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(SFGate)   Electric rental scooters chalk up their first hit-and-run fatality   (sfgate.com) divider line
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3062 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2019 at 12:53 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-05-14 07:53:15 PM  
That's not what I was expecting.
 
2019-05-15 12:55:38 AM  
And that's what can happen when you ask for the manager.
 
2019-05-15 12:55:47 AM  
Were you ever so angry that you hit a mudderflorper with a mudderflirping electric scooter?
 
2019-05-15 12:55:59 AM  
Are the scooters ok?
 
2019-05-15 12:58:23 AM  
Is it too soon to talk about scooter control?
 
2019-05-15 01:02:58 AM  
Was it a Bird?
When it comes to scooters, I hear Bird is the word.
 
2019-05-15 01:10:33 AM  

SBinRR: Was it a Bird?
When it comes to scooters, I hear Bird is the word.


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2019-05-15 01:21:14 AM  

SBinRR: Was it a Bird?
When it comes to scooters, I hear Bird is the word.


Damn you.


BIRD IS THE WORD - by Bill Plympton
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2019-05-15 02:14:41 AM  
"You hit a guy, with glasses. That's, heh... well played!"

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you? - Wreck-It Ralph
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2019-05-15 02:19:35 AM  
Members of the jury, the injury was caused by scooter.

The company that owns the scooters has no regard for securing their product.
The company that owns the scooters has no regard for controlling unintended use by non-registered users.
The company that owns the scooters has no regard for their potential to be used in the commission of devastating life ending crime as they make a hysterical swoop for profits.


Jury of peers: the most billion dollars possible. Can we go now?
 
2019-05-15 02:22:04 AM  
It's certainly greener than shooting.
 
2019-05-15 02:46:37 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: And that's what can happen when you ask for the manager.


Seeing as no motive was mentioned, including theft/mugging, I wouldn't be surprised if he had gotten fired and went all Falling Down.
 
2019-05-15 03:08:20 AM  
Being SF ,I was thinking maybe they was flying along and hit one of those homeless people turds on the sidewalk. Flipped, and died.
 
2019-05-15 03:26:38 AM  
I didn't think a bird hitting you would be that damaging
 
2019-05-15 05:52:54 AM  

Daedalus27: I didn't think a bird hitting you would be that damaging


Disagrees

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2019-05-15 10:38:37 AM  

stevenvictx: Being SF ,I was thinking maybe they was flying along and hit one of those homeless people turds on the sidewalk. Flipped, and died.


I regret that I have but one "funny" to gibe.
 
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