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sno man [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:10:38 AM  
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Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:10:55 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Polish Hussar: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

buckeyebrain: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

I reckon you're correct on this.  Polish Hussar, we need a ruling.  Probably tomorrow morning, but we need a ruling...

I left for dinner related purposes, but I'm back now.  Ass_Master_Flash and buckeyebrain's posts have identical timestamps.  However, Ass_Master_Flash's post appears as post 1,004 in the thread on my computer.  As Ass_Master_Flash did not call the Gredunza, I rule BOTCH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i won

IN MY HEART!!!


Hey, I don't make the rules (except I found out tonight that I actually do *evil laughter*).  The Gredunza must be called in the 1,004th post (2,008th for Double Gredunzas) in order to earn the coveted TophBeltRaise.gif and avoid the dreaded BOTCH!.  It is acceptable to have fun with the language and not actually use the word "Gredunza, but it must be clear from the language in your post that you are trying to claim the Gredunza.  "Mac 'n' cheese hamburger granola" for example.
 
andychrist420
2019-04-17 12:10:57 AM  

sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.


Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:11:32 AM  
BONUS HOCKEY!!!


WOOOOO!!!!
 
Ass_Master_Flash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:11:54 AM  

Polish Hussar: Ass_Master_Flash: Polish Hussar: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

buckeyebrain: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

I reckon you're correct on this.  Polish Hussar, we need a ruling.  Probably tomorrow morning, but we need a ruling...

I left for dinner related purposes, but I'm back now.  Ass_Master_Flash and buckeyebrain's posts have identical timestamps.  However, Ass_Master_Flash's post appears as post 1,004 in the thread on my computer.  As Ass_Master_Flash did not call the Gredunza, I rule BOTCH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i won

IN MY HEART!!!

Hey, I don't make the rules (except I found out tonight that I actually do *evil laughter*).  The Gredunza must be called in the 1,004th post (2,008th for Double Gredunzas) in order to earn the coveted TophBeltRaise.gif and avoid the dreaded BOTCH!.  It is acceptable to have fun with the language and not actually use the word "Gredunza, but it must be clear from the language in your post that you are trying to claim the Gredunza.  "Mac 'n' cheese hamburger granola" for example.


I accept my failure
 
buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:12:10 AM  
WPG:  Kovalchuk
STL:  Federko
 
Bhaughbb [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:12:31 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Bhaughbb: We have bonus hockey!

Hmmm, I should go feed the hamsters that are running on the wheel.  40 seconds to go when I refreshed & saw your post....


I've seen 30+ second delays between the cable feed and streaming.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:12:35 AM  

andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?


I live between Buffalo and Syracuse. I spend most of my time picking on special cities.
 
Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:13:03 AM  

Bhaughbb: We have bonus hockey!


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buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:13:42 AM  
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sortarican
2019-04-17 12:14:25 AM  
Can't wait to hear JR in the morning.
 
The Blue Card [BareFark]
2019-04-17 12:16:01 AM  
<checks beer stash, seems sufficient>

Guess I'm ok with this bonus hockey thing.

/Grumble
//Seriously Blues
///Don't fark this up
 
buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:16:15 AM  

sortarican: Can't wait to hear JR in the morning.


BAH GOD, KING!  THAT'S MARC-ANDRE FLEURY'S MUSIC!
 
Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:16:57 AM  
From the "Stranger Things" font generator:

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andychrist420
2019-04-17 12:17:39 AM  

Polish Hussar: Ass_Master_Flash: Polish Hussar: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

buckeyebrain: craigzy: hussar aint here to award it. said fark it and left, i reckon.

I reckon you're correct on this.  Polish Hussar, we need a ruling.  Probably tomorrow morning, but we need a ruling...

I left for dinner related purposes, but I'm back now.  Ass_Master_Flash and buckeyebrain's posts have identical timestamps.  However, Ass_Master_Flash's post appears as post 1,004 in the thread on my computer.  As Ass_Master_Flash did not call the Gredunza, I rule BOTCH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i won

IN MY HEART!!!

Hey, I don't make the rules (except I found out tonight that I actually do *evil laughter*).  The Gredunza must be called in the 1,004th post (2,008th for Double Gredunzas) in order to earn the coveted TophBeltRaise.gif and avoid the dreaded BOTCH!.  It is acceptable to have fun with the language and not actually use the word "Gredunza, but it must be clear from the language in your post that you are trying to claim the Gredunza.  "Mac 'n' cheese hamburger granola" for example.


I think, like with a goal, there has to be a "distinct 'Dunza motion"  It's one of those things where you know it when you see it.  If there's a dispute, we go to Toronto, I mean, Polish Hussar for an official ruling.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:17:40 AM  

buckeyebrain: sortarican: Can't wait to hear JR in the morning.

BAH GOD, KING!  THAT'S MARC-ANDRE FLEURY'S MUSIC!


