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(eBay)   For sale: 100 gig HD, wife no longer needs it (read last 5 sentences)   ( divider line
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33226 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2002 at 3:43 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-23 03:45:18 PM  
So do the videos come with the drive?
2002-01-23 03:45:57 PM  
2002-01-23 03:46:11 PM  
that is a RIOT lmao
2002-01-23 03:46:40 PM  
2002-01-23 03:47:45 PM  
If it wasn't for deviants, eBay would be out of business!
2002-01-23 03:48:15 PM  
Quick1 - you should write the seller a question and ask him that! It probably costs more! Sort of like buying a stamp off a hooker, it's 34 cents to buy it, but it costs a dollar if you want her to lick it!
2002-01-23 03:48:20 PM  
I originally bought this drive for my wife as a Christmas gift. Yesterday I found out why she needs so much drive space. She has been sending pornographic videos of herself to deviants over the web.... So I no longer need this drive or my wife!

Somebody please find a picture of this woman..Laughter abounds.
2002-01-23 03:48:44 PM  
I feel like less of a man when I rush into the forum to make a comment, and what I'm going to say is always the first one.

I'm a lemming. Someone show me the way to the nearest cliff.
2002-01-23 03:48:47 PM  
So, I guess the wife might be next on ebay?
2002-01-23 03:50:04 PM  
Why couldn't the guy at least take the time to give us his wife's website or e-mail address?

Oh...ummm...for the record...

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2002-01-23 03:50:24 PM  
oh so we are deviants now, I see how it is. He might wanna sell that digital camera and X10 camera while he's at it.
2002-01-23 03:50:43 PM  
2002-01-23 03:51:33 PM  
I don't know if Ida told that brother.
2002-01-23 03:53:57 PM  
He should put his wife up for auction too.
2002-01-23 03:54:46 PM  
2002-01-23 03:56:03 PM  
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, capitalism at work.
2002-01-23 03:56:07 PM  
Wow. What a biatch. Using a present her husband got her to send pornos of herself to other guys. Thats just low, in my opinion. Really low.
2002-01-23 03:57:56 PM  

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! He sure knows how to deal with his problems.

2002-01-23 03:57:56 PM  
So let me get this straight. She isn't going to send me any more videos?
2002-01-23 04:02:29 PM  
To hell with the new hard drive, I want the old one....And if that makes me a deviant, I don't wanna be a normal
2002-01-23 04:06:24 PM  
It's probably a scam, I swear I've seen an auction EXACTLY like this before. In fact, I think it was posted here on FARK before. Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same guy.
2002-01-23 04:06:24 PM  
Yeah, that's why we want the old one, you twit.
2002-01-23 04:07:07 PM  
It sounds to me like she probablly asked him to buy her the drive so she could have more space to store her movies. but he busted her before it was installed.

I don't know . . . it's still farking funny either way
2002-01-23 04:07:35 PM  
I never knew it was possible to have sushi come out of my nose... until I read that.
2002-01-23 04:10:35 PM  
Reminds me of the wife who sold her husband's Porsche for a buck... Good times.
2002-01-23 04:11:27 PM  
Mme: My theory is that she had enough space on her existing drive. She was just using the shrink wrapped one as a, um, prop.

Geeks love that stuff.
2002-01-23 04:16:39 PM  
What?..When did Libby Hoeler get married?...:)
2002-01-23 04:22:13 PM  
Is he selling his wife, too?
2002-01-23 04:23:50 PM  
it also appears that he intends to lure some nreplacement hos into his bedroom with this tacky comforter set.
2002-01-23 04:26:05 PM  
Libby fans unite!

I love that shameless little hussy.
2002-01-23 04:26:55 PM  
haha, HARDdrive, get it HARDdrive
Damn I'm stupid.
2002-01-23 04:28:33 PM  
This guy is talking out his ass.

Check out another old auction

"This processor has less than 8 hours use. I went on vacation last weekend to come home and find
my crack-head daughter and her worthless boyfriend had stolen practically everything I did not have bolted down! This is your chance to reap the rewards of her
addiction! Money orders accepted. PayPal Preferred! Bid with confidence! The Guru is an honest man! (with the exception of his amusing little anecdotes) Five
dollars insured shipping! "
2002-01-23 04:30:41 PM  
Grr, need to register with e-bay to e-mail the guy... and I have no intentions of doing that. So, someone else needs to e-mail the seller and ask if they can get some of those videos his wife was sending out. Also, ask if he's going to keep the wife, because you know some people that might be interested in her.
2002-01-23 04:32:34 PM  
Man what is the guy doing! He already has a customer base, he should sell the dirty movies of his wife to the deviants. He would pay for that hard drive real quick!
2002-01-23 04:38:41 PM  
She was probably on ifriends, the we-pay-the-women amateur porn site! Get rick quick behind your husband's back! No thanks, I don't really like that sort of stuff. @_@
2002-01-23 04:40:18 PM  
is there something wrong with your wife showing everyone dirty movies of herself? I'm confused.
and where can i find a woman like this?
2002-01-23 04:42:21 PM  
Nothing like gullible farkers. Something like this was posted a few weeks back.
2002-01-23 04:50:36 PM  
If this is true than its the funniest damn thing ever.
2002-01-23 04:51:06 PM  
Dogbone..We do's what the net is all about...Rich and Jan
2002-01-23 04:52:19 PM  
that really sucks bad, i feel bad for the guy (if he isnt lieing) but his wife sounds like a hot biatch
2002-01-23 04:53:43 PM  
Yeah, and in other news, PETA is making deer easier to shoot. You guys fell for that one too.
2002-01-23 04:59:14 PM  
seriously.. the guy buys polyester bed sheets
and like Alice says they be tacky.
2002-01-23 05:14:28 PM  
wow...I want her old harddrive...fark the new one...put the old one up for auction...
2002-01-23 05:16:59 PM  
Someone with an E-bay id goto that site and click ask seller a question. Ask for wifes e-mail addy or how you can get one fo the video's. Then if you get a response post it here so we all can enjoy.

I know it is probably fake but pretty funny none the less.

Maybe his daughter is that chick from Wisconsin U who had those strip tease video which still float about? What was her name again? I know you know who I am talking about. She was mentioned a week or so ago on a fark comment thingy possibly a photoshop.
2002-01-23 05:21:21 PM  
Poor guy.

I wonder exactly how he found out about the videos.

Heh, I'm glad I can build my own computers.
2002-01-23 05:26:00 PM  
2002-01-23 05:36:23 PM  
Just like to point out that my friend is getting me 2 100 gigs for $50 a piece.

Hella yeah.
2002-01-23 05:39:50 PM  
2002-01-23 05:41:36 PM  
The girl's name was libby h******, and as I also went to Badger U(University of Wisconsin), I can tell you the story is true, she sent the videos to her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's nice roommate promptly put the videos on his Gnutella share.

There are 5 videos in total I believe.
2002-01-23 05:46:50 PM  
As he says on another auction here, "The Guru is an honest man! (with the exception of his amusing little anecdotes)".

Look at some of this guy's past though; the bedsheets are just the begining. His Microsoft purchases throw up a confirmed psycho-alert.
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