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(Some Guy)   There is a vending machine outside of Austin Texas that sells whole pecan pies, beef jerky and chocolate pecans. Stay weird, Austin   ( divider line
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2019-04-16 06:49:40 AM  
That ain't weird, its practical.
2019-04-16 06:57:09 AM  
That article needs a video demonstrating how that machine dispenses a pie without dropping it on its edge.
2019-04-16 07:01:16 AM  
That's the most goddamn Austin thing, right there.

Our sister city may be a mass of stainless steel, but they do "funky" well.
2019-04-16 07:01:38 AM  
Wait.  Are they pee-cans or peh-khans?  This is important!
2019-04-16 07:02:24 AM  
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2019-04-16 07:04:38 AM  
Whole pecan pies?
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2019-04-16 08:31:46 AM  
I see them all over the place .

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2019-04-16 08:47:17 AM  
Stay weird, Austin Texas, wherever you are!
2019-04-16 09:21:07 AM  
Me eating pecan pie:

"Give me that.  I'm gonna eat this whole damn pie.  None for you!"
**** Three bites later***
"Oh, too rich.  Take it away!  Please, please, take it away!"
2019-04-16 10:03:09 AM  
Since when did they change the definition of weird to awesome?
2019-04-16 10:39:48 AM  
If the vending machine is outside of Austin, Texas, then why is subby telling the city that it's not part of to stay weird?
2019-04-16 10:42:07 AM  
I thought we were at that point in modern society where we weren't surprised about vending machines anymore, but I guess i was wrong.
2019-04-16 11:02:47 AM  

RottenEggs: I see them all over the place .

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"Just Like Homemade"?  Call me skeptical.

/pee-can not peh-kahn
2019-04-16 11:28:41 AM  
I would like to try pecan pie before I die
2019-04-16 12:15:34 PM  
whoaaaaaaaaaaa GET OUT
PIE?? Stop the presses, I mean...this is UNBELIEVABLE.
How...who..I mean....what a world we live in!!
I mean, I woke up this morning never thinking there would be PIE IN A VENDING MACHINE.
We live in a world where the FUTURE IS NOW.  Folks, cherish these days....these are the days that show how our generation can achieve ANYTHING. ANYTHING!
2019-04-16 12:19:45 PM  
That's not weird. Weird would be the random dildo dispenser.
2019-04-16 12:38:42 PM  
Puhlease. Outside of my Bass Pro shop is a farking live bait vending machine. Worms, grubs, meal worms, and crickets.
2019-04-16 02:37:18 PM  
I see jerky in vending machines all the time
2019-04-16 03:05:53 PM  

Subtonic: RottenEggs: I see them all over the place .

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"Just Like Homemade"?  Call me skeptical.

/pee-can not peh-kahn


2019-04-16 04:35:24 PM  
I would kill for a beef jerky vending machine where I work. It's all shiatty energy drinks and nasty looking wrapped sandwiches.
2019-04-16 05:33:56 PM  

wildcardjack: That's not weird. Weird would be the random dildo dispenser.

Random Dildo Dispenser would be a good band name.
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