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ModernPrimitive01
2019-05-23 8:42:24 AM  
I doubt this video is very funny if you're a minority of any kind
 
Branniganslaw
2019-05-23 8:48:52 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I doubt this video is very funny if you're a minority of any kind


I don't know, the last 10 seconds gave me a chuckle as the idiot ran away.
 
Skwishmitten
2019-05-23 9:02:30 AM  
Why is this in the geek tab? It's the least intelligent thing I've seen all week.

"Hur Dur guns r cool! Lookit Alla muh guns!"
"Oh noes! Ur in California! Now we get ur gunz! Har Har!"

Seriously, what point were they trying to make?
 
Hand Banana
2019-05-23 9:08:08 AM  
Ha ha, guns are funny.

/shrug
 
Druid5 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-05-23 9:08:12 AM  

Skwishmitten: Why is this in the geek tab? It's the least intelligent thing I've seen all week.

"Hur Dur guns r cool! Lookit Alla muh guns!"
"Oh noes! Ur in California! Now we get ur gunz! Har Har!"

Seriously, what point were they trying to make?


That guns are fun, and California's gun laws are idiotic.
 
YodaBlues
2019-05-23 9:09:59 AM  
Your video blog sucks.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 9:13:35 AM  

Hand Banana: Ha ha, guns are funny.

/shrug


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Sometimes they are.

/California approved "assault weapon".
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2019-05-23 9:20:29 AM  
I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 9:26:20 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!


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/Also banned in California.
 
Ow! That was my feelings!
2019-05-23 9:29:31 AM  
Gun nerds can nerd with the best.
 
PTP_Professor
2019-05-23 9:45:01 AM  
Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 9:49:11 AM  

PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.


You do of course realize that "kale chips" is an anagram of "CHEKA LIPS", right?

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Yes, that's "Iron Feliks" doing the duckface thing.
 
Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet
2019-05-23 9:50:52 AM  

dittybopper: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!

[pics.ballmemes.com image 500x566]

/Also banned in California.


It's "banned" everywhere. California only has a ban in place against .50BMG rifles, not all DDs.

But if you're too stupid to use something and not figure out how to use the weapon sights, which seems to be the lot for MAGAts, it's probably best we take it away from you for your own protection. Thanks for making that point for me.
 
Miniac78
2019-05-23 9:51:30 AM  
CSB Time...

Similar thing happened to a friend and I on our way to a "Range Day" on another friends ranch. I got pulled over by a sheriff for doing 65 in a 55. We had everything from .22 pistols to AR-15s piled into an extended cab Tacoma. We had pistol cases on the dash, we each had an AR-15 between a leg and the center console, and enough rifle cases to fill the extended cab to the point you couldn't see out the back window.

After curios glances from the sheriff and running my info, he let us go with a warning.

/white
//40 yr old
///male
 
Johnson [BareFark]
2019-05-23 9:52:33 AM  
So how many nickels does he have now?
 
Dryad
2019-05-23 10:06:15 AM  

Miniac78: CSB Time...

Similar thing happened to a friend and I on our way to a "Range Day" on another friends ranch. I got pulled over by a sheriff for doing 65 in a 55. We had everything from .22 pistols to AR-15s piled into an extended cab Tacoma. We had pistol cases on the dash, we each had an AR-15 between a leg and the center console, and enough rifle cases to fill the extended cab to the point you couldn't see out the back window.

After curios glances from the sheriff and running my info, he let us go with a warning.

/white
//40 yr old
///male


Only had something like that happen once on the way to a range, but there was only one rifle in my friends van.
It just happened to be a Lahti on a skid mount, so it obviously wasn't in a rifle case.
That obviously attracted some attention, but we also got away with no ticket after a couple of sheriff selfies.
 
DMDmarty
2019-05-23 10:13:42 AM  

PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.


Riiiight, because none of us dirty libs own many guns or shoot regularly.
Your profile is carefully curated to make you seem smart but your mouth betrays you.
 
Meat's dream [OhFark]
2019-05-23 10:13:48 AM  

PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.


Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2019-05-23 10:17:14 AM  
wow look at the size of that collection. its no surprise that he was able to fit the guns down his pants like that. clearly there was plenty of room, even in those tight pants.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2019-05-23 10:36:09 AM  

dittybopper: Yes, that's "Iron Feliks" doing the duckface thing.


Dzerzhinsky was a psycho.
 
Dryad
2019-05-23 10:38:22 AM  

DMDmarty: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Riiiight, because none of us dirty libs own many guns or shoot regularly.
Your profile is carefully curated to make you seem smart but your mouth betrays you.


Libs own guns. Lots of them. But as they don't tend to define themselves as human beings by their ownership, they just aren't loud about it.
People who don't base their entire identity on single-issue tend to be that way. The vast majority of motorcycle owners don't have every inch of clothing, truck, and trailer space covered with Harley logos. Vast majority of religious people don't have vehicles covered in bible quotes. Those folks are just more visible. Doesn't mean they have a corner on the market.
 
Stratohead
2019-05-23 10:41:39 AM  
my mind boggles at the number of species of insects that must be breading in that asshats beard.
 
mongbiohazard
2019-05-23 10:53:17 AM  

Meat's dream: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.


It seems to me like our fascination with tools to kill members of our own species - and just as importantly that one of our biggest industries is manufacturing them - is something we will need to move past someday, if the human race ever wants to get its shiat together, and survive and thrive in the long run.
 
Wonktnod
2019-05-23 11:27:25 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I doubt this video is very funny if you're a minority of any kind


This minority says you're wrong.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:10:28 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: dittybopper: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!

[pics.ballmemes.com image 500x566]

/Also banned in California.

It's "banned" everywhere. California only has a ban in place against .50BMG rifles, not all DDs.

But if you're too stupid to use something and not figure out how to use the weapon sights, which seems to be the lot for MAGAts, it's probably best we take it away from you for your own protection. Thanks for making that point for me.


Yes, because PVC pipe spray painted green is *SO* dangerous.

And yeah, I noticed the sight thing too, but it's the only image that came up for "Gadzooka" that wasn't related to bubble gum.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:17:18 PM  

mongbiohazard: Meat's dream: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.

It seems to me like our fascination with tools to kill members of our own species - and just as importantly that one of our biggest industries is manufacturing them - is something we will need to move past someday, if the human race ever wants to get its shiat together, and survive and thrive in the long run.


Well, I've got some minor evidence that tends to disprove your thesis.


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Seems to me that the more effective our weapons are against each other, the more people we have.


Based upon what I'm seeing here, we should continue to work more diligently to make weapons even more deadly.  It's worked for us so far.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:22:27 PM  

Dryad: Libs own guns. Lots of them.


No where near as many as conservatives, though:

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At least, that's what surveys say.  Conservatives are roughly twice as likely to own a gun as a liberal.  Though I suspect that the numbers for all those groups are biased downwards.  I know plenty of people who will lie and say they don't own a gun to a stranger on the phone or in person with a clipboard, but I don't know any non-gun owners who will lie and say they do own them.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2019-05-23 12:28:07 PM  

dittybopper: mongbiohazard: Meat's dream: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.

It seems to me like our fascination with tools to kill members of our own species - and just as importantly that one of our biggest industries is manufacturing them - is something we will need to move past someday, if the human race ever wants to get its shiat together, and survive and thrive in the long run.

Well, I've got some minor evidence that tends to disprove your thesis.


[Fark user image 850x515]

Seems to me that the more effective our weapons are against each other, the more people we have.


Based upon what I'm seeing here, we should continue to work more diligently to make weapons even more deadly.  It's worked for us so far.


No we have some plenty deadly weapons at our disposal the problem is we just aren't using the right ones on a day to day basis. also medical science and disease prevention and agriculture seem to far out pace the enhanced killing capacity of firearms. on a side note i think this graph would be much more interesting if it went back 100-200k years to include events like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:30:12 PM  
By the way, the number of guns in private hands in the US might be higher than you think, perhaps even double the number of people in the US.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180507172237/http://weaponsman.com/?p=33875
 
randomjsa
2019-05-23 12:32:10 PM  
I thought it was funny but I should have guessed the usual suspects would not find it such.
 
