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(Metro)   According to guy who doesn't have sex, gays are born to "moms who like anal sex", which is strangely a very popular category on pornhub. Also, subby always gets his science info from preachers and other superstitious types   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2019-07-26 1:01:49 PM  
They have choir boys in the Greek Orthodox church, so he's having sex.
 
2019-07-26 1:22:15 PM  
And here I thought I've heard them all.
 
2019-07-26 1:26:58 PM  
"...and the husband says 'but, honey, don't you want to have kids?'"
 
2019-07-26 1:34:56 PM  
Well, he's not wrong. I mean, I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who enjoy anal sex. Just as I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who don't like anal sex. Or do/don't like cheeseburgers. Or do/don't like hockey. Or do/don't like The Bachelor. Etc. etc. etc.
 
2019-07-26 1:46:24 PM  
by that logic, people who are fat have mothers who swallow
 
2019-07-26 1:46:27 PM  
How about oral sex? Can he chime in on that also?
 
2019-07-26 1:46:39 PM  
If you think that guy isn't sexually abusing someone (child, nun, altar boy, devout person who feels unable to disobey), you're out of your mind.  And judging by what usually happens when Christians preach about morality, he's REALLY into butt stuff.
 
2019-07-26 1:48:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Well, he's not wrong. I mean, I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who enjoy anal sex. Just as I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who don't like anal sex. Or do/don't like cheeseburgers. Or do/don't like hockey. Or do/don't like The Bachelor. Etc. etc. etc.


With this guy, it seems he believes that enjoying anal is the only way.   He is an ignoramus who has no actual gathered information.  It's just what he "thinks".
 
2019-07-26 1:51:20 PM  
What about the significant chunk of gays that don't do anal?
 
2019-07-26 1:52:10 PM  
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2019-07-26 1:53:21 PM  
Also I heard if you do it doggy style you'll have puppies.
 
2019-07-26 1:53:26 PM  
it's Greek to me
 
2019-07-26 1:54:32 PM  

12349876: What about the significant chunk of gays that don't do anal?



You mean lawyers?

/non-lawyers all say "I ANAL."
 
2019-07-26 1:54:39 PM  
And then they eat the poopoo?
 
2019-07-26 1:54:42 PM  
Even if somehow this is proven true... so what?
 
2019-07-26 1:55:17 PM  
Idiot, everyone knows that anal sex is how you end up with lawyers and politicians
 
2019-07-26 1:55:26 PM  
Once again, a moral crusader that is obsessed with gay sex.
 
2019-07-26 1:55:42 PM  
MILBFs
 
2019-07-26 1:55:57 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: by that logic, people who are fat have mothers who swallow


I guess you're exception
 
2019-07-26 1:56:16 PM  
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2019-07-26 1:56:30 PM  
Any time a religious authority talks about homosexuality, all I hear is:

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2019-07-26 1:56:41 PM  

PaulRB: SurfaceTension: Well, he's not wrong. I mean, I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who enjoy anal sex. Just as I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who don't like anal sex. Or do/don't like cheeseburgers. Or do/don't like hockey. Or do/don't like The Bachelor. Etc. etc. etc.

With this guy, it seems he believes that enjoying anal is the only way.   He is an ignoramus who has no actual gathered information.  It's just what he "thinks".


Oh I know. I mean, how does one objectively determine whether someone enjoys anal or not anyway?
 
2019-07-26 1:56:56 PM  

skyotter: And then they eat the poopoo?


Dammit.
 
2019-07-26 1:56:58 PM  
I'm going to have to bring this up with Mrs. Pool.  I feel short-changed.
 
2019-07-26 1:57:04 PM  

12349876: What about the significant chunk of gays that don't do anal?


This was my first thought as well. This guy's 'research' must be biased.
 
2019-07-26 1:57:07 PM  

ifky: Idiot, everyone knows that anal sex is how you end up with lawyers and politicians


...and bishops!
 
2019-07-26 1:57:25 PM  
I thought butt babies were just a myth. And here I thought this whole time I didn't need to use protection for the back door. I hope I dont have to end up paying a bunch of gay child support some day.
 
2019-07-26 1:58:14 PM  

SurfaceTension: Well, he's not wrong. I mean, I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who enjoy anal sex. Just as I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who don't like anal sex. Or do/don't like cheeseburgers. Or do/don't like hockey. Or do/don't like The Bachelor. Etc. etc. etc.


No.  Gays cannot be born the people who don't like cheeseburgers, because those things aren't human.
 
2019-07-26 1:58:49 PM  
And twins happen when the lady likes double penetration.
 
2019-07-26 1:59:55 PM  
So they're born to single women?  Cause I thought married women don't give up the butt or mouth anymore. Hell they barely give up the vag anymore.
 
2019-07-26 2:00:04 PM  
What it's like to make a gay son
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2019-07-26 2:00:26 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: If you think that guy isn't sexually abusing someone (child, nun, altar boy, devout person who feels unable to disobey), you're out of your mind.  And judging by what usually happens when Christians preach about morality, he's REALLY into butt stuff.


