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(Daily Mail)   Satellite images show the things Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left behind: a seismometer, the US flag, bags of astronaut poop, a laser reflector-wait, back up one   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-07-21 6:08:44 PM  
I hope they left them on the door to the secret nazi moon base and lit them on fire before ringing the door bell.
 
2019-07-21 6:25:26 PM  
"Bags of Astronaut Poop" is my post-punk Thirty Seconds to Mars cover band.
 
2019-07-21 6:33:19 PM  
It how potatoes get made...
 
2019-07-21 6:38:05 PM  
After humanity destroys itself, this is our legacy.
 
2019-07-21 6:38:08 PM  
How come they get to leave their shiat around at work but when I do it I get "URGENT HR Action Required" notices and "This is no way for a professor to behave during a lecture!" scoldings like I'm some sort of dirty, dirty....dirty dog.  All I wanted was a little bit of the smack around with a rolled up newspaper. :(
 
2019-07-21 6:41:28 PM  
The images provide proof that the lunar landing wasn't a hoax

Oh yeah?  Who took the pics?
NASA
you expect me to believe "NASA", the same "NASA" that faked the moon landing?

/ my impression of a conspiracy theorist confronted with "photos".
 
2019-07-21 6:56:34 PM  

Johnson: The images provide proof that the lunar landing wasn't a hoax

Oh yeah?  Who took the pics?
NASA
you expect me to believe "NASA", the same "NASA" that faked the moon landing?

/ my impression of a conspiracy theorist confronted with "photos".


That sound stage must have a really farking high ceiling.

/Ran into my first moon landing conspiracy nut a few months ago.  Still shaking my head.
 
2019-07-21 7:07:22 PM  
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astronauts poop too
 
2019-07-21 7:24:45 PM  
Obviously photoshopped by the deep state /s
 
2019-07-21 7:41:34 PM  
How much poop is there in Tang?
 
2019-07-21 7:42:56 PM  
*a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.
 
2019-07-21 7:56:27 PM  

Sgygus: How much poop is there in Tang?


depends if she wipes back to front, or front to back
 
2019-07-21 8:00:55 PM  

jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.


Which is gonna be great when aliens finally show up and it looks like we've surrendered in advance.
 
2019-07-21 8:03:48 PM  

Theaetetus: jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.

Which is gonna be great when aliens finally show up and it looks like we've surrendered in advance.


Makes you wonder what happened to the poop.
 
2019-07-21 8:15:50 PM  
I've seen bags of astronaut poop for sale at the science museum. They call it astronaut ice cream but I know what it is.
 
2019-07-21 8:28:29 PM  
They left the studio props on the moon.

/Kubrick was a perfectionist, had to get everything just right
 
2019-07-21 8:52:06 PM  

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astronauts poop too


And people who accuse astronauts of faking the moon landing poop too. Only they get the shiat knocked out of them.
 
2019-07-21 8:52:31 PM  

Nurglitch: Theaetetus: jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.

Which is gonna be great when aliens finally show up and it looks like we've surrendered in advance.

Makes you wonder what happened to the poop.


Someone in the futute is going to dig right in there and find out...
 
2019-07-21 8:54:21 PM  
When more trips to the moon eventually happen, one could make a shiat load of money recovering the poop and and selling it on the brown market.

/ok, that was stupid but I'm still gonna shiat post it
 
2019-07-21 10:02:32 PM  
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You just learned something new today.
 
2019-07-21 10:08:32 PM  
The daily fail, now I don't believe there is a moon.
 
2019-07-21 10:53:17 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: When more trips to the moon eventually happen, one could make a shiat load of money recovering the poop and and selling it on the brown market.

/ok, that was stupid but I'm still gonna shiat post it


Some microbiologist or gastroenterologist or geneticist is looking at your post right now, working on the abstract for the paper he'll write as soon as he gets a sample of that shiat.

/not me, I'm a computer geek
//but that would be a hell of a grant application
///it would need a shiatload of money
 
2019-07-22 5:22:41 AM  
This one goes out to the one I loafed. This I goes out to the poop I left behind.
 
2019-07-22 7:24:39 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: When more trips to the moon eventually happen, one could make a shiat load of money recovering the poop and and selling it on the brown market.

/ok, that was stupid but I'm still gonna shiat post it


You win this time, Poop Man!
 
2019-07-22 7:34:08 AM  

jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.


So, is the poop white too? Immortalized, irradiated poop...
We can bring it back to earth for a display/tour...
I can see it now in its own hermetically sealed display case with a little card in the corner of the box documenting its origin.
 
2019-07-22 7:58:33 AM  

jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.


Now it looks like the French landed there.
 
2019-07-22 9:50:53 AM  

Therion: [Fark user image image 529x163]

You just learned something new today.


If you didn't piss yourself after going through that landing, you're either a liar or a huge liar.
 
2019-07-22 10:04:33 AM  

1funguy: jayphat: *a white flag
That flag is pure white now thanks to radiation exposure.

So, is the poop white too? Immortalized, irradiated poop...
We can bring it back to earth for a display/tour...
I can see it now in its own hermetically sealed display case with a little card in the corner of the box documenting its origin.


Hey, Imma borrow that for a poop transplant.  Lets see what happens!
 
2019-07-22 10:16:50 AM  
Frozen Moon Poop is the worst flavor at Baskin-Robbins.
 
2019-07-22 11:50:10 AM  
💩🤮
 
2019-07-22 2:24:34 PM  
bags of astronaut poop

That's how life on Earth started.
 
2019-07-22 7:23:47 PM  
I read a serious article where they thought it would be interesting to retrieve the poop and see if anything survived. Big implications for the propagation of life.
 
2019-07-22 8:57:22 PM  
There used to be life on the moon.

But the bacteria in the astronaut poop killed it all.
 
2019-07-22 10:07:04 PM  

Slow To Return: There used to be life on the moon.

But the bacteria in the astronaut poop killed it all.


Wouldn't it be funny...all the accolades afforded to the astronauts for 50-70 years...
And they wind up as criminals because they destroyed the universe because they just kicked their poo to the curb..
 
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