NotThatGuyAgain
2019-05-23 12:32:13 PM  

Skwishmitten: Why is this in the geek tab? It's the least intelligent thing I've seen all week.

"Hur Dur guns r cool! Lookit Alla muh guns!"
"Oh noes! Ur in California! Now we get ur gunz! Har Har!"

Seriously, what point were they trying to make?


I'll go out on a limb and say they did it for fun.

You could ask why the modmins approved the link.

The answer is, of course, to have yet another thread where the same people from both sides of every Fark Gun Thread say the exact same things they do in every Fark Gun Thread, unhampered by any sort of progress.  A shorter version is "Page clicks and ads"
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:33:06 PM  

khitsicker: dittybopper: mongbiohazard: Meat's dream: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.

It seems to me like our fascination with tools to kill members of our own species - and just as importantly that one of our biggest industries is manufacturing them - is something we will need to move past someday, if the human race ever wants to get its shiat together, and survive and thrive in the long run.

Well, I've got some minor evidence that tends to disprove your thesis.


[Fark user image 850x515]

Seems to me that the more effective our weapons are against each other, the more people we have.


Based upon what I'm seeing here, we should continue to work more diligently to make weapons even more deadly.  It's worked for us so far.

No we have some plenty deadly weapons at our disposal the problem is we just aren't using the right ones on a day to day basis. also medical science and disease prevention and agriculture seem to far out pace the enhanced killing capacity of firearms. on a side note i think this graph would be much more interesting if it went back 100-200k years to include events like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory.


The point I was making was that the idea that making deadly weapons doesn't seem to keep us from thriving as a species.

Also, the science isn't settle about Toba:

The idea that humans nearly became extinct 75,000 ago because of a super-volcano eruption is not supported by new data from Africa, scientists say
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 12:33:41 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: A shorter version is "Page clicks and ads"


This.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2019-05-23 12:38:40 PM  

dittybopper: khitsicker: dittybopper: mongbiohazard: Meat's dream: PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.

Fun, sure.  Marvels...really?   Metal tubes and springs?  They've changed so little you can still buy ammo for guns designed over 100 years ago.  There's more science and engineering in the kale chips.

It seems to me like our fascination with tools to kill members of our own species - and just as importantly that one of our biggest industries is manufacturing them - is something we will need to move past someday, if the human race ever wants to get its shiat together, and survive and thrive in the long run.

Well, I've got some minor evidence that tends to disprove your thesis.


[Fark user image 850x515]

Seems to me that the more effective our weapons are against each other, the more people we have.


Based upon what I'm seeing here, we should continue to work more diligently to make weapons even more deadly.  It's worked for us so far.

No we have some plenty deadly weapons at our disposal the problem is we just aren't using the right ones on a day to day basis. also medical science and disease prevention and agriculture seem to far out pace the enhanced killing capacity of firearms. on a side note i think this graph would be much more interesting if it went back 100-200k years to include events like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory.

The point I was making was that the idea that making deadly weapons doesn't seem to keep us from thriving as a species.

Also, the science isn't settle about Toba:

The idea that humans nearly became extinct 75,000 ago because of a super-volcano eruption is not supported by new data from Africa, scientists say


well something cause a population bottle neck. just saying it would of made the graph more interesting lol. and yes I know the point you were trying to make. I was just adding a bit of snark.
 
Puglio
2019-05-23 12:43:32 PM  
I thought this was going to be about civil asset forfeiture.

"Any firearms in the vehicle? Yes? Oh, I have determined in my investigation that you intend to use them in crime. I'm going to have to take those."
 
boozehat
2019-05-23 12:47:46 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: dittybopper: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!

[pics.ballmemes.com image 500x566]

/Also banned in California.

It's "banned" everywhere. California only has a ban in place against .50BMG rifles, not all DDs.