Oh, he will be on The Instigators around 10:30ET tomorrow morning. Rivet and Peters have a great time with him.
 
buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:17:51 AM  
I suddenly wonder something:  Do CNBC ratings get a spike when they run hockey games?  I can't imagine a lot of people watch the financial stuff or the endless reruns of 'Shark Tank'.
 
grinding_journalist
2019-04-17 12:18:11 AM  
Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:18:57 AM  

buckeyebrain: You Farkers should know that I have the Best Girlfriend Ever.  Letting me watch hockey all night on the Big TV, and making me a dinner of burgers, fries and goonjuice.

[img.fark.net image 480x640]


Clone her immediately.
/prepare for another bolus of catch-up posts
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:19:48 AM  

grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.


More things to blame on the dog.
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:20:32 AM  

Bhaughbb: Recoil Therapy: Bhaughbb: We have bonus hockey!

Hmmm, I should go feed the hamsters that are running on the wheel.  40 seconds to go when I refreshed & saw your post....

I've seen 30+ second delays between the cable feed and streaming.


Yeah, it's not that big of a deal except when refreshing & everyone is going nuts over something & nothing is happening over here.

Of course it also works in my favor on occasion too.  I hit refresh & nothing new is posted, I know I can race to the bathroom without missing anything important...

StL: Perron
WPG: Nobody?
 
craigzy [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:21:15 AM  

grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.


just go slowly. sllllllllooooooowwly.
 
The Blue Card [BareFark]
2019-04-17 12:21:40 AM  

sortarican: grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.

More things to blame on the dog.


Should be an ad campaign: "Blaming the dog - it's not just for farts any more!"
 
fatalvenom
2019-04-17 12:21:59 AM  

andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?


I'm currently dating a girl from outside of Cleveland.

I told her you now have the hockey curse. She asked what that meant.

Columbus beat a team with an historic regular season. This has only two outcomes:

1) You become a hockey fan finally, and we have to endure our first dating sports rivalry in one of the toughest ways possible if they end up playing the Bruins.

Or.

2) The Bruins lose beforehand and I end up becoming a BJ fan for a month or so


/joke's on her, I've been a fan of BJ's for a while
//she knows
 
buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:22:08 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Bhaughbb: Recoil Therapy: Bhaughbb: We have bonus hockey!

Hmmm, I should go feed the hamsters that are running on the wheel.  40 seconds to go when I refreshed & saw your post....

I've seen 30+ second delays between the cable feed and streaming.

Yeah, it's not that big of a deal except when refreshing & everyone is going nuts over something & nothing is happening over here.

Of course it also works in my favor on occasion too.  I hit refresh & nothing new is posted, I know I can race to the bathroom without missing anything important...

StL: Perron
WPG: Nobody?


I stream (last year with Directv Now and now with PSVue).  I'm perpetually 60 seconds or more behind, but I'm at my girlfriend's for the week (regular Directv) so I'm a better participant tonight.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:22:25 AM  

The Blue Card: sortarican: grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.

More things to blame on the dog.

Should be an ad campaign: "Blaming the dog - it's not just for farts any more!"


Pretty much.
 
Bhaughbb [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:22:34 AM  
andychrist420:

I think, like with a goal, there has to be a "distinct 'Dunza motion"  It's one of those things where you know it when you see it.  If there's a dispute, we go to Toronto, I mean, Polish Hussar for an official ruling.

"Distinct Dunza motion" needs to come into common use.
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:23:07 AM  

sortarican: grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.

More things to blame on the dog.


No blaming the dog around here, he rattles the windows all on his own.  We're constantly looking at him - "Are you 'sure' you don't need to go out...?"
 
buckeyebrain
2019-04-17 12:23:43 AM  
Game On in St Louis?  (I put it up on the laptop.)
 
sno man [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:23:53 AM  
GAME ON
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:24:01 AM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I'm currently dating a girl from outside of Cleveland.

I told her you now have the hockey curse. She asked what that meant.

Columbus beat a team with an historic regular season. This has only two outcomes:

1) You become a hockey fan finally, and we have to endure our first dating sports rivalry in one of the toughest ways possible if they end up playing the Bruins.

Or.

2) The Bruins lose beforehand and I end up becoming a BJ fan for a month or so


/joke's on her, I've been a fan of BJ's for a while
//she knows


Please tell me that at some point you have played Moon Over Parma from the old Drew Carey Show for her???
 
Bhaughbb [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:24:14 AM  
And game on in bonus hockey round 1!
 
Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:24:19 AM  
BONUS HOCKEY
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sonnyboy11
2019-04-17 12:24:23 AM  
<cracks beer>

Let's do this Jets/Blues.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:25:15 AM  

Recoil Therapy: sortarican: grinding_journalist: Oh man, if the Blues lose, I'm going to have to shame-eat most of this cake and blame it on the dog.

More things to blame on the dog.

No blaming the dog around here, he rattles the windows all on his own.  We're constantly looking at him - "Are you 'sure' you don't need to go out...?"


If you're sick, see a vet.
 
Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:25:40 AM  

Bhaughbb: andychrist420:

I think, like with a goal, there has to be a "distinct 'Dunza motion"  It's one of those things where you know it when you see it.  If there's a dispute, we go to Toronto, I mean, Polish Hussar for an official ruling.

"Distinct Dunza motion" needs to come into common use.


