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2019-08-16 04:22:24 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:00:03 PM  
Uh. Duh?
 
2019-08-16 05:00:17 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:00:24 PM  
They have investigated themselves and found no cause of wrong doing.  Carry on.
 
2019-08-16 05:00:30 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:00:30 PM  
Hunged.
 
2019-08-16 05:00:32 PM  
Well, that's it then.  Everyone satisfied?  We're done here, yes?

Adieu.
 
2019-08-16 05:00:53 PM  
Epstein may have done a lot of reprehensible things, but at least he killed that pedophile guy.
 
2019-08-16 05:01:01 PM  
This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.
 
2019-08-16 05:01:17 PM  
I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!!!
 
2019-08-16 05:01:24 PM  
Yeah, no. You don't get breaks (except maybe the hyoid) in a kick-the-chair style hanging. That's strangulation by someone damn strong or a long-drop hanging.
 
2019-08-16 05:01:42 PM  
Newsflash?
 
2019-08-16 05:01:54 PM  
Is this where someone says, "yeah, but he's not a coroner," or is that the other way around?
 
2019-08-16 05:02:06 PM  
Who could have guessed this outcome?  I shoulda put down a thousand clams on that in Vegas.
 
2019-08-16 05:02:12 PM  

fly_gal: This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.


Sane people knew this.
 
2019-08-16 05:02:45 PM  

Nick Nostril: Who could have guessed this outcome?  I shoulda put down a thousand clams on that in Vegas.


I love clams.
 
2019-08-16 05:02:47 PM  

fly_gal: This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.


Tiny fist....
 
2019-08-16 05:03:00 PM  
The rope was made of Hillary Clinton's hair that was powered by fake news signals to tie itself into a noose because epstien had the only known email copies thst proved obama ordered the benghazi attack to destroy his real birth certificate.
 
2019-08-16 05:03:09 PM  
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It's this guy, isn't it?
 
2019-08-16 05:03:18 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:03:27 PM  
Have they gotten approval on this from QAnon?
 
2019-08-16 05:03:28 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:03:33 PM  
Glad that's settled.
 
2019-08-16 05:03:36 PM  
I wonder how hes going to feel about this.
 
2019-08-16 05:03:43 PM  

WTFDYW: fly_gal: This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.

Sane people knew this.


People like you is the reason why powerful people get away with doing things that can nevar happen evar.
 
2019-08-16 05:04:33 PM  
Bet that was a surprise to him ..
 
2019-08-16 05:04:50 PM  
It's almost a rule now that if there's no paywall or adblock banner then it's a bullshiat article.
 
2019-08-16 05:04:58 PM  
In other news, the ME will be coming to work in a Maserati on Monday.
 
2019-08-16 05:04:59 PM  

fly_gal: This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.


Some people insisted the broken bone meant he was strangled. Those people apparently thought Epstein was a young man and not 66.
 
2019-08-16 05:05:07 PM  
If there's one thing conspiracy theorists can't argue with it's a medical examiner's report.
 
2019-08-16 05:05:08 PM  
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What a surprise.
 
2019-08-16 05:05:29 PM  
They said you were hung...
 
2019-08-16 05:05:29 PM  
Brooks was here.
 
2019-08-16 05:05:46 PM  
And now we wait on AuArachnid to submit a complaint about the headline being inaccurate.
 
2019-08-16 05:06:02 PM  
Un huh.
 
2019-08-16 05:06:16 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:06:18 PM  
They put him in a room with a loaded cop, and he did the right thing.
 
2019-08-16 05:06:18 PM  

omg bbq: Nick Nostril: Who could have guessed this outcome?  I shoulda put down a thousand clams on that in Vegas.

I love clams.


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2019-08-16 05:06:19 PM  

WTFDYW: fly_gal: This is breaking news?  I thought we knew this.

Sane people knew this.


If a guy, in prison, suspected of being suicidal, managing to obtain the means of committing suicide is insane, then pomegranate hard drive jet ski!
 
2019-08-16 05:06:38 PM  
It's depressing to see how many people on our side would be all in on a left leaning QAnon.
 
2019-08-16 05:06:40 PM  

odinsposse: If there's one thing conspiracy theorists can't argue with it's a medical examiner's report.


Hold my chemtrail!
 
2019-08-16 05:06:48 PM  

Sword and Shield: Yeah, no. You don't get breaks (except maybe the hyoid) in a kick-the-chair style hanging. That's strangulation by someone damn strong or a long-drop hanging.


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Nah man, it says he's been cleared.  Trust your authority figures.
 
2019-08-16 05:06:55 PM  
Did they dust for ligature marks with Luminol?
 
2019-08-16 05:06:56 PM  
I guess they say suicide watch would be too expensive.  It involves looking at another camera on the same monitor I assume already being watched.  It's not like someone would actually have to put in more time.  All the guards already watching cameras would just have one more added.

I'm surprised that with cameras being so cheap there aren't already ones in each cell in a jail or prison.
 
2019-08-16 05:07:08 PM  

Badmoodman: Have they gotten approval on this from QAnon?


It polled well in the 18-49 QAnon focus group.
 
2019-08-16 05:07:39 PM  
I'd say his motive was as great, if not greater, than anyone else's out there who might want him dead.  He would not have had an enjoyable prison life.

Furthermore, him being alive wouldn't have further implicated anyone, nor does his death LESS implicate them.   If anyone else will be charged, it wouldn't have been based on any testimony of his.
 
2019-08-16 05:07:44 PM  
Well, that homeless guy that looked like Epstein did anyway.
 
2019-08-16 05:07:49 PM  
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2019-08-16 05:07:51 PM  
Well of COURSE they're going to say that. Did *anyone* expect differently?
 
2019-08-16 05:08:03 PM  
I'm hoping fark's resident physical anthropologist chimes in on the broken neck stuff.

I still think he killed himself. The only question is whether or not he was allowed to kill himself and we'll probably never have an answer to that.
 
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