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2019-08-23 04:24:02 PM  
Holy shiat, it worked!
 
2019-08-23 04:37:00 PM  
I hereby order two big macs, a 20 piece McNuggets, 3 hot apple pies and a TWO SCOOP caramel sundae.
 
2019-08-23 05:05:52 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I hereby order two big macs, a 20 piece McNuggets, 3 hot apple pies and a TWO SCOOP caramel sundae.


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2019-08-23 05:08:45 PM  
I hereby order Donald Trump and anyone hired by or appointed by his administration to resign.  I hereby order every State AG and the USAG to prosecute everyone of those people to the fullest extent of the law, as quickly as thoroughness allows.  I hereby order everyone else to point and laugh.
 
2019-08-23 05:13:11 PM  

Bimmer Jones: Holy shiat, it worked!


I think it worked because this time Subby spelled "hereby" correctly.
 
2019-08-23 05:13:39 PM  
I hereby order the Phillies to win the World Series this year.

/and if not them the mets
 
2019-08-23 05:27:00 PM  
i guess he was not satisfied with the market hit today, so he just announced another $500B in tariffs.
 
2019-08-23 05:27:34 PM  
I hereby order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.
 
2019-08-23 05:28:25 PM  
Oh god, nobody tell him about 'Simon says'...
 
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2019-08-23 05:29:20 PM  
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2019-08-23 05:29:27 PM  

severedtoe: i guess he was not satisfied with the market hit today, so he just announced another $500B in tariffs.


It's the republican way.  "Continue to do the same stupid shiat and expect a different outcome."
 
2019-08-23 05:30:25 PM  
I hereby order Disney to give me their 1/1 scale Millennium Falcon and my neighbors to move so I have room for it.
 
2019-08-23 05:31:24 PM  
I for one am glad that comrade Trump and his glorious socialist planned economy will be making MAGA hats in the USA
 
2019-08-23 05:31:41 PM  

Lorelle: Bimmer Jones: Holy shiat, it worked!

I think it worked because this time Subby spelled "hereby" correctly.



But there's no gold fringe on the headline!
 
2019-08-23 05:31:41 PM  
Dear Captain Dipshiat,

How about 'f*ck you'? Does 'f*ck you' work? Too bad. F*ck you.
 
2019-08-23 05:31:58 PM  
Dongmold, I hereby order you to wrap your dick in tin foil, drill a hole in your microwave, stick it in there, turn it on and fark it until your heart, dick and anus explode.
 
2019-08-23 05:32:01 PM  
I hereby order Drew to refer to me as Lord Duck, Mistress of Doom.

/hereby order in 1 hand, poop in the other
//which will get filled first?
///hereby ordering a 3rd slashie
 
2019-08-23 05:32:03 PM  
It is going to take a lot more than a meaningless decree to pry slave wage profits from Amazon , Apple and Nike.
 
2019-08-23 05:32:51 PM  
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!! - The Office US
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2019-08-23 05:33:12 PM  
Hair Furious is just Furious because Vladi Putinski decreed something earlier today, and so He wants to decree sometching
 
2019-08-23 05:34:05 PM  
I hereby order someone to give me TF!
 
2019-08-23 05:34:10 PM  

Rent Party: severedtoe: i guess he was not satisfied with the market hit today, so he just announced another $500B in tariffs.

It's the republican way.  "Continue to do the same stupid shiat and expect a different outcome.

Tank the economy and blame the Democrats. "

So close.
 
2019-08-23 05:34:40 PM  
I hereby order Almea Tarrant to be banned during the length of their TF.
 
2019-08-23 05:34:46 PM  
So President Deal of the Century is now threatening 30% tariffs on China

Late on Friday afternoon, Trump tweeted that he would be raising the tariff rates on some $250 billion in Chinese goods from 25 percent to 30 percent. The president also tweeted that he would increase the tariff rate on an additional $300 billion of Chinese goods that are not yet under tariff.
 
2019-08-23 05:35:02 PM  
I hereby order Navient to forgive all student loans starting with mine! HEREBY, do you hearby me?!?
 