Maybe we can get buckeyebrain to add it to the checklist?
 
fatalvenom
2019-04-17 12:26:11 AM  

sortarican: fatalvenom: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I'm currently dating a girl from outside of Cleveland.

I told her you now have the hockey curse. She asked what that meant.

Columbus beat a team with an historic regular season. This has only two outcomes:

1) You become a hockey fan finally, and we have to endure our first dating sports rivalry in one of the toughest ways possible if they end up playing the Bruins.

Or.

2) The Bruins lose beforehand and I end up becoming a BJ fan for a month or so


/joke's on her, I've been a fan of BJ's for a while
//she knows

Please tell me that at some point you have played Moon Over Parma from the old Drew Carey Show for her???


Nah, too much work.

I did play her the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism video. She laughed.

/probably cried inside too
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:26:20 AM  

craigzy: [sportsstop.tv image 200x150]


I wait every year for this.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:27:27 AM  

fatalvenom: sortarican: fatalvenom: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I'm currently dating a girl from outside of Cleveland.

I told her you now have the hockey curse. She asked what that meant.

Columbus beat a team with an historic regular season. This has only two outcomes:

1) You become a hockey fan finally, and we have to endure our first dating sports rivalry in one of the toughest ways possible if they end up playing the Bruins.

Or.

2) The Bruins lose beforehand and I end up becoming a BJ fan for a month or so


/joke's on her, I've been a fan of BJ's for a while
//she knows

Please tell me that at some point you have played Moon Over Parma from the old Drew Carey Show for her???

Nah, too much work.

I did play her the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism video. She laughed.

/probably cried inside too


It is Cleveland.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:27:47 AM  

sortarican: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I live between Buffalo and Syracuse. I spend most of my time picking on special cities.


Oh hell I need to add you to my WNY Fark Homie list.
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:28:33 AM  

ytterbium: sortarican: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I live between Buffalo and Syracuse. I spend most of my time picking on special cities.

Oh hell I need to add you to my WNY Fark Homie list.


You know I'm from Roc. We talked last year.
 
andychrist420
2019-04-17 12:29:06 AM  

Bhaughbb: andychrist420:

I think, like with a goal, there has to be a "distinct 'Dunza motion"  It's one of those things where you know it when you see it.  If there's a dispute, we go to Toronto, I mean, Polish Hussar for an official ruling.

"Distinct Dunza motion" needs to come into common use.


It's only fair.  I mean, I've won a dunza without typing a thing, just posting this...
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-04-17 12:29:22 AM  
Talking head in StL: "What do we do if the OT is over quickly...?"
Other talking heads in StL looking at him like he's a moron: "Uh, we cut over to Vegas...."
 
Banned on the Run
2019-04-17 12:29:31 AM  
NBC waited 2 min into bonus hockey to switch away from a 3-0 game.

Brilliant!
 
sortarican
2019-04-17 12:30:30 AM  
Goalie repair time.
 
Banned on the Run
2019-04-17 12:30:34 AM  

Banned on the Run: NBC waited 2 min into bonus hockey to switch away from a 3-0 game.

Brilliant!


And that is only for intermission.
Idiots.
 
RminusQ
2019-04-17 12:30:52 AM  
Oh shiat back up goalie in overtime
 
Polish Hussar
2019-04-17 12:30:57 AM  

andychrist420: Bhaughbb: andychrist420:

I think, like with a goal, there has to be a "distinct 'Dunza motion"  It's one of those things where you know it when you see it.  If there's a dispute, we go to Toronto, I mean, Polish Hussar for an official ruling.

"Distinct Dunza motion" needs to come into common use.

It's only fair.  I mean, I've won a dunza without typing a thing, just posting this...
[img.fark.net image 845x197]


Have I told you recently how much I love that?
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2019-04-17 12:31:38 AM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: sortarican: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Bhaughbb: At the moment this Jets/Blues game appears to be out best chance of bonus hockey tonight.

I'm in a quandary, joke-wise if it does...   Do I go with an Original Jet or a Thrasher for goal prediction?

Both would be acceptable.  Though a Thrashers one might be funnier.  I think Atlanta might be the only city to lose 2 teams.

Hmmm, Quebec lost two, I believe.  Bulldogs and Nordiques.

Fair enough.

Of you count the WHA, Cleveland is another.

Yeah, but it's Cleveland.  Do we really want to make fun of the uhh... special cities?

I'm currently dating a girl from outside of Cleveland.

I told her you now have the hockey curse. She asked what that meant.

Columbus beat a team with an historic regular season. This has only two outcomes:

1) You become a hockey fan finally, and we have to endure our first dating sports rivalry in one of the toughest ways possible if they end up playing the Bruins.

Or.

2) The Bruins lose beforehand and I end up becoming a BJ fan for a month or so


/joke's on her, I've been a fan of BJ's for a while
//she knows


Aside from everything else that makes her awesome, congrats on snagging a Midwestern girl.
We rock, especially Ohio girls.
/the Deal sisters are my soul sisters they know why
 
Banned on the Run
2019-04-17 12:31:40 AM  
Intermission for me.
Bewbs for all.

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