There's no doubt this guy is a rump ranger himself.
 
2019-07-26 2:00:48 PM  

shiny dagmar: And twins happen when the lady likes double penetration.


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Whore.
 
2019-07-26 2:01:33 PM  
Bishops come from the moms who had anal sex but didn't enjoy it.
 
2019-07-26 2:02:22 PM  

hugram: Even if somehow this is proven true... so what?


Well it'll have devastating implications for fundies who like having a loophole.
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2019-07-26 2:02:23 PM  
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2019-07-26 2:03:35 PM  
What's this Bishop's FARK handle?
 
2019-07-26 2:05:17 PM  
Religion: Making people stupid since forevah
 
2019-07-26 2:09:18 PM  
Good to know.  I need at least one gay child, because they tend to make the best caregivers when you get old.  Provided you did not torture them, or send them to Jesus therapy, or kicked them out for being gay.  In that case you get stuck with the really religious child who steals from you.
 
2019-07-26 2:10:07 PM  
Where do you stand on disease? Germs or demons?

And why does God's Wrath always hit places like Florida or Arkansas rather than places like Castro Street, Christopher Street or Saint Catharines in Montreal?

The number of lightning victims in Heathen Socialist Canada in 2000? 3. More people were struck by lightning from clear skies in Floridia while swinging a nine iron made of depleted uranium.
 
2019-07-26 2:12:48 PM  

winedrinkingman: Good to know.  I need at least one gay child, because they tend to make the best caregivers when you get old.  Provided you did not torture them, or send them to Jesus therapy, or kicked them out for being gay.  In that case you get stuck with the really religious child who steals from you.


That's why, the more sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. And the more gays you have, the more likely their sisters are to be fertile and have more than the usual number of children.

It's God's way of ensuring that conservative Christians have loving and patient children who are gay and thus won't feed granny to the killer whales by putting her out on an ice floe.

Also, all the ice floes are vanishing, so that's no longer an elder-care option.

God is Good. God is Wise, and God has a wicked sense of humour which was inherited by his brightest and eldest son, Lucifer.
 
2019-07-26 2:12:52 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: by that logic, people who are fat have mothers who swallow


I have no idea what means but I laughed out loud

/True LOL
 
2019-07-26 2:16:33 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: If you think that guy isn't sexually abusing someone (child, nun, altar boy, devout person who feels unable to disobey), you're out of your mind.  And judging by what usually happens when Christians preach about morality, he's REALLY into butt stuff.


Pegged as a peggee.
 
2019-07-26 2:18:16 PM  

SurfaceTension: don't like hockey.


Heresy!
 
2019-07-26 2:18:51 PM  

Ker_Thwap: What's this Bishop's FARK handle?


It's this one, I think
 
2019-07-26 2:18:55 PM  
Orthodox priests can be married. As long as they do so before becoming a deacon.  Obviously, that doesn't make them sex experts.
 
2019-07-26 2:19:34 PM  
And people like this are still allowed to vote.
 
2019-07-26 2:20:05 PM  

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2019-07-26 2:22:00 PM  

SurfaceTension: PaulRB: SurfaceTension: Well, he's not wrong. I mean, I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who enjoy anal sex. Just as I'm sure there are gay kids who have been born to mothers who don't like anal sex. Or do/don't like cheeseburgers. Or do/don't like hockey. Or do/don't like The Bachelor. Etc. etc. etc.

With this guy, it seems he believes that enjoying anal is the only way.   He is an ignoramus who has no actual gathered information.  It's just what he "thinks".

Oh I know. I mean, how does one objectively determine whether someone enjoys anal or not anyway?


There's a whole series of how-to videos called "Anal Training [subject]" where subject could be teens, moms, wives, lesbians, step brothers, boyfriends, etc. If this country wasn't a bunch of prudes, it'd be on that PBS channel w/ all the cooking shows.
 
2019-07-26 2:22:59 PM  
Sometimes I think that if we ever see God face to face, he is going to rip off the mask and fake beard, revealing a diabolical face, and shout "Did you know it was me all along? But sometimes I think the Devil will rip off his orange face and shout "Did you know it was me all along?" and underneath will be the True Face of God, never seen, not even by Moses, who spoke to God face to face, but only saw him from behind.

Is God the Devil, is the Devil God? Or does justice just look different depending on which end of the stick you are on?

The Devil's best trick is NOT, as Christians and others of that ilk always piously claim, convincing us atheists that he doesn't exist. It is convincing you True Believers that he is God, Jesus, or whatever.

If the True God rips off his orange mask and fake horns, it will not be Donald Trump underneath.

You have been worshipping the Wrong God, the God of This World. Fugly goes clean to the bone with Donald Racoon-Eyes Trump. His real face is his mask, his mask is his real face. It sort of reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode where the hypocrites wear masks for so long, it molds their "real" faces beneath. Maybe it was an episode of that other show, One Step Beyond. No, I am pretty sure it was the Twilight Zone. Maybe they both did an episode about hypocrites. It's a very old story, even in the 1950s and 1960s.
 
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