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(Greenwood Index-Journal)   Half-naked woman to police: "I'm taking a shiat"   (indexjournal.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Mooning, Indecent exposure, Greenwood woman, Toyeshia Shimura Styles, Greenwood police, New Market St., Leo White, Jess Robbins  
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3376 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2019 at 3:30 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
"Where are you taking it?"
 
6 days ago  
I guess that answers the question:  Which half?
 
6 days ago  
Unlike some local news, they show which state they're in right at the top of the page.

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6 days ago  
She's rocking that 70s porn-stash though, so she's got that going for her.
 
6 days ago  

gopher321: "Where are you taking it?"


"All the way to the Oval Office"
 
6 days ago  
The dynamite monkey frowns on her shenanigans.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
She could have been half clothed.
 
6 days ago  
"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

- Someone somewhere sometime ago
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

thepeterd: [img.fark.net image 620x368]


Runs like the wind
 
6 days ago  
Next time, try someplace a little less conspicuous. /just saying
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6 days ago  
No shait, lady ... seriously ... please.
 
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6 days ago  
What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?
 
6 days ago  
Is she wearing a barber shop cape in that picture or did the cops just toss a blanket on her?
 
6 days ago  
Fark is not your personal... aw, screw it.  Go on, whatever floats your boat.
 
6 days ago  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


Take a look at that picture. NO, do NOT look away.
What makes you think she lives in a fixed location?

/yes, I'm judging
//everyone does
///I'm not ruling out mental disorders for the record
 
6 days ago  
THE OFFICIAL Sittin On Tha Toilet
Youtube Bje_8Y7KUfM
 
6 days ago  

frostus: Is she wearing a barber shop cape in that picture or did the cops just toss a blanket on her?


Either she was the last member of some kind of ninja-cult and the police just happened to catch her, or the mug shot people are making everyone wear that for some weirdass reason.

Or they caught and booked an entire cult of blackratu's
 
6 days ago  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


Immaculate, which is why she shiats outside in the bushes.
 
6 days ago  
I don't care if she's shiattin', that's hawt! A half-naked woman! I hope the article has a pic...
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OH MY HOLY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!
 
6 days ago  
ok poop is coming out now
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

433: What do you think the inside of her apartment looks like?


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you know those awful reports of neglected pets living in their own excrement? like that, only human.
 
6 days ago  
When asked why she wasn't doing that inside:

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6 days ago  

MattyBlast: I don't care if she's shiattin', that's hawt! A half-naked woman! I hope the article has a pic...
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OH MY HOLY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!


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/Would not want to live underneath Bespin
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
"She's a lady....whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady...."
 
6 days ago  
From the photograph and the description of the incident, we can form the conclusion that she is likely a delightful young wisp of a woman. Normally shy and unassuming, she regularly flits about the apartment complex handing out marigolds and singing soft ballads for the neighbors.

Why is The Man alway harassing the good people?
 
6 days ago  
"I'm taking a (expletive) and wiping my (expletive) demon,"   So that's what the new generation is calling it??
 
6 days ago  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I guess that answers the question:  Which half?


Unclothed on the other half is usually referred to as "topless".
 
6 days ago  
Well, she tells it like it is.
 
6 days ago  
As I'm reading the part where she says "I'm taking a shiat!" my imagination automatically assumed it sounded like Clint Eastwood or James Earl Jones. (Would be funnier in Walken's voice...) :)
 
6 days ago  
Wait, I'm confused.

The top half can't shiat and bottom half can't tell you about it. So which half of a naked woman are we talking about?
 
6 days ago  

Iamos: She's rocking that 70s porn-stash though, so she's got that going for her.


She looks just like Al Sharpton used to
 
6 days ago  
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Jump back, I'm taking a shiat!
 
6 days ago  
"(expletive) demon"? Can someone help me out here?
 
6 days ago  
Blow up bathroom? News anchor can't stop laughing!
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Lytbeir: [YouTube video: THE OFFICIAL Sittin On Tha Toilet]


I lost it at "got flush."
 
6 days ago  

WithinReason: "I'm taking a (expletive) and wiping my (expletive) demon,"   So that's what the new generation is calling it??


Not such a far jump from Satan's starfish.
 
6 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
Gots the love da poop stories Drew!!!
 
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