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(AZCentral)   You know how sometimes you cross the median in Tucson and crash into a Saguaro cactus and it goes through your windshield and you get arrested for DUI and find out someone you don't know is trying to sell your car on eBay? I hate it when that happens   ( divider line
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2845 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2019 at 12:20 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2019-08-09 11:48:44 AM  
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2019-08-09 11:50:34 AM  
Thats one wild ride of a headline, subby.
2019-08-09 12:23:26 PM  
It's probably like those Craigslist ads for SpaceX boosters that have returned in less than nominal condition
2019-08-09 12:24:15 PM  
Welcome to Tucson.  Check your brains in at the counter when you enter.
2019-08-09 12:33:25 PM  
2019-08-09 12:33:38 PM  
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2019-08-09 12:35:04 PM  
Can you sell Saguaro without a permit?
2019-08-09 12:35:36 PM  
Welcome to Tucson YUMA. Check your brains in at the counter when you enter.FIFY, Subby.
2019-08-09 12:36:36 PM  
Saguaro is protected here in Tucson.  You even need a permit to collect the skeletons of the dead ones.
2019-08-09 12:40:37 PM  
Almost correct, you DO know who is selling it.  But you don't want him to because it will make your sentencing worse.
2019-08-09 12:51:21 PM  
"The crash happened around 9:30 a.m."

Got to admire a man willing to get that drunk that early
2019-08-09 12:53:33 PM  
that web-site kind of of butt-rapes your browser with advertisihng shiat
2019-08-09 1:04:54 PM  
You mean that ad I saw on Craigslist a couple years ago listing a "barely used Minnesota Vikings team" might have been fake?
2019-08-09 1:20:25 PM  
For sale: One slightly used cactus.
2019-08-09 1:32:56 PM  
Weird al knows how it feels:
RWappin & "Weird Al" Yankovic - Albuquerque (1080p HD)
Youtube pbLnJKB5L-M
2019-08-09 1:57:17 PM  
I've never been to Tucson.  I spent all of 2005 in Africa, doing missionary work.
2019-08-09 2:18:55 PM  
Amusing that a guy drunk at 9:30 am crashes his car at Agave and 1st.

At least there's nothing there to run into, other than the cactus.  Of course he'll probably be in almost as much trouble for damaging a Saguaro as he will for the DUI.
2019-08-09 2:28:52 PM  
Jeez, what a prick.
2019-08-09 2:53:50 PM  
I don't think he drinks...........much!?!?
2019-08-09 5:46:04 PM  

bucket_pup: Welcome to Tucson YUMA. Check your brains in at the counter when you enter.FIFY, Subby.

Are we looking at the same article?

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2019-08-09 9:59:36 PM  
The road will soon be renamed "David Grundman Parkway"

2019-08-09 10:31:44 PM  
You have never been to Yuma...........
2019-08-09 11:37:01 PM  
Pet peeve: they should change the name of Tucson, or spell it phonetically. Two Sawn.

Don't get me started on how the natives pronounce Versailles.

I pre-screen my calls. If you mispronounce my name, I don't answer. Because I know you are an idiot and trying to get my money or waste my time, or both.

You can't reasonably expect Americans to learn geography with American spelling and accents. They're not the fecking Irish. The Irish just pronounce it to irritate the English and Scots, sometimes the Welsh when they think of them, which is seldom with the exception of Saint Patrick, who may actually have been from Cumbria rather than Wales proper.
2019-08-09 11:37:38 PM  
Take that little factoid, you snake-hating creamed tea sucking bastids!
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