But if you're too stupid to use something and not figure out how to use the weapon sights, which seems to be the lot for MAGAts, it's probably best we take it away from you for your own protection. Thanks for making that point for me.


I think he's holding it sideways to look cool.  Kinda like shooting a pistol sideways.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 1:02:17 PM  

boozehat: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: dittybopper: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!

[pics.ballmemes.com image 500x566]

/Also banned in California.

It's "banned" everywhere. California only has a ban in place against .50BMG rifles, not all DDs.

But if you're too stupid to use something and not figure out how to use the weapon sights, which seems to be the lot for MAGAts, it's probably best we take it away from you for your own protection. Thanks for making that point for me.

I think he's holding it sideways to look cool.  Kinda like shooting a pistol sideways.


Maybe he was just trying to be Pythonesque:

Fark user imageView Full Size


That appears to be a US M9A1 Bazooka:

The M9A1 Bazooka: Now With Optics and Quick Takedown
Youtube 6FP5UAfnohU


with the blast shield from a WWII German  Panzershreck shield on it:

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size


but the shield is oriented wrong:  The sight window is on the left side of the tube instead of on top of it, like it should be.


So holding the launcher for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch the wrong way would be quite Pythonesque.
 
boozehat
2019-05-23 1:31:39 PM  

dittybopper: boozehat: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: dittybopper: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I almost want one... just to hassle mall ninjas with.  Gadzooks!

[pics.ballmemes.com image 500x566]

/Also banned in California.

It's "banned" everywhere. California only has a ban in place against .50BMG rifles, not all DDs.

But if you're too stupid to use something and not figure out how to use the weapon sights, which seems to be the lot for MAGAts, it's probably best we take it away from you for your own protection. Thanks for making that point for me.

I think he's holding it sideways to look cool.  Kinda like shooting a pistol sideways.

Maybe he was just trying to be Pythonesque:

[Fark user image 850x564]

That appears to be a US M9A1 Bazooka:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6FP5UAfnohU]

with the blast shield from a WWII German  Panzershreck shield on it:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x530]

but the shield is oriented wrong:  The sight window is on the left side of the tube instead of on top of it, like it should be.


So holding the launcher for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch the wrong way would be quite Pythonesque.


I'll never understand British "comedy".
 
Saiga410
2019-05-23 1:59:06 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Skwishmitten: Why is this in the geek tab? It's the least intelligent thing I've seen all week.

"Hur Dur guns r cool! Lookit Alla muh guns!"
"Oh noes! Ur in California! Now we get ur gunz! Har Har!"

Seriously, what point were they trying to make?

I'll go out on a limb and say they did it for fun.

You could ask why the modmins approved the link.

The answer is, of course, to have yet another thread where the same people from both sides of every Fark Gun Thread say the exact same things they do in every Fark Gun Thread, unhampered by any sort of progress.  A shorter version is "Page clicks and ads"


I wonder what government sponsored militia this guy reports to.
 
dittybopper
2019-05-23 2:55:28 PM  

boozehat: I'll never understand British "comedy".


Don't sweat it.  Neither do the British.
 
sugar_fetus
2019-05-23 3:53:30 PM  

khitsicker: wow look at the size of that collection. its no surprise that he was able to fit the guns down his pants like that. clearly there was plenty of room, even in those tight pants.


DRINK!
 
Al!
2019-05-23 6:43:53 PM  

PTP_Professor: Guns are fun, and they are engineering marvels. It takes science and math to make them, and math to correctly aim them when shooting at long range targets. Guns require more education than a liberal's weapon of choice, kale chips.


I love the modern definition of "liberal" being "anyone who disagrees with the far-right wingnuts."  How many people have you called snowflake today?  The liberal weapon of choice is equality.  How bad does it suck being on the side opposite human dignity?  Been to a gay bashing lately?  That's the side conservatives are on.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-05-24 5:03:07 AM  

Al!: love the modern definition of "liberal" being "anyone who disagrees with the far-right wingnuts."


It's almost as fun as the modern definition of "conservative" being "mouth-breathing white supremacist Neanderthug Russian-colluded rapist Nazis."
 
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