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2019-08-16 02:58:13 PM  
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2019-08-16 03:59:35 PM  
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2019-08-16 04:03:39 PM  
Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.
 
2019-08-16 04:19:08 PM  
That deal stinks to high heaven. Kind of like a shiatty diaper. No surprise David Vitter is involved.
 
2019-08-16 04:42:34 PM  

Astorix: Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.


That needs to be on a shirt
 
2019-08-16 04:44:22 PM  
Why is Moscow Mitch wailing so loudly about being called Moscow Mitch?
Because the truth hurts.
 
2019-08-16 04:45:26 PM  
So, when does the GOP get reclassified as an organized crime syndicate and prosecuted as such?  This is truly some third world bullshiat they're pulling now.
 
2019-08-16 04:50:46 PM  
So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.
 
2019-08-16 04:51:42 PM  
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2019-08-16 04:52:21 PM  
Ah yes.  Good ol' David "Screw Katrina, let's put in more legislation against gay marriage" Vitter.

What is he still doing here?
 
2019-08-16 04:52:52 PM  
Oh please let this siink the turtle. Turtles sink, right?
 
2019-08-16 04:52:59 PM  
Its as if murdering the DC madam in her prison cell before she could testify to who else other than Vitter frequented her services worked, and Republicans took note of that.
 
2019-08-16 04:54:04 PM  
Treason Turtle needs his shell cracked.
 
2019-08-16 04:55:11 PM  
Why is this legal?
 
2019-08-16 04:55:25 PM  

Fubar3d: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

I'm not ok with it. What would you suggest I do?


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2019-08-16 04:55:31 PM  
I swear when Trump and Mitch are going we're just going to have to impeach everyone they put in office just to be sure. It'll be like a US government version of the Scouring of the Shire.
 
2019-08-16 04:55:59 PM  
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2019-08-16 04:57:32 PM  

Brosephus: So, when does the GOP get reclassified as an organized crime syndicate and prosecuted as such?  This is truly some third world bullshiat they're pulling now.


When the GOP couldn't win on policy, they went to wedge issues.  When they couldn't win on wedge issues, they went to Russia.  When Russia was exposed, they moved to White Identity Politics.  Come 2020, they'll have no choice but to attempt Civil War.
 
2019-08-16 04:57:44 PM  

JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.


No, we're not okay.  It's just our options are limited.  If I had the money, I'd gladly send out some thugs to throw this Russian ogligarch off a bridge.  However, I do not have that sort of money, as evidenced by me posting here and a lack of stories about corrupt lobbyists and politicians thrown off bridges.
 
2019-08-16 04:57:47 PM  

Ishkur: Why is this legal?


Because we haven't started burning down mansions / invading private islands and chopping the heads off of their wealthy, corrupt, inhabitants.
 
2019-08-16 04:58:13 PM  

Brosephus: So, when does the GOP get reclassified as an organized crime syndicate and prosecuted as such?  This is truly some third world bullshiat they're pulling now.


In what court would the prosecutor practice and who would expect a simple recusal?  Maybe the federal judiciary could show how they clean house their own, and perhaps recommend an impeachment if one of their own won't leave quietly.
 
2019-08-16 04:59:06 PM  
I'm running out of W T F 's  .. It's a daily thing with these assholes ..
 
2019-08-16 04:59:59 PM  
Paging the CIA. Paging the CIA. The white courtesy phone, please, for the CIA.

There's no answer.
 
2019-08-16 05:00:08 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Ishkur: Why is this legal?

Because we haven't started burning down mansions / invading private islands and chopping the heads off of their wealthy, corrupt, inhabitants.


Because f*ck you, that's why.
 
2019-08-16 05:00:51 PM  
Stolen from leftypol, can't wait until i can use this

Ding dong old Mitch is dead
Moscow Mitch
Was Putin's biatch
Ding dong old Moscow Mitch is dead

Ding dong old Mitch is dead
Full of grift
While preaching thrift
Ding dong old Moscow Mitch is dead

He's gone where the traitors go
Below
Let liberal judges flow
Let all the Senate sing
And read the bills out

Ding dong let racists know
They'll all die
We'll say bye
Let them cry now Moscow Mitch is dead
 
2019-08-16 05:01:03 PM  
#MoscowMitch is extremely busy quietly stacking the courts with his judges, the Senate is only voting on his nominations, nothing else. Meanwhile dickhead Trump is distracting everyone.

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2019-08-16 05:01:05 PM  

bloobeary: Why is Moscow Mitch wailing so loudly about being called Moscow Mitch?
Because the truth hurts.


And he likes it?
 
2019-08-16 05:04:19 PM  
Vitter is a complete tool as it is - so he and Moscow Mithc are already on the same damned page.
Why the fark wouldn't a phone call to Mitch work out... just look at Votter's Wiki page TOC:
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Every possible shiatty thing you can do to society, he's already done. So yeah, let's chuck his 20 foot tall wife onto the federal bench - because what this country needs is more farked in the head Evangelical judges who can take our rights away.... god damn it.
 
2019-08-16 05:05:02 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Paging the CIA. Paging the CIA. The white courtesy phone, please, for the CIA.

