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2019-08-14 04:27:52 PM  
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"Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait which appears to be of Bill Clinton hanging in his Manhattan mansion, depicting the former president lounging on a chair in the Oval Office wearing red heels and a telling blue dress, a source exclusively told DailyMailTV "
 
2019-08-14 04:48:18 PM  
I don't give a shiat if he had a goddamn donkey in there as long as he did his job.
 
2019-08-14 04:49:21 PM  
Huh. And here I would have expected a bunch of pictures of sad-eyed children.
 
2019-08-14 04:49:50 PM  
Is there no end to this man's perversion?
 
2019-08-14 04:49:50 PM  
Hilarious. Now what about anything actually incriminating, and who are we putting on trial for it.
 
2019-08-14 04:50:01 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't give a shiat if he had a goddamn donkey in there as long as he did his job.


You don't care what Jeffrey Epstein did as long as he did his job?
 
2019-08-14 04:51:26 PM  
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2019-08-14 04:51:39 PM  
Are we sure that's Bill Clinton?  It kinda looks like Queen Elizabeth... without her hat on
 
2019-08-14 04:52:13 PM  
Don't ask about the stains on that dress.

Just. Don't.
 
2019-08-14 04:52:18 PM  

PirateKing: Huh. And here I would have expected a bunch of pictures of sad-eyed children.


Why have pictures when you have the real thing?
 
2019-08-14 04:52:32 PM  
Looks kinda like Helen Mirren but she's obviously not Epstein's type.
 
2019-08-14 04:53:12 PM  

Thosw: PirateKing: Huh. And here I would have expected a bunch of pictures of sad-eyed children.

Why have pictures when you have the real thing?


I laughed.

/aisle seat, please
 
2019-08-14 04:53:56 PM  
Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look once again, now, here he comes
Wearin' his wig hat and shades to match
Got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
That sort of thing is now everything
 
2019-08-14 04:54:01 PM  
The dress looks white to me.
 
2019-08-14 04:55:14 PM  
First he was the first black president, now he's the first transgender president. Impressive.
 
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2019-08-14 04:55:31 PM  
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2019-08-14 04:55:40 PM  
Oh, Bill, you gots some splaining to do!


/i seriously doubt we will ever learn all of the true names of the powerful people who utilized epstein's resources
//i also seriously doubt epstein off'd himself
 
2019-08-14 04:56:02 PM  
Daily mail is working very hard to associate Epstein with Clinton.
This is a bullshiat pointless article that goes out of it's way to state that Clinton and Epstein were friends. This is a massive exaggeration. The fact that he owned this painting seems to imply he was more in the republican camp.
 
2019-08-14 04:56:25 PM  

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Friday night vs Saturday morning.
 
2019-08-14 04:56:44 PM  
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2019-08-14 04:56:58 PM  

Weatherkiss: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't give a shiat if he had a goddamn donkey in there as long as he did his job.

You don't care what Jeffrey Epstein did as long as he did his job?


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2019-08-14 04:57:27 PM  
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2019-08-14 04:57:32 PM  

OldRod: Are we sure that's Bill Clinton?  It kinda looks like Queen Elizabeth... without her hat on


Yeah, for all I know, that's King Kong and Katy Perry doing jello shots off of a donkey's ass. That picture sucks. Can't wait until the Daily Mail can afford a camera made after 2001.
 
2019-08-14 04:57:36 PM  
It's a reference to "devil in a blue dress" which is solid evidence that he killed Epstein!
 
2019-08-14 04:57:38 PM  
Something, Clinton something, Clinton CLINTON!!

Is Clinton running for someo?
 
2019-08-14 04:58:04 PM  
*something
 
2019-08-14 04:58:06 PM  
Well there you go, perfectly good reason why Epstein needed to be suicided.
 
2019-08-14 04:58:14 PM  

Buck Dancer: Oh, Bill, you gots some splaining to do!



It was a loaner

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2019-08-14 04:59:37 PM  

Buck Dancer: Oh, Bill, you gots some splaining to do!


You think that it wasn't a painting?
 
2019-08-14 05:00:27 PM  
*squints*

Bea Arthur?
 
2019-08-14 05:00:34 PM  
All dressed up with nowhere to come.

Little Blue Number
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Where did you get that little blue number?
How do you squeeze into something like that?
Is that the same one I was wearing last summer?
I wish I was glad for you, but I'm sorry
Did the whole thing fall off the back of a lorry?
 
2019-08-14 05:00:40 PM  

Tax Boy: [giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com image 257x387]


My fetish are gifs whose mouth movements nowhere near match the text
 
2019-08-14 05:01:41 PM  
She told DailyMailTV: 'It was absolutely Bill Clinton. It was shocking - it was definitely a painting of him. It was a very provocative, sexual picture. He was wearing heels, a blue dress and his hand was in a weird position.'

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His hands are fully visible in the painting and seemingly reflect the pose of whatever model sat for the painting. Unless the right hand is flipping us all off and I just can't make it out, there's nothing weird about it beyond Bill wearing a dress.
 
2019-08-14 05:02:25 PM  
At this point, the more they dig into this I wouldn't be surprised if they find that this guy was the modern version of George Hodel. That whole "not conforming to social norms/morality, we create our own" thing can lead you pretty much anywhere.
 
