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(Greenwood Index-Journal)   Half-naked woman to police: "I'm taking a shiat"   (indexjournal.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Mooning, Indecent exposure, Greenwood woman, Toyeshia Shimura Styles, Greenwood police, New Market St., Leo White, Jess Robbins  
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3466 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2019 at 3:30 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 09:27:12 PM  
"Where are you taking it?"
 
2019-04-15 11:09:59 PM  
I guess that answers the question:  Which half?
 
2019-04-16 01:02:42 AM  
Unlike some local news, they show which state they're in right at the top of the page.

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2019-04-16 01:20:08 AM  
She's rocking that 70s porn-stash though, so she's got that going for her.
 
2019-04-16 03:36:49 AM  

gopher321: "Where are you taking it?"


"All the way to the Oval Office"
 
2019-04-16 03:38:18 AM  
The dynamite monkey frowns on her shenanigans.
 
2019-04-16 03:41:49 AM  
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2019-04-16 03:49:23 AM  
She could have been half clothed.
 
2019-04-16 03:51:03 AM  
"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

- Someone somewhere sometime ago
 
2019-04-16 03:52:01 AM  
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2019-04-16 03:54:16 AM  

thepeterd: [img.fark.net image 620x368]


Runs like the wind
 
2019-04-16 03:58:30 AM  
Next time, try someplace a little less conspicuous. /just saying
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2019-04-16 04:13:18 AM  
No shait, lady ... seriously ... please.
 
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2019-04-16 04:23:18 AM  
What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?
 
2019-04-16 04:32:13 AM  
Is she wearing a barber shop cape in that picture or did the cops just toss a blanket on her?
 
2019-04-16 04:32:19 AM  
Fark is not your personal... aw, screw it.  Go on, whatever floats your boat.
 
2019-04-16 04:53:15 AM  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


Take a look at that picture. NO, do NOT look away.
What makes you think she lives in a fixed location?

/yes, I'm judging
//everyone does
///I'm not ruling out mental disorders for the record
 
2019-04-16 05:19:00 AM  
THE OFFICIAL Sittin On Tha Toilet
Youtube Bje_8Y7KUfM
 
2019-04-16 05:27:49 AM  

frostus: Is she wearing a barber shop cape in that picture or did the cops just toss a blanket on her?


Either she was the last member of some kind of ninja-cult and the police just happened to catch her, or the mug shot people are making everyone wear that for some weirdass reason.

Or they caught and booked an entire cult of blackratu's
 
2019-04-16 05:50:30 AM  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


Immaculate, which is why she shiats outside in the bushes.
 
2019-04-16 06:02:31 AM  
I don't care if she's shiattin', that's hawt! A half-naked woman! I hope the article has a pic...
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OH MY HOLY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!
 
2019-04-16 06:10:50 AM  
ok poop is coming out now
 
2019-04-16 06:14:20 AM  
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2019-04-16 06:15:17 AM  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


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you know those awful reports of neglected pets living in their own excrement? like that, only human.
 
2019-04-16 06:49:19 AM  
When asked why she wasn't doing that inside:

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2019-04-16 06:49:49 AM  

MattyBlast: I don't care if she's shiattin', that's hawt! A half-naked woman! I hope the article has a pic...
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OH MY HOLY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!


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/Would not want to live underneath Bespin
 
2019-04-16 06:57:40 AM  
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2019-04-16 07:04:45 AM  
"She's a lady....whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady...."
 
2019-04-16 07:09:10 AM  
From the photograph and the description of the incident, we can form the conclusion that she is likely a delightful young wisp of a woman. Normally shy and unassuming, she regularly flits about the apartment complex handing out marigolds and singing soft ballads for the neighbors.

Why is The Man alway harassing the good people?
 
2019-04-16 07:11:50 AM  
"I'm taking a (expletive) and wiping my (expletive) demon,"   So that's what the new generation is calling it??
 
2019-04-16 07:29:30 AM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I guess that answers the question:  Which half?


Unclothed on the other half is usually referred to as "topless".
 
2019-04-16 08:03:11 AM  
Well, she tells it like it is.
 
2019-04-16 08:10:30 AM  
As I'm reading the part where she says "I'm taking a shiat!" my imagination automatically assumed it sounded like Clint Eastwood or James Earl Jones. (Would be funnier in Walken's voice...) :)
 
2019-04-16 08:26:58 AM  
Wait, I'm confused.

The top half can't shiat and bottom half can't tell you about it. So which half of a naked woman are we talking about?
 
2019-04-16 08:36:28 AM  

Iamos: She's rocking that 70s porn-stash though, so she's got that going for her.


She looks just like Al Sharpton used to
 
2019-04-16 08:43:22 AM  
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Jump back, I'm taking a shiat!
 
2019-04-16 09:03:27 AM  
"(expletive) demon"? Can someone help me out here?
 
2019-04-16 10:43:19 AM  
Blow up bathroom? News anchor can't stop laughing!
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2019-04-16 10:44:32 AM  
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2019-04-16 10:46:16 AM  

Lytbeir: [YouTube video: THE OFFICIAL Sittin On Tha Toilet]


I lost it at "got flush."
 
2019-04-16 10:48:27 AM  

WithinReason: "I'm taking a (expletive) and wiping my (expletive) demon,"   So that's what the new generation is calling it??


Not such a far jump from Satan's starfish.
 
2019-04-16 02:48:37 PM  
 
2019-04-17 01:20:15 AM  
Gots the love da poop stories Drew!!!
 
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