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(Fox News)   Florida woman pulls an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop. A number of small turtles were also involved   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, Miami, United States, Ariel Machan-Le Quire, Sheriff, Coroner, Constable, The McClatchy Company  
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1929 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2019 at 2:28 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-05-06 10:40:19 PM  
Pants full of aligators is the name of my Cajun food truck.
 
2019-05-06 11:14:53 PM  
Was it more than one turtle?  Because anything more than one turtle in your pants sounds like a lot to me.
 
2019-05-07 02:32:03 AM  
She had a snapper in her snapper?
 
2019-05-07 02:34:09 AM  
The alligator was attracted to the smell of decomposing fish
 
2019-05-07 02:40:13 AM  
That is just gross. The poor gator should be able to sue for that kind of abuse.
 
2019-05-07 02:47:13 AM  
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2019-05-07 02:51:24 AM  
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2019-05-07 02:55:17 AM  
Twig and berries i can understand, but alligator and turtles? Go see a doctor, woman, there's obviously something wrong there!
 
2019-05-07 02:58:24 AM  
Talk about a bad case of swamp cooch....
 
2019-05-07 03:01:32 AM  
She's a cold-blooded criminal!
 
2019-05-07 03:07:24 AM  

olrasputin: [farkuserimg-425.sfo2.digitaloceanspa​c​es.com image 210x230]


I almost puked onto a 40 dollar keyboard.

So that's what being that grossed out is like...
 
2019-05-07 03:07:33 AM  
the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then "proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants

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2019-05-07 03:09:39 AM  
As a Florida resident, I can assure you, with a high level of certainty, that this is not the strangest things that have been found in someone's pants during a traffic stop.
 
2019-05-07 03:27:21 AM  

0z79: olrasputin: [farkuserimg-425.sfo2.digitaloceanspac​es.com image 210x230]

I almost puked onto a 40 dollar keyboard.

So that's what being that grossed out is like...


If you're my cat, get off the internet and go to bed. Right. Now.
 
2019-05-07 03:28:13 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Talk about a bad case of swamp cooch....


Pretty sure it was Freddie Mercury that said, "Swamp bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round".
 
2019-05-07 03:53:08 AM  
Machan-Le Quire, along with 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons, claimed they were trying to collect wildlife from underneath an overpass.

So she's a gator baiter?
 
2019-05-07 03:59:38 AM  
Alligator, seen here, appears to be getting a kick:
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2019-05-07 04:00:55 AM  
What is it with people whipping out lizards recently?
 
2019-05-07 04:12:14 AM  
Yeah, I clicked a Fox News link for that, and I was not disappointed.
 
2019-05-07 04:12:38 AM  

mrparks: 0z79: olrasputin: [farkuserimg-425.sfo2.digitaloceanspac​es.com image 210x230]

I almost puked onto a 40 dollar keyboard.

So that's what being that grossed out is like...

If you're my cat, get off the internet and go to bed. Right. Now.


Right meow.
 
2019-05-07 04:20:02 AM  
Ringo Starr stuffs his pants
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2019-05-07 04:28:26 AM  

mrparks: 0z79: olrasputin: [farkuserimg-425.sfo2.digitaloceanspac​es.com image 210x230]

I almost puked onto a 40 dollar keyboard.

So that's what being that grossed out is like...

If you're my cat, get off the internet and go to bed. Right. Now.


I'm in ur browser history! Horking in ur shoes ungha ungha ungha

Someone grab the cat before she..!

UNGWAHHH

I'll toss your shoes out tomorrow :/
 
2019-05-07 04:43:22 AM  

olrasputin: Mr. Shabooboo: Talk about a bad case of swamp cooch....

Pretty sure it was Freddie Mercury that said, "Swamp bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round".


As a Queen fan and a fat-bottomed girl, I am outraged.

OUTRAGED!
 
2019-05-07 05:55:11 AM  

MBooda: the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then "proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants

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Yoga pants?
I would have thought something looser.
Maybe the yoga pants help keep them in place
 
2019-05-07 06:23:27 AM  
Resident Muslim: Yoga pants?


Yeah - yoga pants are for yo-yo smuggling.
 
2019-05-07 06:57:06 AM  

dryknife: Resident Muslim: Yoga pants?


Yeah - yoga pants are for yo-yo smuggling.


Or even budgie smuggling....
 
2019-05-07 07:11:40 AM  
Gator in your pants
Gator in your pants
Lookin' like a Floridian with a gator in your pants
 
2019-05-07 07:30:41 AM  
Police are on the lookout for an accomplice, described as a "little man in a boat".
 
2019-05-07 08:22:43 AM  
This sounds like the beginning of a Carl Hiassen book.
 
2019-05-07 09:23:51 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: She had a snapper in her snapper?


It was also a box turtle
 
2019-05-07 09:56:44 AM  
There was nothing in TFA that said how many turtles there were, how small they were, or where they were... hidden.
 
2019-05-07 10:00:48 AM  
Big deal.  I pull an anaconda out of my pants every day.
 
2019-05-07 10:17:07 AM  
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2019-05-07 11:23:04 AM  
So what gave it away?

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2019-05-07 11:55:39 AM  
Came for the crabs jokes.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2019-05-07 12:39:59 PM  
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2019-05-08 12:22:07 AM  
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/oblig..
 
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