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(Some Guy)   There is a vending machine outside of Austin Texas that sells whole pecan pies, beef jerky and chocolate pecans. Stay weird, Austin   (southernthing.com) divider line
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432 clicks; posted to Food » on 16 Apr 2019 at 6:33 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
That ain't weird, its practical.
 
4 days ago  
That article needs a video demonstrating how that machine dispenses a pie without dropping it on its edge.
 
4 days ago  
That's the most goddamn Austin thing, right there.

Our sister city may be a mass of stainless steel, but they do "funky" well.
 
4 days ago  
Wait.  Are they pee-cans or peh-khans?  This is important!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Whole pecan pies?
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4 days ago  
I see them all over the place .

/DNRTFA
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4 days ago  
Stay weird, Austin Texas, wherever you are!
 
4 days ago  
Me eating pecan pie:

"Give me that.  I'm gonna eat this whole damn pie.  None for you!"
**** Three bites later***
"Oh, too rich.  Take it away!  Please, please, take it away!"
 
4 days ago  
Since when did they change the definition of weird to awesome?
 
TWX
4 days ago  
If the vending machine is outside of Austin, Texas, then why is subby telling the city that it's not part of to stay weird?
 
4 days ago  
I thought we were at that point in modern society where we weren't surprised about vending machines anymore, but I guess i was wrong.
 
4 days ago  

RottenEggs: I see them all over the place .

/DNRTFA
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"Just Like Homemade"?  Call me skeptical.

/pee-can not peh-kahn
 
4 days ago  
I would like to try pecan pie before I die
 
4 days ago  
whoaaaaaaaaaaa GET OUT
PIE?? Stop the presses, I mean...this is UNBELIEVABLE.
How...who..I mean....what a world we live in!!
I mean, I woke up this morning never thinking there would be PIE IN A VENDING MACHINE.
We live in a world where the FUTURE IS NOW.  Folks, cherish these days....these are the days that show how our generation can achieve ANYTHING. ANYTHING!
 
4 days ago  
That's not weird. Weird would be the random dildo dispenser.
 
3 days ago  
Puhlease. Outside of my Bass Pro shop is a farking live bait vending machine. Worms, grubs, meal worms, and crickets.
 
3 days ago  
I see jerky in vending machines all the time
 
3 days ago  

Subtonic: RottenEggs: I see them all over the place .

/DNRTFA
[davidsvending.ca image 500x375]

"Just Like Homemade"?  Call me skeptical.

/pee-can not peh-kahn


No.

Die-uh-beet-us
 
3 days ago  
I would kill for a beef jerky vending machine where I work. It's all shiatty energy drinks and nasty looking wrapped sandwiches.
 
3 days ago  

wildcardjack: That's not weird. Weird would be the random dildo dispenser.


Random Dildo Dispenser would be a good band name.
 
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