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2019-08-23 03:58:08 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-08-23 04:47:18 PM  
Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.
 
2019-08-23 04:54:29 PM  
Pot, kettle, black...

Thank Heaven for Little Girls from Gigi
Youtube 2TqSyvdqn9c
 
2019-08-23 05:09:30 PM  
"Nous devrions verrouiller les portes maintenant que les chevaux sont partis..."
 
2019-08-23 05:11:26 PM  
Well maybe those young french girls were just exploring their sexuality, you know?

That's practically an industry over there.
 
2019-08-23 05:11:45 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

jkbjournalist: BREAKING: France opens Epstein-linked rape investigation https://t.co/BpcaSmRuzo


Good. They can prosecute Maxwell and lock her ass away.
 
2019-08-23 05:12:07 PM  
Hmmmm... Investigate. Establish Drumpf link. Hold G7 in Nice (tell him there's a bathing suit contest he needs to judge so he'll go). Arrest him on foreign soil.
 
2019-08-23 05:13:30 PM  
Prosecutors had offered the corrections officers an opportunity to sit voluntarily for an interview, but the officers refused to do so without a form of immunity that would protect them from criminal exposure, the source with knowledge of the situation said.

Remember, this is the "nothing to fear if you did nothing wrong" crowd...
 
2019-08-23 05:13:36 PM  
Subby, you could have worded that better.
 
2019-08-23 05:14:26 PM  
Roman Polanski seen sipping a cognac and smirking.
 
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2019-08-23 05:15:45 PM  
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2019-08-23 05:16:20 PM  

usernameguy: Roman Polanski seen sipping a cognac and smirking.


No shiat.  Too bad this wasn't a Epstein/Polanski murder/suicide.
 
2019-08-23 05:17:40 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.


I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.
 
2019-08-23 05:18:57 PM  

Dr Dreidel: "Nous devrions verrouiller les portes maintenant que les chevaux sont partis..."


"Ceux qui vivent dans des maisons de verre ne devraient pas lancer de pierres"
 
2019-08-23 05:19:56 PM  

fsbilly: Hmmmm... Investigate. Establish Drumpf link. Hold G7 in Nice (tell him there's a bathing suit contest he needs to judge so he'll go). Arrest him on foreign soil.


I'm pretty sure a foreign country arresting a sitting president (even on their soil) would... Well, it would certainly be an interesting time.
 
2019-08-23 05:20:53 PM  
That's disingenuous subby, but I guess everyone can blame stupidity and an education of FOX news into account and excuse you.   It's hard not to insult France when your talking head friends keep telling you France is the enemy.

Luckily, France does not have the "Statute of Financial Limitations," which prevents the prosecution of any entity with a net worth of over 100,000,000.
 
2019-08-23 05:22:50 PM  

This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.


They're ready to turn him over to the US justice system as soon as we have one. Maybe we can buy one.
 
2019-08-23 05:23:03 PM  
France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.
 
2019-08-23 05:23:41 PM  

Bootleg: fsbilly: Hmmmm... Investigate. Establish Drumpf link. Hold G7 in Nice (tell him there's a bathing suit contest he needs to judge so he'll go). Arrest him on foreign soil.

I'm pretty sure a foreign country arresting a sitting president (even on their soil) would... Well, it would certainly be an interesting time.


What if i say please really nicely first?
 
2019-08-23 05:23:45 PM  

Armchair_Invective: That's disingenuous subby, but I guess everyone can blame stupidity and an education of FOX news into account and excuse you.   It's hard not to insult France when your talking head friends keep telling you France is the enemy.

Luckily, France does not have the "Statute of Financial Limitations," which prevents the prosecution of any entity with a net worth of over 100,000,000.


Lighten up, Francois
 
2019-08-23 05:24:48 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Pot, kettle, black...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2TqSyvdq​n9c]


I see that what-about-ism has returned.  Good for you, in absence of something intelligent to say, it's always a good old standby.
 
2019-08-23 05:25:22 PM  

macadamnut: This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.

They're ready to turn him over to the US justice system as soon as we have one. Maybe we can buy one.


They didn't think we had one under Carter, Clinton, or Obama, either.

France doesn't really have a concept of underage

\or drugged, apparently
 
2019-08-23 05:25:58 PM  
You know what's missing?   A "Panama  Papers" type dump of all the names ... everyone associated with him and, more specifically, his Island of the Dolls.   All the damned names.   Of course, it's a suicide list for whoever posts it.
 
2019-08-23 05:28:20 PM  

This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.


Probably because he lives in Switzerland
 
2019-08-23 05:30:06 PM  

This text is now purple: macadamnut: This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.

They're ready to turn him over to the US justice system as soon as we have one. Maybe we can buy one.

They didn't think we had one under Carter, Clinton, or Obama, either.

France doesn't really have a concept of underage

\or drugged, apparently


Or plea bargains or elected judges, apparently.
 
2019-08-23 05:31:33 PM  

dumbobruni: This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.

Probably because he lives in Switzerland


Meanwhile, I thought this was the case. Aren't the Swiss considering some kind of extradition?
 
2019-08-23 05:31:35 PM  

fsbilly: Hmmmm... Investigate. Establish Drumpf link. Hold G7 in Nice (tell him there's a bathing suit contest he needs to judge so he'll go). Arrest him on foreign soil.


This makes me laugh because it would probably work.
 
2019-08-23 05:33:51 PM  

usernameguy: Roman Polanski seen sipping a cognac and smirking.


They're gonna get that guy just as soon as he's already dead.
 
2019-08-23 05:39:45 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.


