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(Page Six)   So this actor guy named Kip Bardue / Has big trouble beginning to brew / His costar was shocked / When he went off half-cocked / And she said "That's it Kip-we're through"   (pagesix.com) divider line
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    More: Sick, Pleading, Cause of action, Actor Kip Pardue, actress Sarah Scott, disciplinary committee, Hollywood union SAG, Complaint, sexual harassment  
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2019-07-07 9:02:52 PM  
The metre on this limerick could use some work. MaxxLarge! You are hereby summoned
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2019-07-07 9:23:54 PM  
$3K per masturbation incident?  Seems like he got off light, so to speak.  Though one of the victims seems satisfied with it, she's right that there should have at least been a suspension
 
KidKorporate
2019-07-07 10:28:08 PM  
And that's how the term "having a Kip" was coined.
 
Skarekrough
2019-07-07 10:30:03 PM  
So maybe I'm a bastion of personal inner strength, discipline and resolve when it comes to spanking it....but it doesn't seem like it should the that difficult not to just up and rub one out when it's clearly obvious that you're in a situation where that's not appropriate.

Is this really a tough thing?
 
stoli n coke
2019-07-07 10:35:16 PM  
What the fark?

Guys, if a woman wants to watch you crank one out, she'll let you know. If she doesn't ask for it, though, keep it in your pants.

This is not a difficult concept.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2019-07-07 10:55:06 PM  

Skarekrough: So maybe I'm a bastion of personal inner strength, discipline and resolve when it comes to spanking it....but it doesn't seem like it should the that difficult not to just up and rub one out when it's clearly obvious that you're in a situation where that's not appropriate.

Is this really a tough thing?


I manage to keep my hands off myself when around women. I guess I thought that was normal.
No wonder why they think guys are creeps
 
steerforth [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-07-07 11:06:15 PM  
What a tosser.
 
Crewmannumber6
2019-07-07 11:19:48 PM  
He was  "Sunshine" in Remember The Titans
 
PiffMan420
2019-07-07 11:34:38 PM  
You can get away with virtually anything in Hollywood....unless you're not on the A list.
 
bobbifleckman [OhFark]
2019-07-07 11:38:15 PM  
I don't get it, at all, this need to get off in front of a shocked non participant.

Had a guy flag me down, on a highway. Thinking something was wrong with my car or whatever, go to the next exit. Can't remember if I got out (if so, that was dumb)   or just stayed in my car and asked him what he was signaling about through the window. Realized he was masturbating and boot, scoot boogied right on out of there.

So many questions. Does not compute.
 
SiriusClown
2019-07-07 11:40:33 PM  

Crewmannumber6: He was  "Sunshine" in Remember The Titans


Apparently the role stuck with him. He was big in to teasing his teammates.
 
MagSeven
2019-07-08 1:21:05 AM  

ArkAngel: The metre on this limerick could use some work. MaxxLarge! You are hereby summoned


I'll try

This actor named Kip Burdue
Has trouble beginning to brew
His co-star was shocked
With his unholstered cock
And then said that's it, Kip we're through.
 
jontagat
2019-07-08 1:35:21 AM  
So one comedian wacks off in front of co workers. No one says anything for years and then when found out, said comedians entire career is over and a movie he has finished is not released.
An actor does the same and is quietly fined $6 grand (if she hadn't spoken up no one would have known) and may work again.
This is progress?
 
2chris2
2019-07-08 6:55:15 AM  
The solution here is for women to masturbate in front of their male coworkers.  That way everything will be even.
 
Snatch Bandergrip
2019-07-08 10:04:08 AM  
Victor Takes a Trip, from The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Youtube BCvG1TCyikM
 
Flincher
2019-07-08 10:11:34 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: [YouTube video: Victor Takes a Trip, from The Rules of Attraction (2002)]


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