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(NYPost)   New York women are taking dominatrix classes to lure powerful Manhattan billionaires. This can only end well   (nypost.com) divider line
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3530 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2019 at 2:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 1:30:51 PM  
That is the stupidest and most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
 
WillofJ2
2019-08-05 1:52:08 PM  
I feel this was written by someone that watched the tv show billions and got the characters confused
 
cgraves67
2019-08-05 2:09:16 PM  
We all want them to get their asses beat, but they shouldn't be enjoying it.
 
Kuta
2019-08-05 2:09:53 PM  
Blood, Sex and Booze
Youtube TzZAYnoMLUI
 
abhorrent1
2019-08-05 2:10:10 PM  
But don't you dare objectify women or call them gold diggers or suggest that they use their looks and sex to get what they want because that makes you a sexist, misogynist pig.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:11:19 PM  
see...the trick is to be the owner of the dominatrix classes.

when get-rich-quick-schemes are available, jump on em,
 
Skail
2019-08-05 2:12:43 PM  
See, where you guys see pathetic opportunistic gold-diggers, I see a market that will get a lot less expensive in a couple years as there develops an excess of BDSM mistresses.

/off to start planning a future trip
//kidding
///maybe
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:12:55 PM  
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iheartscotch
2019-08-05 2:14:45 PM  

Lambskincoat: That is the stupidest and most pathetic thing I have ever seen.


I guess that you've never known anyone  in an abusive relationship.
 
JesseL
2019-08-05 2:15:45 PM  

Lambskincoat: That is the stupidest and most pathetic thing I have ever seen.


I'm sorry mistress! I understand if you feel a spanking is in order.
 
kryptoknightmare
2019-08-05 2:16:10 PM  
What is it about these super rich and powerful jerks that makes them enjoy being degraded, insulted, beaten, violated, and dressed in women's lingerie?

Actually, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2019-08-05 2:17:03 PM  
You have to be careful with who you attract though, ladies. Some guys might be just renting a house in New Jersey with two of his roommates:

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lolmao500
2019-08-05 2:17:58 PM  
Lure them in then go pulp fiction on them
 
cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:18:19 PM  
If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2019-08-05 2:18:36 PM  

kryptoknightmare: What is it about these super rich and powerful jerks that makes them enjoy being degraded, insulted, beaten, violated, and dressed in women's lingerie?

Actually, don't tell me, I don't want to know.


They're always in control as executives/business owners/otherwise really wealthy, so in their sexual lives they want to feel what it's like having someone else be in control.

/Sorry that I told
 
Cheron
2019-08-05 2:19:13 PM  
Should make for some interesting conversations the summer after graduating high school.

Every Friend of your Parents: So you graduated, any idea what you want to do?

You: Well I applied to Vanderbilt to be premed but I was waitlisted. Next year I'm gonna take classes at Dominatrix-U
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:19:14 PM  

abhorrent1: But don't you dare objectify women or call them gold diggers or suggest that they use their looks and sex to get what they want because that makes you a sexist, misogynist pig.


That's right, it does make you look like all those things.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-08-05 2:20:22 PM  
It can only end well? It will only end when she says so.


You're worthless and weak! Now drop and give me a twenty!

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JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:20:29 PM  
The thought of billionaires being beaten and humiliated makes me happy for some reason.
 
TomTudbury
2019-08-05 2:20:29 PM  
When some fat ass comes around
You must whip him
Keep him tightly bound
And just whip him
To make him cough up cash
First turn off your cameras flash
Text the pictures the next day
And make him pay PAY PAY
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:20:55 PM  

cowgirl toffee: If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.


Be best.  Not everyone is born with your advanced skills.
 
Cheron
2019-08-05 2:23:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.


Sort of like going to the doctor, when they are sticking a cold metallic device where they shouldn't you can look at their diploma and think at least they are well trained.
 
stuffy
2019-08-05 2:23:40 PM  
And here are millions that would smack the shiat out of them for free.
 
cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:24:40 PM  

Schmerd1948: cowgirl toffee: If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.

Be best.  Not everyone is born with your advanced skills.


Oh, that's it!  You're getting the naughty whip.

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KC Dutchman [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:24:58 PM  
You can whip them and beat them, but can you make them write bad checks?
 
Xetal
2019-08-05 2:25:04 PM  
Have fun with that I guess. I've always found being genuinely attracted to someone to be more of a turn-on than beating them or being beat by them.
 
djslowdive [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:25:11 PM  
4 classes makes you a Dom? I think not.
 
Gleeman [BareFark]
2019-08-05 2:25:57 PM  

kryptoknightmare: What is it about these super rich and powerful jerks that makes them enjoy being degraded, insulted, beaten, violated, and dressed in women's lingerie?

Actually, don't tell me, I don't want to know.