You're kidding, right? We'll have tariffs and sanctions against France by Monday.
 
2019-08-23 05:45:15 PM  

ImpendingCynic: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

You're kidding, right? We'll have tariffs and sanctions against France by Monday.


That's because this is going to link to Trump and France is going to link it to Trump. Otherwise why would he care?
 
2019-08-23 05:45:33 PM  
Wow, the CNN website is approaching DailyMail or Star levels of putting as much clickbait crap links on a single page after a 2 paragraph 'article'. You can just keep scrolling down and down and the shiat never ends. Screw that noise
 
2019-08-23 05:59:14 PM  
I hope they get him.
 
2019-08-23 06:01:54 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.


It appears however, that underage prostitution has always been illegal there, as has pimping.
 
2019-08-23 06:02:02 PM  
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2019-08-23 06:02:40 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.


With France run by a financial industry dude who kicked off his term by granting the ultrawealthy a massive tax giveaway?

I'm not so confident.
 
2019-08-23 06:08:37 PM  
I hope France does some kind of blackbag/kidnap operation to snatch up all the convicted-in-absentia-friends-of-Trump who'll fight extradition from the US.
 
2019-08-23 06:21:23 PM  

Super Chronic: Commander Lysdexic: France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.

It appears however, that underage prostitution has always been illegal there, as has pimping.


... which, now that I think of it, is kind of weird. If they thought child sex was fine and dandy, and they thought prostitution was a-ok, why was child prostitution outlawed? But whatever; I'm glad they had this law if it means drawing out the facts on Epstein. (Which, by the way, in my estimation, are more likely to bring down Clinton than Trump. All I want is to go where the facts lead.)
 
2019-08-23 06:54:42 PM  

Ishkur: Well maybe those young french girls were just exploring their sexuality, you know?

That's practically an industry over there.


Do they even have an age of consent in France?
 
2019-08-23 07:32:01 PM  
France, where farking 13-year-olds is the national sport.
 
2019-08-23 07:33:36 PM  

This text is now purple: AdmirableSnackbar: Holy shiat we might actually get justice on this.

I doubt it.

France continues to refuse to extradite Polanski.


Is he in France? Because I've seen him at dinner gstad.
 
2019-08-23 07:40:51 PM  

fsbilly: Hmmmm... Investigate. Establish Drumpf link. Hold G7 in Nice (tell him there's a bathing suit contest he needs to judge so he'll go). Arrest him on foreign soil.


That would be an act of war.... which I'm sure at least half of American citizens would be rightly happy to forgive, and chip in to send France a nice thank you gift for.
 
2019-08-23 07:53:42 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.


I'm very interested in all the experts on age of consent laws in this thread.  Whaddaya wanna bet that the Venn diagram overlap between "age of consent experts" and "fark IndependentsTM" is 100%?
 
2019-08-23 08:18:48 PM  

I Am Not A Real Person: Commander Lysdexic: France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.

I'm very interested in all the experts on age of consent laws in this thread.  Whaddaya wanna bet that the Venn diagram overlap between "age of consent experts" and "fark IndependentsTM" is 100%?


Libertarians always bring up eliminating age of consent laws whenever they talk about living in a gulch or gutter or wherever they hang out.
 
2019-08-23 08:32:17 PM  

berylman: Wow, the CNN website is approaching DailyMail or Star levels of putting as much clickbait crap links on a single page after a 2 paragraph 'article'. You can just keep scrolling down and down and the shiat never ends. Screw that noise


That's the brutal truth about reading news online: accept the paywall by paying a nominal fee for NYT/WaPo, or having your reading experience sandblasted by ad infestation.
 
2019-08-23 09:01:49 PM  

Huggermugger: berylman: Wow, the CNN website is approaching DailyMail or Star levels of putting as much clickbait crap links on a single page after a 2 paragraph 'article'. You can just keep scrolling down and down and the shiat never ends. Screw that noise

That's the brutal truth about reading news online: accept the paywall by paying a nominal fee for NYT/WaPo, or having your reading experience sandblasted by ad infestation.


Well then, you're doing it wrong.
I don't see much for ads, nor do I see much for news site paywalls.
uBlock Origin, anti-adblocker list enabled.
Ask me if you want config details.
 
2019-08-23 10:11:11 PM  

I Am Not A Real Person: Commander Lysdexic: France only recently got age of consent laws.

Epstain could have been banging 11 year olds over there last year and it would have been legal, unless coercion etc can be proven.

I'm very interested in all the experts on age of consent laws in this thread.  Whaddaya wanna bet that the Venn diagram overlap between "age of consent experts" and "fark IndependentsTM" is 100%?


I'll take that bet.

Obama was the best President the USA has had in living memory.
Trump and Moscow Mitch deserve to be executed as traitors.
I looked up France's age laws using Google.
 
2019-08-24 01:26:09 PM  
In addition to Pedophile Island, he owned the Rapetorium in NYC, a Rape Ranch in New Mexico, Rape-or-rame conveniently placed to his recruiting grounds at Mar-del-Lago in Florida, and a posh apartment in Paris.

This is just due diligeance.

You know, like every Court in the United States would be up to its elbows in Trump high crimes and misdemeanors if there were any chance of justice against a rich man in the US of Assets.

Trump companies in Florida alone sold $109 million in cash purchases by Russian kleptokrats and mafiosi. That amount of money laundering is just the tip of the Trump iceberg, and in this game, Trump is and always has been a little pisher with delusions of grandeur because any major money destinition has billions and billions of money laundering a year. And that's just the "legitimate" banks and real estate branders. The "criminals" also do some illegal stuff.
 
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