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(AZCentral)   Pic of Chelsea Clinton at show where she modelled unstained dress   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2002-01-23 01:28:47 PM  
Shes still ugly
2002-01-23 01:28:56 PM  
no boobies?
2002-01-23 01:29:54 PM  
She should have stayed at Stanford.
2002-01-23 01:31:20 PM  
The horror. The horror.
2002-01-23 01:32:15 PM  

(applies to all three)
2002-01-23 01:32:23 PM  
Um... Who cares? What a stupid farking link... Both on the part of the submitter and the moderator who accepted it.

Hot blonde though, so I'll give the mod a benefit of a doubt. Dumb headline. Zero stars.
2002-01-23 01:32:28 PM  
excuse me while i vomit in terror.
2002-01-23 01:33:07 PM  
So what did she look like? I clicked on the link and saw the picture, but I couldn't take my eyes off of Gwyneth Paltrow.
2002-01-23 01:34:14 PM  
maybe it's just me, but it looks like she's wearing pants, not a dress...
2002-01-23 01:34:30 PM  
Impromptu joke contest: Chelsea, Gwyneth, and Madonna are (stranded on a desert island || facing a firing squad || on a crashing plane with 2 parachutes)

2002-01-23 01:38:17 PM  
I would shagg all three in a wild torid farkfestthat would be worthy of a pay per view webcast
2002-01-23 01:41:20 PM  
I want to stain Gwynneth's dress.
2002-01-23 01:42:48 PM  
Gawd, when does the media sleep? I mean searching out and reporting the significant events of the world like this story must be exhausting. Enough already, the Clintons are old obsolete news, and Chelsea never was newsworthy, WHY NOW!
2002-01-23 01:43:22 PM  
Mmmm.. Gwyneth. I think I farked her but I can't remember doing it.
2002-01-23 01:43:58 PM  
[image from arizonarepublic.com too old to be available]

2002-01-23 01:46:17 PM  
I just want to degrade that girl and rub one out in her face. She is too much like her old man (in the looks category as well).
2002-01-23 01:46:21 PM  

I think Chelsea is hot.
2002-01-23 01:46:54 PM  
Mmmm, fresh meat.
2002-01-23 01:47:00 PM  
[image from amberdigital.com too old to be available]

Or, do a photoshop?
2002-01-23 01:47:18 PM  
They look like some shiatty glam rock band.
Not T-Rex, a shiatty band like Poison or WhiteLion
or Gutter Queens or SuavefarkClub
2002-01-23 01:50:36 PM  
my problem with Gwyeneth is that she has no earlobes.
its just plain weird!

2002-01-23 01:50:58 PM  
It must be either that I'm sex-starved or just delusionally desperate, but I think she's pretty bangin'.

Let me just be the first to say "I'd throw a bone in her".

I know...quite unoriginal.
2002-01-23 01:51:34 PM  
Madonna looks so little in that picture...
2002-01-23 01:52:28 PM  
She looks more and more like...
[image from i.imdb.com too old to be available]

It would explain a lot.
2002-01-23 01:53:21 PM  
Damn it, I am never going to get that jizz stain of my monitor.
2002-01-23 01:59:00 PM  
i'd do her, and that madonna whore as well while i've got it out.
2002-01-23 02:00:48 PM  
New Hair cut ain't gonna help that face!
2002-01-23 02:04:13 PM  
yeah...Madonna looks like a midget there. Chelsea looks like she is 7 feet tall.
2002-01-23 02:04:18 PM  
I don't care what anyone says, Chelsea is pretty hot. She seems to have more teeth than the average human being, though...
2002-01-23 02:04:21 PM  
Right on MATZUG, Hard and dry in the browneye I say...
2002-01-23 02:06:18 PM  
Damn! She would make a freight train take a dirt road! She better thank her lucky stars that Amy Carter is still breathing or she would end up as the ugliest child in White House history.
2002-01-23 02:06:59 PM  
Fashion as "news"
2002-01-23 02:07:37 PM  
Cute curls and nice dress aside, you can't hide that huge ass she got from her mother.
2002-01-23 02:12:47 PM  
She still has the last name Clinton though, she might want to change that next...
2002-01-23 02:14:37 PM  
She looks like a typical high-maintenece biatch.

The hair cut did make a lot of difference thou'. She's one goofy lookin' dog while her daddy's in the Whitehouse.
2002-01-23 02:15:55 PM  
I've seen better porn on old Ivory soap packages.
2002-01-23 02:17:39 PM  
The first thing that came to mind when I saw this was:

"Tickle Fight!"
2002-01-23 02:18:29 PM  
PHotoshop this!!
2002-01-23 02:32:09 PM  
Seriously, I seriously wouldn't touch one of these broads if they begged me, rich and famous though they may be. Seriously.
2002-01-23 02:33:21 PM  
all three of those are sub-par what looks are concerned. they look like that B-clique of girls that the cool ones would never hang with at my high school
2002-01-23 02:36:07 PM  
Wierd. You've got Madonna, Gwynneth Paltrow, and Chelsea Clinton sitting together and Chelsea's the hot one.
2002-01-23 02:39:42 PM  
Next to a stick-figure like Gwyneth Paltrow, anyone would look fat. She needs to eat a sandwich or something.
2002-01-23 02:39:54 PM  
Whores and filth pigs they are.
2002-01-23 02:41:40 PM  
Chelsea is old news. Someone needs to dig up some new dirt on the Bush Sisters..

All three of those women in that photo look stoned.
2002-01-23 02:46:06 PM  
No stains? Is Monica jealous?

Condour75: Perfect.
2002-01-23 02:46:13 PM  
Why is this news? I'm really confused.
2002-01-23 02:48:08 PM  
Is it just me, or do Gwyneth and Madonna (like I'm on a first name basis with them) look like they are a little pissed at who they got seated next to?
2002-01-23 02:49:40 PM  

who the fark cares about the butt-ugly spawn of a cigar-ramming fatophile and a wannabe New Yorker fatass Arkansasian???

[deep breath...] [sigh...]

wake me up when some poor sap decides to bang her and knock her up for the 15 minutes of fame that it'll get him.
2002-01-23 02:50:05 PM  
I'd do the original Madonna. You know that whore was bangin' every carpenter in town. Only made up the whole virginal-Immaculate-Reception story so her parents wouldn't boot her sorry ass out da hizz-ouse!
2002-01-23 02:53:22 PM  
this needs a "who farking cares?" tag
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