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(Tech Times)   Number of journalists killed rose last year. Sadly, none of them were Geraldo.   ( divider line
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2002-01-24 01:22:58 AM  
Not worth it if Geraldo isn't dead yet....*sigh*
2002-01-24 01:23:52 AM  
Can we get rid of Jerry while we're killin "those" people off?
2002-01-24 01:23:59 AM  
I'm surprised Geraldo isn't dead yet, with the way he's acting like a dumbarse over there in Afghanistan.
2002-01-24 01:26:50 AM  
Maybe he is dead, and hasn't been buried yet or realized he's dead.
2002-01-24 01:30:12 AM  
Yeah, like Osama.....
2002-01-24 01:31:21 AM  
Either that, or Geraldo is immortal. Let's stab him and check.
2002-01-24 01:31:53 AM  
To think about it, 60 is a small number. More people get killed for reporting to the police than this...
2002-01-24 01:33:52 AM  
I like Geraldo. He says, "Usama and his thugs . . ."

Ocasionally, he say, "Usama and his croonies . . ."

Whatever, I don't really care.
2002-01-24 01:36:26 AM  
When we first started bombing Afghanistan, and Sebastian Junger was reporting free-lance, surrounded by Northern Alliance soldiers, I developed a romantic notion of becoming a foreign correspondent. That's the kind of thing that's easy to do when you're a lonely middle-aged fag whose life has grown dreary and dull, and you're getting fat on Nutter Butters and milk, watching Nightline. Am I on-topic here?
2002-01-24 01:37:23 AM  
all I want to know is where's the damn photoshop for day 4 of SA's ass whoopin !!
2002-01-24 01:40:34 AM  
Geraldo, such a self-promoting tube-steak...fark 'im.
2002-01-24 01:44:03 AM  
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2002-01-24 01:44:43 AM  
Mmmm.... Nutter Butters

2002-01-24 02:10:58 AM  
I think in some sinister plot that Geraldo is really Osama in drag.. hey call me crazy but didn't Jesus walk on friggin' water... ! ?

Really tho, I think I'm the only one in America that actually likes Heraldo ! fark yes I do.


"The nude beer link gave me diabetes"
2002-01-24 02:14:08 AM  
If at first you don't succeed in killing Geraldo, try try again
2002-01-24 02:19:30 AM  
"Geraldo is really Osama in drag"
I shiat you not, the first image that popped in my head was this.
2002-01-24 02:20:53 AM  
2002-01-24 02:21:37 AM  
Oh fark it! It was little richard.
2002-01-24 02:52:55 AM  
dude, fark.
2002-01-24 03:20:05 AM  
i bet he did clinton up the ass and i bet he wiped his cum on al gores forehead
2002-01-24 03:24:07 AM  
Geraldo is great entertainment. I'm gonna choke on my vanilla wafers when he steps on a landmine.
2002-01-24 04:18:41 AM  
I can't wait until journalists are hounding me for their stories about our band ( I'm going to shoot them like the dogs they are.
2002-01-24 06:05:05 AM  
Hytes Xian That is some of the funniest shiat I have read in awhile
2002-01-24 06:17:41 AM  
shameless plug there goatman!
2002-01-24 06:26:42 AM  
Cormee: I'd never shamelessly plug my band's website by typing in and encouraging everyone to go to it and our gigs.
2002-01-24 06:27:07 AM  
Whoops, as they say, I believe.
2002-01-24 06:56:22 AM  
Is that really your band, Goatman?
2002-01-24 07:28:26 AM  
*cough* *cough* *cough*

I beleieve it is frank, which one r u goatman? the chick?
2002-01-24 07:35:46 AM  
Geraldo not yet dead?
2002-01-24 07:57:44 AM  

That was going to be my next question.

In way of public service, I'm passing this link along - perfect time waster for office dwellers...
2002-01-24 07:58:22 AM  
Forgot to tag it...Oh well, cut and paste you lazy bastards.
2002-01-24 08:01:09 AM  
that game is too difficult for me frank - i prefer things that pose no challenge
2002-01-24 08:03:17 AM  
It is indeed my band, Frank/Cormee. I'm the goatly one playing the djembi. I also do most of the writing.

The chick sings like an angel falling into hell.
2002-01-24 08:08:59 AM  
A drummer, Goatman? But you seem so literate...

Didn't know you were a muso. Me too.

Cormee, I've been addicted to that game since a friend sent me the link yesterday.
2002-01-24 08:11:45 AM  
EnemyFrank: Believe me, every drummer knows more drummer jokes than you do.

Was it me or did the Shockwave downloader thing whizz not work? (I work in a place where our machines have word and a browser, pretty well. Technology is viewed as something that happens to other people here, but I'm getting brave/pissed off and bored enough to start d/ling shiat these days.)
2002-01-24 08:19:51 AM  
Ever notice how whenever a member of the news media gets killed, the news media demands we stand up and pay attention?
2002-01-24 08:26:09 AM  
9/10: I know. We had a nice one during your war, when our war correspondent Kate Adie, who we remember from such wars as The Fauklands, Bosnia and The Gulf, wasn't killed, but dropped. She immediately launched into the media, saying, "Oh, well you just want pretty girls up there to present it."

They responded along similar lines to, "And your point is?", and she disappeared, screaming all the time about being hit by shrapnel etc. Very odd.

But I like it when they actually die. Then instead of being vindictive amoral double-crossing two-faced scum, they suddenly become braver than the actual soldiers.

That's assuming they work for the TV network that's telling you about it. Otherwise they're just another hack, generally.
2002-01-24 09:28:38 AM  
alternate thread title: "~3000 to go."
2002-01-24 09:28:39 AM  
Goatman, do you mean this lovely?
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2002-01-24 09:36:35 AM  
or this cutey?
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2002-01-24 09:40:54 AM  
djembi...?!?!? wtf?
2002-01-24 10:02:46 AM  
Wow... submitted this story ages ago.
2002-01-24 10:07:37 AM  
Pbsaurus: Thanks, you've got me all worked up again, now...

Cormee: Djembi - African tribal drum - I'm the one at the back with the skinhead.

Incidently, I'm trying to learn the bodrhan that I bought from your lot a while back, and I'm beginning to think I need a penknife.

If anyone knows of any tutors in London I'd be grateful for their info.
2002-01-24 01:01:09 PM  
Is there no God...
2002-01-24 01:06:35 PM  
If there is, he has terrible aim, because Geraldo hasn't been nailed yet.
2002-01-25 06:21:14 PM  
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2002-01-25 06:21:49 PM  
Oops, let's try that again.

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2002-01-31 07:31:34 PM  
2002-01-31 07:31:45 PM  
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2002-01-31 07:34:29 PM  
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