There's no answer.


inept or complicit?
 
2019-08-16 05:07:25 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Fubar3d: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

I'm not ok with it. What would you suggest I do?

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2019-08-16 05:08:41 PM  
It's fine. Obama once ate arugula.
Practically the same.
 
2019-08-16 05:13:13 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Fubar3d: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

I'm not ok with it. What would you suggest I do?

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This "murder is the only solution" meme is getting tiresome.

Truth is, we've got all the tools already to take back our country, but we're also saddled with a woefully ignorant, or just plain apathetic electorate.  If people took a fraction of the time they spend biatching on the internet and got involved directly in the political process, either by monitoring and calling out what their representatives are doing, organizing, educating, or volunteering for trustworthy candidates, we could have a much better country in just a few years.

And yes, I know I'm biatching on the internet.  Time to log off.
 
2019-08-16 05:13:16 PM  
independent judiciary
 
2019-08-16 05:13:55 PM  

pxlboy: Astorix: Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.

That needs to be on a shirt


That someone wears to a highly publicized photo OP with Moscow Mitch.
 
2019-08-16 05:16:01 PM  

EyeballKid: Its as if murdering the DC madam in her prison cell before she could testify to who else other than Vitter frequented her services worked, and Republicans took note of that.


The DC Madam died at her mother's home in Florida.
 
2019-08-16 05:17:29 PM  
Every goddamned Republican alive is a farking traitor deserving of execution in the public square.  EVERY.
 
2019-08-16 05:19:23 PM  

dsmith42: EyeballKid: Its as if murdering the DC madam in her prison cell before she could testify to who else other than Vitter frequented her services worked, and Republicans took note of that.

The DC Madam died at her mother's home in Florida.


Now who's being naive, Kay?
 
2019-08-16 05:21:11 PM  
But her emails, not inspired, etc. Elections have consequences.

Who knew letting the assholes who hate government run the government was a bad idea?

Well, at least 66 million people did. The rest are farking idiots.
 
2019-08-16 05:21:17 PM  

El Chupo: Ed Grubermann: Fubar3d: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

I'm not ok with it. What would you suggest I do?

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This "murder is the only solution" meme is getting tiresome.

Truth is, we've got all the tools already to take back our country, but we're also saddled with a woefully ignorant, or just plain apathetic electorate.  If people took a fraction of the time they spend biatching on the internet and got involved directly in the political process, either by monitoring and calling out what their representatives are doing, organizing, educating, or volunteering for trustworthy candidates, we could have a much better country in just a few years that would still be enduring the completely shiat judgments of all these farking treasonous Republican judges.

And yes, I know I'm biatching on the internet.  Time to log off.


No.  Traitors need to farking bleed so there are no more goddamned farking traitors.   FIVE goddamned traitor Repbulican Presidents since World War II.  FARKING FIVE.

Tolerance of treason just breeds more goddamned treason.
 
2019-08-16 05:22:31 PM  
We will need to invent new and novel systems to root out all of these people.
 
2019-08-16 05:22:52 PM  

pxlboy: Astorix: Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.

That needs to be on a shirt


And I'll buy one.
 
2019-08-16 05:23:20 PM  

Fubar3d: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

I'm not ok with it. What would you suggest I do?


they haven't through that fair. They are just angry and wants someone else to do something about it.
 
2019-08-16 05:27:43 PM  

Ishkur: Why is this legal?


Things don't get stopped because they are illegal.
Things get stopped because someone was arrested, tried in a court, and a judge or jury found them guilty.

One of this is sadly never going to happen.
 
2019-08-16 05:28:50 PM  

Astorix: Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.


Take that to T-Spring and make your fortune.
 
2019-08-16 05:34:20 PM  

Rwa2play: pxlboy: Astorix: Moscow Mitch is Putin's biatch.

That needs to be on a shirt

And I'll buy one.


When I get home, I'll have to see what I can whip up.
 
2019-08-16 05:35:22 PM  

El Chupo: Truth is, we've got all the tools already to take back our country, but we're also saddled with a woefully ignorant, or just plain apathetic electorate.  If people took a fraction of the time they spend biatching on the internet and got involved directly in the political process, either by monitoring and calling out what their representatives are doing, organizing, educating, or volunteering for trustworthy candidates, we could have a much better country in just a few years.


I thought we WERE calling people out by posting on here.
 
2019-08-16 05:35:30 PM  
"We're too fat and stupid to care !"

-Every American Ever
 
2019-08-16 05:41:44 PM  
Congress can impeach judges, right?
 
2019-08-16 05:50:20 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Congress can impeach judges, right?


The system for removing every Trump appointed judge may not exist yet.
 
2019-08-16 06:04:39 PM  

rjakobi: JerkStore: So everyone's OK with our government being totally corrupt?

OK then. Carry on.

No, we're not okay.  It's just our options are limited.  If I had the money, I'd gladly send out some thugs to throw this Russian ogligarch off a bridge.  However, I do not have that sort of money, as evidenced by me posting here and a lack of stories about corrupt lobbyists and politicians thrown off bridges.


GoFundMe?
 
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