2019-08-23 05:35:03 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Hair Furious is just Furious because Vladi Putinski decreed something earlier today, and so He wants to decree sometching


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What a shame.
 
2019-08-23 05:36:28 PM  

Short Victoria's War: Oh god, nobody tell him about 'Simon says'...


"You know, this Simon, he's saying a lot of things. A lot of things. Not like me, though. I say the best things. Look at my electoral victory. Folks are saying, "Mr. President, you should say, 'Simon says.'" Everybody's saying that. But if you say "Simon says," then what are you doing? It's fake news. You know, the fake news liberal media is the enemy of the people. I'm not the enemy of the people. I'm the chosen one. Maybe the second amendment people should send Simon back. Nasty, nasty people."
 
2019-08-23 05:37:13 PM  
I Harambe order dicks out!

/Am i doing it right?
 
2019-08-23 05:37:30 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I hereby order Almea Tarrant to be banned during the length of their TF.


I hereby order thismomentinblackhistory be less of a big poopie head.
 
2019-08-23 05:37:34 PM  
I hereby instruct and order Emilia Clarke to bring me, bedside, a corned beef, Swiss on rye while in her birthday suit.
 
2019-08-23 05:38:10 PM  
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2019-08-23 05:38:26 PM  
Someone get the esoteric programming language folks on this, stat. It is time for a Trump language.

I'm thinking something INTERCAL-based.
 
2019-08-23 05:39:28 PM  
I hearby order you chuklefarks to wake me when this nightmare is over
 
2019-08-23 05:40:06 PM  
Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2019-08-23 05:40:35 PM  

King Something: I hereby order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.


It's sad that I get this reference.

\what have I done with my life?
 
2019-08-23 05:41:29 PM  
Prima Nocta
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2019-08-23 05:41:35 PM  
"...more than a few people used the developing meme as a chance to post pictures and videos of dogs."

There is never an inappropriate time or place to post dog pics.
 
2019-08-23 05:42:16 PM  

tonguedepressor: I hereby instruct and order Emilia Clarke to bring me, bedside, a corned beef, Swiss on rye while in her birthday suit.


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2019-08-23 05:42:37 PM  

HighOnCraic: Sir, this is an Arby's.


Then I hereby declare this a McDonald's. Or Wendy's, if you don't got enough letters to put outside.
 
2019-08-23 05:43:12 PM  

Vacation Bible School: So President Deal of the Century is now threatening 30% tariffs on China

Late on Friday afternoon, Trump tweeted that he would be raising the tariff rates on some $250 billion in Chinese goods from 25 percent to 30 percent. The president also tweeted that he would increase the tariff rate on an additional $300 billion of Chinese goods that are not yet under tariff.


That's it. Christmas is canceled.
 
2019-08-23 05:43:59 PM  
I hereby declare it close enough to 5 o'clock to go drink.
 
2019-08-23 05:45:16 PM  
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2019-08-23 05:46:03 PM  

Marbleisheavy: I hereby declare it close enough to 5 o'clock to go drink.


I hereby declare this to be the best declaration to be hereby'd so far.
 
2019-08-23 05:46:19 PM  
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2019-08-23 05:46:36 PM  
I hereby order all Farkers, including mods, admins, and Drew, to stop drinking for the rest of his presidency, effective immediately.
 
2019-08-23 05:46:42 PM  
Paging I hearby demand I be given a Fark accountto the thread...
 
2019-08-23 05:47:29 PM  
I hereby demand peace on Earth and a Winnebago
 
2019-08-23 05:49:24 PM  
I hearby order Ghouliani to shait his pants on live TV in front of Ivanka and his cousinwife.
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2019-08-23 05:49:55 PM  

Millennium: Someone get the esoteric programming language folks on this, stat. It is time for a Trump language.

I'm thinking something INTERCAL-based.


Hereby decree x=10
While x Weak! 14:
Bigly x
Tweet x
MAGA

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Output:

Many people say x is 11
Many people say x is 12
Many people say x is 13
 
2019-08-23 05:49:57 PM  

syrynxx: I hereby demand peace on Earth and a Winnebago


LONESTAR!!!
 
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