2019-08-14 05:02:32 PM  

Mikey1969: OldRod: Are we sure that's Bill Clinton?  It kinda looks like Queen Elizabeth... without her hat on

Yeah, for all I know, that's King Kong and Katy Perry doing jello shots off of a donkey's ass. That picture sucks. Can't wait until the Daily Mail can afford a camera made after 2001.


And please... stand as far away from the picture as you can when taking the photo
 
2019-08-14 05:04:46 PM  
Well this thread was Clinton'd in the Boobies.
 
2019-08-14 05:05:22 PM  
The seal on the floor does look Oval Officey.
 
2019-08-14 05:05:26 PM  

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I always had a thing for Riff Raff.
 
2019-08-14 05:05:47 PM  

Weatherkiss: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't give a shiat if he had a goddamn donkey in there as long as he did his job.

You don't care what Jeffrey Epstein did as long as he did his job?


Very funny. :/
 
2019-08-14 05:06:11 PM  

sithon: Daily mail is working very hard to associate Epstein with Clinton.
This is a bullshiat pointless article that goes out of it's way to state that Clinton and Epstein were friends. This is a massive exaggeration. The fact that he owned this painting seems to imply he was more in the republican camp.


Let's put politics aside:
https://www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-epst​e​in-lolita-express-bill-clinton-flight-​logs-1448367

"Before the Lolita Express had its nickname, Epstein drew the attention of the media by hosting former president Bill Clinton, along with actors Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker, on a 2002 tour of Africa with stops in South Africa, Nigeria, Ghana, Rwanda and Mozambique associated with work for the Clinton Foundation. Afterwards, Epstein described Clinton as "the world's greatest politician." Clinton offered a similarly glowing appraisal of Epstein in the same New York Magazine article featuring Trump's famous quote regarding Epstein's predilection for girls "on the younger side."

In 2015, Gawker released the flight logbooks for Epstein's Gulfstream and the Lolita Express 727. Bill Clinton is among the prominent people listed in the flight logs, having took several trips on the Lolita Express with a softcore porn actress listed under "massages" in Epstein's address book, also published by Gawker. Clinton shared eleven flights aboard the Lolita Express with Maxwell and Epstein's former assistant Sarah Kellen, who has been accused in court filings of recruiting young girls, acting as a pimp on Epstein's behalf. On multiple flights, additional women, listed in the flight logs by their first name or the simple descriptor "female," joined Clinton aboard Epstein's plane. A statement released by Clinton's office acknowledges only the African tour:"

Seems like billy and donnie were found of him.
 
2019-08-14 05:06:21 PM  

UsikFark: She told DailyMailTV: 'It was absolutely Bill Clinton. It was shocking - it was definitely a painting of him. It was a very provocative, sexual picture. He was wearing heels, a blue dress and his hand was in a weird position.'

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His hands are fully visible in the painting and seemingly reflect the pose of whatever model sat for the painting. Unless the right hand is flipping us all off and I just can't make it out, there's nothing weird about it beyond Bill wearing a dress.


I had a moment thinking that he was holding a cigar with his hand up to his face. I know its not, but it would certainly be funny as hell
 
2019-08-14 05:07:15 PM  
That's some funny shiat right there that is...
 
2019-08-14 05:07:35 PM  
Hillary lost. Get over it.
 
2019-08-14 05:07:59 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Buck Dancer: Oh, Bill, you gots some splaining to do!


It was a loaner

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Dear god! The kink they all must be into.....
 
2019-08-14 05:08:18 PM  
Potato camera - Just like UFO pictures; far away, fuzzy, out of focus, pixels. Good for covering up mistakes in the image.
 
2019-08-14 05:08:33 PM  
Actually, to me that looks like a dress Janet Reno wore
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And Clinton schmoozed with billionaires. Meanwhile, Trumpolini was Good Friends with Epstein. Are they trying "ClintonClintonClinton" so hard, because they're afraid that Barr won't be able to completely cover up the Orange One's interest in underage girls?
 
2019-08-14 05:08:59 PM  
Like we all haven't rubbed one out to a painting of sexy Eleanore Clift. Duh.
 
2019-08-14 05:09:16 PM  

UsikFark: She told DailyMailTV: 'It was absolutely Bill Clinton. It was shocking - it was definitely a painting of him. It was a very provocative, sexual picture. He was wearing heels, a blue dress and his hand was in a weird position.'

[Fark user image image 634x753]

His hands are fully visible in the painting and seemingly reflect the pose of whatever model sat for the painting. Unless the right hand is flipping us all off and I just can't make it out, there's nothing weird about it beyond Bill wearing a dress.


You don't put something that big in front of a doorway, at floor level, unless you want to really jar people walking into that doorway.
 
2019-08-14 05:09:29 PM  

whitroth: Actually, to me that looks like a dress Janet Reno wore
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And Clinton schmoozed with billionaires. Meanwhile, Trumpolini was Good Friends with Epstein. Are they trying "ClintonClintonClinton" so hard, because they're afraid that Barr won't be able to completely cover up the Orange One's interest in underage girls?


That's not Janet Reno.
 
2019-08-14 05:09:47 PM  
Hillary-ous.
 
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