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(Daily Mail)   Bruce Springsteen's daughter is now 27 ... and born to run on the beaches of Cannes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-06-10 09:35:40 AM  
Pirate's dream.
 
2019-06-10 10:03:08 AM  
She looks like a young Julia Roberts
 
2019-06-10 10:37:42 AM  
The American showjumping champion

You'd think she'd be able to get tickets, her dad being Springsteen and all
 
2019-06-10 10:40:08 AM  
if you were happy to see her cannes, just wait until she goes to naples
 
2019-06-10 10:41:19 AM  
Not manly enough to force a boy? Pfff, more like run down babby momma leg.
 
2019-06-10 10:47:31 AM  
Gotta UK tabloid celebrity coverage.  I think they single-handedly keep the paparazzi employed.
 
2019-06-10 10:47:51 AM  
Gotta love UK tabloid celebrity coverage
 
2019-06-10 10:55:58 AM  
Well.....she's not fat.
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2019-06-10 10:58:20 AM  
Like you have a chance with The Boss's daughter.
 
2019-06-10 11:01:12 AM  
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Nice canne
 
2019-06-10 11:02:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 634x951]

Nice canne


You have to be hung like a stallion to get between those legs.
 
2019-06-10 11:08:16 AM  
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2019-06-10 11:16:32 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 634x951]

Nice canne

You have to be hung like a stallion to get between those legs.


Right, she's a horse chick. No one in their right mind would get involved with her unless it was recreational.
 
2019-06-10 11:16:57 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 634x951]

Nice canne

You have to be hung like a stallion to get between those legs.


I accept the challenge!

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2019-06-10 11:21:31 AM  

vudukungfu: Pirate's dream.


Always heard that joke as Carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.
 
2019-06-10 11:23:10 AM  

NateAsbestos: She looks like a young Julia Roberts


And with the same acting talent.
 
2019-06-10 11:25:19 AM  
Women + beach = AW
 
2019-06-10 11:25:55 AM  
Meh.
 
2019-06-10 11:37:09 AM  

LewDux: Women + beach = AW


So at the risk of being an AW, all women should avoid coastlines?
 
2019-06-10 11:37:16 AM  
Girl goes to beach
Listens to music on white, wireless headphones
Laughs with friends.

That's some hard hitting news there.
 
2019-06-10 12:05:11 PM  
I'd jam that highway.
 
2019-06-10 12:07:01 PM  
LOL, showjumper? That is shorthand for batshiat insane. Isn't it common knowledge all horse girls except rodeo women are to be avoided at all costs?
 
2019-06-10 12:14:50 PM  
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2019-06-10 12:16:00 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LewDux: Women + beach = AW

So at the risk of being an AW, all women should avoid coastlines?


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scandalous trollops!
 
2019-06-10 12:17:35 PM  

drewogatory: LOL, showjumper? That is shorthand for batshiat insane. Isn't it common knowledge all horse girls except rodeo women are to be avoided at all costs?


I am a dude and had never heard about "horse girls" before this thread. I dont exactly run in "horse people" circles, though...

I can attest that roller derby and rowing crew are both red flags for me.
 
2019-06-10 12:27:42 PM  

TelemonianAjax: drewogatory: LOL, showjumper? That is shorthand for batshiat insane. Isn't it common knowledge all horse girls except rodeo women are to be avoided at all costs?

I am a dude and had never heard about "horse girls" before this thread. I dont exactly run in "horse people" circles, though...

I can attest that roller derby and rowing crew are both red flags for me.


I don't have any tats or a meth habit, so roller girls are off the table for me.
 
2019-06-10 12:29:06 PM  
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When dad has more booty than you...
 
2019-06-10 12:52:43 PM  

johnsoninca: Like you have a chance with The Boss's daughter.


Well he ain't my boss no more...
 
2019-06-10 01:09:42 PM  

Ima_Lurker: vudukungfu: Pirate's dream.

Always heard that joke as Carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.


Wasn't going to besmirch.
Not besmirtching here.
 
2019-06-10 01:11:39 PM  

drewogatory: LOL, showjumper? That is shorthand for batshiat insane. Isn't it common knowledge all horse girls except rodeo women are to be avoided at all costs?


As someone who is married to and father of an equestrian woman (two separate people mind you) I just have to say...

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2019-06-10 01:28:13 PM  
I don't expect her dad to write any gritty working-class songs about show jumping.
 
2019-06-10 01:38:31 PM  
Oh she rides horses.
I thought you meant ...
 
2019-06-10 02:08:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LewDux: Women + beach = AW

So at the risk of being an AW, all women should avoid coastlines?


Everyone should avoid coastlines. Thanks to paranoia and government overreach, you basically have no rights within 100 miles of the border.

/only applies in the US, of course
//politics in a babe thread!
 
2019-06-10 02:12:53 PM  
She suffers from JRFS. (Julia Roberts Face Syndrome)
 
2019-06-10 03:29:13 PM  
There's a line in Thunder Road that goes "it's lying out there, like a killer in the sun" .. and my girlfriend explained to me that he's talking about a snake ..

.. and if you think about it, he's talking about his penis.

"It's lying out there, like a killer in the sun
I know it's late, but we can make it if we run"

That Bruce .. always talking about farking
 
2019-06-10 04:38:13 PM  
Nice, but the hottest E-Street daughter is Olivia Tallent.
 
2019-06-10 04:57:23 PM  

NateAsbestos: She looks like a young Julia Roberts


Thought the same thing.
 
2019-06-10 07:20:46 PM  

AeAe: There's a line in Thunder Road that goes "it's lying out there, like a killer in the sun" .. and my girlfriend explained to me that he's talking about a snake ..

.. and if you think about it, he's talking about his penis.

"It's lying out there, like a killer in the sun
I know it's late, but we can make it if we run"

That Bruce .. always talking about farking


I heard him being interviewed by Terry Gross once and she asked him about the meaning of one of his songs and he said (paraphrasing here) "every one of my songs then was about the same thing: 'girl, please let me take your pants off'"
 
2019-06-10 10:02:17 PM  

TelemonianAjax: drewogatory: LOL, showjumper? That is shorthand for batshiat insane. Isn't it common knowledge all horse girls except rodeo women are to be avoided at all costs?

I am a dude and had never heard about "horse girls" before this thread. I dont exactly run in "horse people" circles, though...

I can attest that roller derby and rowing crew are both red flags for me.


They just want a stable relationship.
 
2019-06-10 10:32:05 PM  
Those are some stalker ass pictures. Poor woman, pretty clear she was not interested.
 
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