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(Reuters)   One of the very few times you might modify the sum of $38 billion with the adjective "only"   (reuters.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Bill Gates, founder Jeff Bezos' divorce, MacKenzie Bezos, Warren Buffett, Jeff Bezos, MacKenzie Bezos' name, worth of Amazon stock, Amazon.com  
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2019-07-08 10:45:31 AM  
15 votes:
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2019-07-08 11:40:13 AM  
13 votes:

Invincible: Khellendros: In meaningful, functional terms, it cost him almost nothing beyond the time he spent fighting/litigating it.  At that wealth level, you're not changing anything about your life or career plans based on the loss.  Some investments move, some numbers change categories, his life stays exactly as he's accustomed.

I'm having trouble imagining anything he can't afford now that he could preciously.


76,000 fewer chicks at the same time.

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2019-07-08 10:48:02 AM  
9 votes:
All at once that woman has become VERY good looking.
 
2019-07-08 10:56:46 AM  
8 votes:
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2019-07-08 10:56:45 AM  
6 votes:
Now she can finally afford an extra 10gb of data on a Canadian wireless plan!
 
2019-07-08 10:43:00 AM  
6 votes:
Jimminy Christmas, that'd buy a lot of $1 tacos.
 
2019-07-08 10:49:15 AM  
5 votes:

Bslim: Don't lose hope Farkers with only 38 billion any of you incel looking dirtbags can score too:
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What a difference $150B makes

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2019-07-08 11:03:52 AM  
4 votes:
How do you turn a 5 turn into a 10?
add $38 billion
 
2019-07-08 12:08:10 PM  
3 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 542x1000]

So this one basically cost him 38 billion dollars.


Surprised he didn't go for:

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2019-07-08 11:20:22 AM  
3 votes:
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So this one basically cost him 38 billion dollars.
 
2019-07-08 10:48:06 AM  
3 votes:
I'd comfort her.  She appears to need comforting after that trauma...
 
2019-07-08 10:42:53 AM  
3 votes:

bluorangefyre: Still enough to buy a few mid-sized countries.


And with enough left over to buy several senators and congressmen
 
2019-07-08 3:27:56 PM  
2 votes:

mjbok: Magorn: AngryDragon: I'm sure she earned it...

to the extent that he did, she did.   She married him BEFORE he was rich, BEFORE Amazon existed.  And if you are foolish enough to believe the "great man" theory of history or commerce, you've likely never been married.   She took the risks right along side him, she deserves the same rewards

Bullshiat.  If you're married and you both work and one of you writes the next 50 shades and earns a hundred million, the other did nothing to earn that.


Well that depends, was it inspired by actions you took with your spouse in your dungeon?
 
2019-07-08 11:05:54 AM  
2 votes:
 
2019-07-08 10:48:55 AM  
2 votes:
Hey baby, wanna see my peacock?
Heh heh
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2019-07-08 11:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
According the article she has pledged to give half of it to charity.  How can she possibly live with only $19 billion to her name.
 
2019-07-08 11:51:46 AM  
1 vote:

MeatBrains: Bslim: Don't lose hope Farkers with only 38 billion any of you incel looking dirtbags can score too:
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Incel means ugly on the inside. Kind of similar to people who disdain bald men's existential value for the arbitrary reason of bald being different from the norm.


^^ One of the more hilariously defensive posts I've seen around here in a while.
 
2019-07-08 11:07:30 AM  
1 vote:

Bslim: Don't lose hope Farkers with only 38 billion any of you incel looking dirtbags can score too:
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She looks like what the Wendy's TV ad Red Head will look like in 15 years.
 
2019-07-08 11:04:06 AM  
1 vote:

MeatBrains: Bslim: Don't lose hope Farkers with only 38 billion any of you incel looking dirtbags can score too:
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Incel means ugly on the inside. Kind of similar to people who disdain bald men's existential value for the arbitrary reason of bald being different from the norm.


California recently passed legislation making natural hair patterns protected.  So there's still hope.
 
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