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2019-08-22 10:08:11 AM  
Doesn't he look fat and tired?
 
2019-08-22 11:38:01 AM  

Diogenes: Doesn't he look fat and tired?


Those two are on my list. It is a long list.
 
2019-08-22 01:28:50 PM  

Diogenes: Doesn't he look fat and tired?


Did they change The New Colossus?

"Give me your fat, your tired.....
 
2019-08-22 01:58:06 PM  
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2019-08-22 01:58:10 PM  
In no particular order.
 
2019-08-22 02:01:29 PM  
Ugh! Almost there!
 
2019-08-22 02:01:30 PM  
What are 5 things that happen in A Walmart returns line?
 
2019-08-22 02:02:43 PM  
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely - Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
 
2019-08-22 02:05:35 PM  
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2019-08-22 02:08:02 PM  
I wish America would allow its people to invoke some referendum that side steps Congress - and vote this fat slob out. Give the power back to the people. We can't depend on voting anymore... I mean, look at what happened in 2016 FFS.
 
2019-08-22 02:30:08 PM  
I really don't get the rues to 3D Chess. DO you just throw random pieces on the board like dice?
 
2019-08-22 02:42:17 PM  
I thought Aaaand Al-Generated was the mayor of Karbala?
 
2019-08-22 02:42:28 PM  
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2019-08-22 03:04:14 PM  
What was the AI headline? I'm not giving clickbait to the paywall.
 
2019-08-22 03:22:48 PM  
I figured it out! He speaks in adolescent poetry!

The CounTRY
By Donald J. Trump


The country is doing so well
in so many ways.
But there's such divisiveness. My whole life has been like
heat.
I like heat.
In a certain way.

You are somewhat more traditional politicians
(than me)
I think my positions are going to be what the people
in this room
come up
with

Remember two things. Number one I said we're going to be saying Christmas
again
And, number two, I said I was going to give you a Christmas
present.
It's idealistic. It's wonderful. It's a beautiful thing. He was
a great
cheerleader for the country.
But not great
on the trade
I never did polling on that, I don't know if that's popular, I don't know if that's unpopular.

We have the worst laws.
You go to the hospital. You have a broken arm. You come out, you are a
drug addict with this crap
I would give myself an A+
And nobody knows what a community college is

We're all fighting these battles but I love
fighting
these battles
He would stand up there before those crowds. And, by the way,without any musical instruments
You ever have any second thoughts about something?
We have triumphed over evil like nobody has seen before.
The past does not have to define the future
I believe it's a rough situation over there
No question about it.
And the greatest phrase,
I think,
in the history of politics
is on all of those
red
and
white
hats that I see out there:"Make America Great
Again"
And together we will make America wealthy
again.
We will make America loving
again.
Love it.
Love it.

They said: "Sir, would you mind going back? Would you mind if we didn't stop?"
I said: "There's no way. We cannot stop!"
Right?
So please, get your asses out tomorrow and vote. Sometimes
you have to
toot
your own
horn
because nobody else is going to
do
it.

We got more money.
We got more brains.
We got better houses,
apartments.
We got nicer boats.
We're smarter than they are.
And they say "The Elite"
We're going to win at space.

Great pillows. I actually use them, believe it or not.
You know, I was dealt a lot of bad hands. I hold
both countries
responsible.
I think the United States has been foolish. I think
we've all been foolish.
And I think
we're all to blame.
That just shows when you get good ratings
you can
say
anything.

What's happening is a disgrace.
We love winners.
We love winners.
Winners are winners.
Hey, I'm the President of the United States.I'm not the President of the globe.
He may have a bad past.
Who knows
you know?
He may have had some
I think
accusations made.Didn't he have a couple of
things
in his past?


You know, with Biden, you go like this
whew
and he goes down
Even one of them recently said that President Trump made promises but
he's kept many more promises, I mean far more than I made.
To be honest
to be honest
I thought it was a
I thought it was a very
close to complete victory
Nobody has ever done so much in the first two years of a presidency as this administration.Nobody
Nobody
No collusion.
I don't know who Lil John is
I don't
I really don't
And when you're talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small.
And it blows
over
And sails
over.
 
2019-08-22 03:54:12 PM  

mdarius: I figured it out! He speaks in adolescent poetry!

The CounTRY
By Donald J. Trump


The country is doing so well
in so many ways.
But there's such divisiveness. My whole life has been like
heat.
I like heat.
In a certain way.

You are somewhat more traditional politicians
(than me)
I think my positions are going to be what the people
in this room
come up
with

Remember two things. Number one I said we're going to be saying Christmas
again
And, number two, I said I was going to give you a Christmas
present.
It's idealistic. It's wonderful. It's a beautiful thing. He was
a great
cheerleader for the country.
But not great
on the trade
I never did polling on that, I don't know if that's popular, I don't know if that's unpopular.

We have the worst laws.
You go to the hospital. You have a broken arm. You come out, you are a
drug addict with this crap
I would give myself an A+
And nobody knows what a community college is

We're all fighting these battles but I love
fighting
these battles
He would stand up there before those crowds. And, by the way,without any musical instruments
You ever have any second thoughts about something?
We have triumphed over evil like nobody has seen before.
The past does not have to define the future
I believe it's a rough situation over there
No question about it.
And the greatest phrase,
I think,
in the history of politics
is on all of those
red
and
white
hats that I see out there:"Make America Great
Again"
And together we will make America wealthy
again.
We will make America loving
again.
Love it.
Love it.

They said: "Sir, would you mind going back? Would you mind if we didn't stop?"
I said: "There's no way. We cannot stop!"
Right?
So please, get your asses out tomorrow and vote. Sometimes
you have to
toot
your own
horn
because nobody else is going to
do
it.

We got more money.
We got more brains.
We got better houses,
apartments.
We got nicer boats.
We're smarter than they are.
And they say "The Elite"
We're going to win at space.

Great p ...


Needs more third-person
 
2019-08-22 04:09:40 PM  
Let me know when they use the word "lie" or "racist."
 
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