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1991 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2002 at 12:41 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-25 12:42:25 AM  
SOme people need to get a better class of Fantasy.

Most of mine invole two women. One of which is invariably a redhead.
2002-01-25 12:42:50 AM  
Damn, my first non-first of the night. I was on a roll!
2002-01-25 12:43:33 AM  
So... it's a simulation... of a game... that represents a hobby... that's vaguely sportlike.

I dunno about all of you, but I'm ready to be plugged in to the Matrix. TAKE ME NOW!
2002-01-25 12:43:55 AM  
Damn, some people are unbelievably boring.
2002-01-25 12:44:00 AM  
tommy boy
black sheep
office space
meet the parents
nat'l lampoon's
2002-01-25 12:45:27 AM  
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

I enjoy fishing every now and then (read: once a year) but fantasy bass fishing, I can't imagine tha in my worst nightmares.
2002-01-25 12:46:48 AM  

If only there were an edit feature.

*checking-Yes, everything appears to be correct this time.
2002-01-25 12:48:46 AM  
Hrm, fantasy baseball/basketball/football/hockey etc... You look at players that you couldn't hope to match in skill every.

Bass fishing is something most of us could do on the weekend if we wanted (unless the ice is too thin for some...).

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2002-01-25 12:50:36 AM  
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2002-01-25 01:03:50 AM  

just when you thought you'd seen everything.
2002-01-25 01:17:33 AM  
Once on ESPN or Fox, some sports station, I saw the weirdest game/sport I'd ever seen. It was over in Ireland. The contestant would take this (and again I'm sketchy here)stone in the shape of a wheel of cheese. As hundreds of people lines the curvy little downhill country lane, the dude would take this wheel of maybe 12 inches in diameter and HEAVE it as hard as he could down the road.

Of course he would roll it like a wheel. It's weight and the force of the throw would send it screaming down this road. The people would start screaming maniacally and would get so close that they'd have to jump up to let the stone go by.

Sometimes it would careening up into the trees and the people would boo and hiss. (I'm sure they were all Guinessed up). Some of these wheels would travel a mile or more given the right trajectory. It was hilarious. Oh the Irish, what pranksters.

Now I'd join that fantasy league.
2002-01-25 01:23:22 AM  
That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, but only marginally dumber than any other fantasy league activity.

God, I can't wait for fishing season...
2002-01-25 01:24:50 AM  
Dudes, let's do it!
2002-01-25 01:51:27 AM  
geez...Its about farking time.
2002-01-25 05:07:00 AM  
Where is PETA when you need em?!
2002-01-25 05:46:53 AM  
I'll bet that, if djrezn8 and johndx entered,they'd win hands down, because when it comes to fishin',

they are such exellent trolls.
2002-01-25 05:47:38 AM  
I know, I missed a 'c'.

Sue me.
2002-01-25 06:06:07 AM  
And I thought my life was pathetic.
2002-01-25 06:13:16 AM  
If you thought thusly, then most respectfully I must say, it is probably so.

Thank you come again.
2002-01-25 06:21:59 AM  
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I'd rather hunt
2002-01-25 06:39:44 AM  
Sign up for free fantasy wrap your lips around my fat co... ahhh it's too early to be mean.
2002-01-25 06:53:44 AM  
My original post on this subject was,

Fantasy Ass Kissin'".

2002-01-25 07:38:37 AM  
In lieu of fantasy bass fishing, I will skip straight to the non-fantasy post-fishing beer consumption and bullsh!tting.
2002-01-25 07:59:52 AM  
Why do I think "Fantasy Domestic Violence" isn't too far behind??
2002-01-25 08:05:56 AM  
Maybe this has a chance for the next Olympics
2002-01-25 08:37:14 AM  
I'm waiting for Fantasy Sitting in a Boat, Scratching my Ass, and Getting Drunk.

Hell, forget the boat and do the rest for real.
2002-01-25 09:23:45 AM  
I like your low tech approach.
Virtually fool-proof.
2002-01-25 10:57:24 AM  
why not find a dungeons and dragons discussion group and go
ha ha 20=critical hit
2002-01-25 02:14:33 PM  
Well if I were to put money down on fantasy bass fishing I would put it on the guy in the Rager cap that chews tobacco
2002-01-25 02:15:20 PM  
Ranger that is (as in the bass boats for you city folk)
2002-01-25 04:27:34 PM  
George Carlin presents:"Fantasy Fly Farking!!!"
2002-01-25 07:56:56 PM  
My roommate has already signed up.
2002-02-01 10:39:03 AM  
2002-02-01 10:44:05 AM  
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