Supposedly many billionaires are sociopaths, not sure if that's on a Venn diagram with BDSM?
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2019-08-05 2:26:18 PM  
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Nope
 
cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:26:40 PM  

djslowdive: 4 classes makes you a Dom? I think not.


No kidding.  Its more of a lifestyle.
 
cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:27:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x566]

Nope


Time to whip out the gimp mask!
 
Farkin_Crazy
2019-08-05 2:28:48 PM  
The producers of Law and Order must be happy. Their scripts for the next few years are being written as we speak.
 
Salmon
2019-08-05 2:29:41 PM  
"Chrissy Monroe wants to be a dominitrix"

"Green elf is about to die"
 
Z-clipped
2019-08-05 2:29:49 PM  
Cool. Make sure you charge exorbitantly, because in the end these rich assholes are still just using you.
 
cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:30:46 PM  

Cheron: cowgirl toffee: If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.

Sort of like going to the doctor, when they are sticking a cold metallic device where they shouldn't you can look at their diploma and think at least they are well trained.


Have you ever asked them to warm it up? ...and it comes back colder then when they started?
 
Autoerotic Defenestration
2019-08-05 2:30:58 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: kryptoknightmare: What is it about these super rich and powerful jerks that makes them enjoy being degraded, insulted, beaten, violated, and dressed in women's lingerie?

Actually, don't tell me, I don't want to know.

They're always in control as executives/business owners/otherwise really wealthy, so in their sexual lives they want to feel what it's like having someone else be in control.

/Sorry that I told


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Turnip_the_radio
2019-08-05 2:31:23 PM  
I guess I'm square and boring. Sex feels good. Pain hurts. I don't like to be hurt. It hurts.
 
Z-clipped
2019-08-05 2:31:36 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: The producers of Law and Order must be happy. Their scripts for the next few years are being written as we speak.


Like everything else, it's already been done to death:

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winedrinkingman
2019-08-05 2:31:56 PM  
While money is nice, everything I have learned about billionaires since 2016 has told me that there is no amount of money in the world that is worth putting up with any of them, if you had any self respect.  You and your children would be happier if you were married to a cab driver who at least loved you, even if this means you both have to work to pay rent and put food on the table.
 
Prince George
2019-08-05 2:33:18 PM  
I thought the only requirement was to be a 13 year old girl?
 
ElwoodCuse
2019-08-05 2:35:21 PM  

Prince George: I thought the only requirement was to be a 13 year old girl?


After they do the pedo stuff they go to the dom for "punishment"
 
Hitchens' Personal Assistant
2019-08-05 2:36:21 PM  

abhorrent1: But don't you dare objectify women or call them gold diggers or suggest that they use their looks and sex to get what they want because that makes you a sexist, misogynist pig.


This guy. Never missing an opportunity to let you know just how unfair it is for him to be expected to treat other people like humans instead of whatever caricature he wants to  create in his mind based on his own prejudices and stereotypes.
 
pounddawg
2019-08-05 2:37:15 PM  

Z-clipped: Farkin_Crazy: The producers of Law and Order must be happy. Their scripts for the next few years are being written as we speak.

Like everything else, it's already been done to death:

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I love the 5mph chase scene in that movie.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:40:18 PM  

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I LOL'd.
 
Kerr Avon
2019-08-05 2:40:48 PM  

cowgirl toffee: djslowdive: 4 classes makes you a Dom? I think not.

No kidding.  Its more of a lifestyle.


Same as 50 shades, it's what some random woman thinks BDSM is, not what it actually is.
Free clue: the sub is in charge. ;-)
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:41:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Schmerd1948: cowgirl toffee: If you had to take a class for this, you are so doing it wrong.

Be best.  Not everyone is born with your advanced skills.

Oh, that's it!  You're getting the naughty whip.

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Can't we make it Cool Whip instead? I like strawberries.
 
Autoerotic Defenestration
2019-08-05 2:44:35 PM  

Salmon: "Chrissy Monroe wants to be a dominitrix"

"Green elf is about to die"


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Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2019-08-05 2:44:37 PM  
NO! Not this! Please? I will obey your every command. Just...spare me this.

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cowgirl toffee
2019-08-05 2:53:43 PM  

Kerr Avon: cowgirl toffee: djslowdive: 4 classes makes you a Dom? I think not.

No kidding.  Its more of a lifestyle.

Same as 50 shades, it's what some random woman thinks BDSM is, not what it actually is.
Free clue: the sub is in charge. ;-)


If you do not have a sex room in the basement with at least one guy tied up and begging for life... you are so doing it wrong.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-08-05 2:57:31 PM  
Unless one of them is the next Queen Consort of King Donald, but I think that has been covfefed already, implicitly at least. I am still rooting for Sarah Palin to be Wifey Number Four.

Because I don't like her. She'd be perfect for the job.
 
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