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(LA Times)   What the President of Oakland did the other day is a disgrace   (latimes.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Crime, United States, immigration operations, Immigration to the United States, Arrest, Oakland mayor, Removal, last month  
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3310 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Jul 2019 at 9:54 PM (37 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-07-12 04:07:20 PM  
That's actually hilarious. I bet his base doesn't notice--these are the same people who are saying, "Trump knew nothing about Epstein! He even threw Epstein off the property for being a child molester!"
 
2019-07-12 08:04:41 PM  
It's very simple. Trump wants to make immigration the MAJOR ISSUE, the ONE ISSUE in 2020. He thinks it's a winner if he can fire up his stupid, racist base about immigrants. That's the main reason he's doing it, and now it's his whole advertising agenda for 2020. That's why he's being so farking open about it.

Immigration is certainly A problem for America, but it is not the main problem. It's an issue largely made worse by the administration's own policy moves, things like ignoring climate change but more importantly by defunding migrant deterrence projects in places like Honduras. It's made worse by the treatment the administration is giving to migrants, by the lawbreaking going on, by turning people away at ports of entry, by keeping migrants indefinitely, and by overpaying detention facilities.

He's using people as pawns for his farking re-election campaign. Children are being tortured and killed so he can complain to reporters and Congress about his farking wall vanity project. That is fundamentally evil.

But make no mistake all this attention given to the ICE raids is totally about the presidential election.
 
2019-07-12 09:59:35 PM  
Will the ICE Force wear some shade of taupe?

Asking for a friend.
 
2019-07-12 10:02:06 PM  
Since when does the law apply equally to the Mayor and to Trump?   Trump is beneath every law.
 
2019-07-12 10:02:48 PM  
Complain loudly.

Do exactly the thing you complained about.

Here's my small heart-felt feeling:

Honesty Billy Joel
Youtube 7R3GtAnO66o
 
2019-07-12 10:03:56 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Since when does the law apply equally to the Mayor and to rich asshole?   rich asshole is beneath every law.


I can't even figure out WTF you mean. Try speaking Human.
 
2019-07-12 10:04:28 PM  
bdub77:

If conservatives actually gave a crap about illegal immigration they'd do something drastic to address the climate. Once climate change spirals out of control, the flow of immigrants will be unstoppable. Nothing short of machine gunni....oh shiat, I don't want to give them any ideas.
 
2019-07-12 10:14:32 PM  
*sees pineapple on pizza*

What a disgrace!

Hey can I have a piece?
 
2019-07-12 10:14:45 PM  
Trump always gets a free pass
 
2019-07-12 10:15:51 PM  

chesterburnette: That's actually hilarious. I bet his base doesn't notice--these are the same people who are saying, "Trump knew nothing about Epstein! He even threw Epstein off the property for being a child molester!"


They blamed the call-off of the raid about a month ago for deep state liberals leaking the raid dates. It barely registered a blip on the hypocrisy meter THEN when Trump was the guy who announced the damn thing on Twitter
 
2019-07-12 10:19:15 PM  

Kittypie070: Stud Gerbil: Since when does the law apply equally to the Mayor and to rich asshole?   rich asshole is beneath every law.

I can't even figure out WTF you mean. Try speaking Human.


But, but ... you're a cat

/NTTAWWT
 
2019-07-12 10:20:18 PM  

TorpedoOrca: chesterburnette: That's actually hilarious. I bet his base doesn't notice--these are the same people who are saying, "Trump knew nothing about Epstein! He even threw Epstein off the property for being a child molester!"

They blamed the call-off of the raid about a month ago for deep state liberals leaking the raid dates. It barely registered a blip on the hypocrisy meter THEN when Trump was the guy who announced the damn thing on Twitter


THOU SHALL NOT QUESTION THE GOD-KING!!!
 
2019-07-12 10:28:17 PM  

TorpedoOrca: property for being a child molester!"


This is long-winded and blathery, but I think that the basic point--don't call it hypocrisy--is good.

http://www.patriciarobertsmiller.com/​2​019/02/09/conservative-christians-supp​ort-for-trump-isnt-hypocrisy/
 
2019-07-12 10:45:31 PM  
He was trying to deflect the media cycle from his connection with pedophiles and Mueller testifying.
 
2019-07-12 10:49:43 PM  
Impeding law enforcement.

Both he and Trump should be arrested.

/see now everyone can disagree with me.
 
2019-07-12 10:51:03 PM  
The Chairman/person of the Federal Reserve just said "Immigration makes GDP go up."

There are 1.5 MILLION job openings right now more than we can hire. Business/Capitalism is not the problem; it's the idiot that is in charge of the other morAns that don't get it. Just tag them with SSNs and let them buy shiat. It really isn't that hard.
 
2019-07-12 10:53:22 PM  
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2019-07-12 11:13:08 PM  
President of Oakland?

/I gotta start getting out more.
 
2019-07-12 11:57:23 PM  

Call the Guy: Kittypie070: Stud Gerbil: Since when does the law apply equally to the Mayor and to rich asshole?   rich asshole is beneath every law.

I can't even figure out WTF you mean. Try speaking Human.


But, but ... you're a cat

/NTTAWWT


Darn tootin'.
 
2019-07-13 01:04:17 AM  

chesterburnette: That's actually hilarious. I bet his base doesn't notice--these are the same people who are saying, "Trump knew nothing about Epstein! He even threw Epstein off the property for being a child molester!"


He threw Epstein off his Mar a Lago for fishing in another man's pond. His pond. The Trump mire, the mire of the Boomer.

Trump is a capitalist. He doesn't throw a man off his property for being evil. He throws a man off his property for being the competition.

Nailed it. Hope to drive last golden spike into Trump's coffin, after driving an ash stake into his heart.
 
2019-07-13 01:05:49 AM  

dylanthomas: [Fark user image 850x757]


Two voteys times sixteen memes, that would be, 32 voteys for you my poetic brother!
 
2019-07-13 01:09:42 AM  

Call the Guy: Kittypie070: Stud Gerbil: Since when does the law apply equally to the Mayor and to rich asshole?   rich asshole is beneath every law.

I can't even figure out WTF you mean. Try speaking Human.

But, but ... you're a cat

/NTTAWWT


What? Cat like typing detected? Well, at least cats aren't expected to spell. Trump like typing is just another name for Boss Like Typing Detected. Pointy haired boss, bullet-headed CEO, Chief Farked Up Officer typing.

Hey, I had no understanding the gerbil and I don't even speak gerbil. A little bit of cat or dog, but that's the limit of my linguistic expertise, apart from bad French.
 
2019-07-13 01:11:35 AM  
Rise up my Cat People! It is time for you to check the face-eating leopards unleashed by the Lyin' King!


/ Did anybody else find the Lion King by Disney terribly homophobic?
 
2019-07-13 01:29:35 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: President of Oakland?

/I gotta start getting out more.


San Francisco used to have an Emperor.  He called himself the Emperor of the United States, but he only hung out in San Francisco, probably because the residents thought this was highly amusing and played along.  And what is it with antivirus companies being named after crazy people?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor​_​Norton#Declares_himself_emperor
 
2019-07-13 01:45:38 AM  

brantgoose: chesterburnette: That's actually hilarious. I bet his base doesn't notice--these are the same people who are saying, "Trump knew nothing about Epstein! He even threw Epstein off the property for being a child molester!"

He threw Epstein off his Mar a Lago for fishing in another man's pond. His pond. The Trump mire, the mire of the Boomer.

Trump is a capitalist. He doesn't throw a man off his property for being evil. He throws a man off his property for being the competition.

Nailed it. Hope to drive last golden spike into Trump's coffin, after driving an ash stake into his heart.


I do believe you've got this one nailed, good sir.

In between some of the stream of consciousness WTF ramblings you post are some real gems. Keep it up, this is what fark is for and I'm glad that you are here.

You big weirdo. :)
 
2019-07-13 01:55:05 AM  

HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING: MaudlinMutantMollusk: President of Oakland?

/I gotta start getting out more.

San Francisco used to have an Emperor.  He called himself the Emperor of the United States, but he only hung out in San Francisco, probably because the residents thought this was highly amusing and played along.  And what is it with antivirus companies being named after crazy people?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_​Norton#Declares_himself_emperor


The historical drinking society I belong to erected a plaque in Emperor Norton's memory on the base of the Bay Bridge. He did, after all, decree that it be built.
 
2019-07-13 07:36:48 AM  

bdub77: Immigration is certainly A problem for America


no. that's like saying agriculture or "tech" is a problem with america.
 
2019-07-13 01:12:38 PM  

slobberbone: bdub77: Immigration is certainly A problem for America

no. that's like saying agriculture or "tech" is a problem with america.


Agriculture and tech done wrong are problems for America.  You've heard of the dust bowl and Facebook, right?
 
2019-07-13 08:04:38 PM  

HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING: slobberbone: bdub77: Immigration is certainly A problem for America

no. that's like saying agriculture or "tech" is a problem with america.


Agriculture and tech done wrong are problems for America.  You've heard of the dust bowl and Facebook, right?


greed and user error. they are problems, but also, unfortunately, american ideals. immigration is how this country was built. and genocide.

/teh uoozername, it checks
//immigration is not a problem, it's a fear turned into a campaign issue
///three
 
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