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(Right Wing Watch)   Corndog enthusiast Michele Bachmann forgot the "un"s   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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3139 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Apr 2019 at 4:52 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 09:05:42 PM  
F*cked in the head has a new definition
 
2019-04-15 09:49:03 PM  
Go back to Iowa!
 
2019-04-15 10:18:35 PM  
Wow.
 
2019-04-15 10:28:44 PM  
I do not wanna know.
 
2019-04-15 10:38:45 PM  
How do people like this get out of bed in the morning?
 
2019-04-15 10:44:56 PM  
"This is how I pray," (Michelle Bachmann) said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness.

OK, let's expose those hidden deeds then, shall we?

Two years. Nine suicides. Why critics blame the congresswoman's anti-gay allies for contributing to a mental health crisis.

She and her band of fellow "Christians" held rallies and protests trying to deny LGBT students in her district their rights.  They got any acknowledgement of homosexuality banned from the school.  They pushed to get conversion therapy into schools.

After the first suicides, Bachmann and her minions protested the school's new anti-bullying policies, claiming they promoted homosexuality.

Michelle Bachmann can choke on a corndog and burn in Hell for the evil she has done in this world.
 
2019-04-16 02:35:01 AM  
If you have just a hundred people who are in line with the goals to advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad

Well, in her time away from government she hasn't gotten *less* crazy. That's apparent.
 
2019-04-16 03:34:30 AM  
"What do you mean, 'biblical'?"
"What she means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff."
"Exactly."
"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling."
"Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes..."
"The dead rising from the grave."
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria."
 
2019-04-16 04:55:58 AM  
What a coont.

And no, I did not read the article. This is Fark after all.
 
2019-04-16 04:56:19 AM  
Anyone who says Donnie is Godlike and Biblical must have a VERY low opinion of God.
 
2019-04-16 04:59:56 AM  
I think her husband's a bigger fan of the corndog, subby.

/NTTAWWT
 
2019-04-16 05:04:49 AM  
"In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.
 
2019-04-16 05:05:08 AM  
So she's saying we're going to abolish the presidency?
 
2019-04-16 05:08:22 AM  

SurfaceTension: How do people like this get out of bed in the morning?


Autopilot.
 
2019-04-16 05:10:12 AM  
So to them "deep state" means anyone that can hold down a job for a few years.

Man fark these people and their lame ass conspiracy theories.

Deep state indeed, go back to biatching about chemtrails on coast to coast am.
 
2019-04-16 05:14:40 AM  
Jesus loved whores, but it's not godlike to actually bang them just after your third wife gives birth
 
2019-04-16 05:17:53 AM  
Deep State is a cop that's not on the take..
 
2019-04-16 05:18:03 AM  
OK it's been awhile since I read the bible cover to cover:


"This is how I pray," she said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness."

WTF is this about? I don't remember anything like this? Is it some old testament thing? It doesn't sound like what I remember in the bible but more old testament knowledge is not great (and right wing Christians seem to think the new testament doesn't exist)
 
2019-04-16 05:21:15 AM  
"In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,"

Well, technically, the antiChrist is 'biblical'.
 
2019-04-16 05:21:55 AM  

Corvus: OK it's been awhile since I read the bible cover to cover:


"This is how I pray," she said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness."

WTF is this about? I don't remember anything like this? Is it some old testament thing? It doesn't sound like what I remember in the bible but more old testament knowledge is not great (and right wing Christians seem to think the new testament doesn't exist)


When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, for. they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and in the. corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men.
Matthew 6:5

They are all hypocrites and assholes in the eyes of the god their book actually talks about.
 
2019-04-16 05:27:28 AM  
"This is how I pray," she said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness. Living just isn't hard enough.  Burn me alive inside.  Living my life's not hard enough.  Take everything away."

FTFMB
 
2019-04-16 05:31:33 AM  
Dafuq Michelle?
 
2019-04-16 05:32:04 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Dafuq Michelle?


Satan is more Godly than that orange f#ckwad.
 
2019-04-16 05:33:30 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Dafuq Michelle?


So remember that she went to Israel and was politely told to leave after it was found she was trying to convert Jews for their fundie Christian end times.

She is nuttier than squirrel poop.
 
2019-04-16 05:36:53 AM  
Mental illness.
 
2019-04-16 05:54:50 AM  
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2019-04-16 05:56:02 AM  
"Boy, she sure is someone that belongs in Congress!", said far too many morons.
 
2019-04-16 05:56:46 AM  

thiefofdreams: She is nuttier than squirrel poop.


Somewhere, there's a cave floor that's missing its batshiat.
 
2019-04-16 06:02:44 AM  

Alphax: thiefofdreams: She is nuttier than squirrel poop.

Somewhere, there's a cave floor that's missing its batshiat.


Someone, somewhere took said squirrle poop and bat guano, mixed them together using the garbage juices of a thousand leaky asylum dumpsters as a bonding agent and baked/smoked the resulting sculpture in the heat of a boatlad of burning anti-vaxxer "literature".
Michelle is the result of that unholy union of insanity.
 
2019-04-16 06:12:08 AM  
What hell is religious right's pastor to the U.N.?
 
2019-04-16 06:12:30 AM  

Corvus: OK it's been awhile since I read the bible cover to cover:


"This is how I pray," she said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness."

WTF is this about? I don't remember anything like this? Is it some old testament thing? It doesn't sound like what I remember in the bible but more old testament knowledge is not great (and right wing Christians seem to think the new testament doesn't exist)


Jesus has a few words about claiming how pious you were in public versus actually doing good deeds.
 
2019-04-16 06:13:30 AM  

Man with the Red Eyes: What hell is religious right's pastor to the U.N.?


Sounds like someone they don't let in the door.
 
2019-04-16 06:23:43 AM  

Mad Scientist: "In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.


I never thought I'd agree with Michelle Bachman.

The god of the bible is cruel, vindictive, petty, requires constant stroking of his bottomless ego, has a legendary capacity for holding grudges, makes impossible or contradictory demands of people and then punishes them when they cannot possibly comply, knocks up women without their consent, and completely ignores the wellbeing of his kid.

Donald Trump truly is the godliest president yet.
 
2019-04-16 06:31:24 AM  

aagrajag: Mad Scientist: "In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.

I never thought I'd agree with Michelle Bachman.

The god of the bible is cruel, vindictive, petty, requires constant stroking of his bottomless ego, has a legendary capacity for holding grudges, makes impossible or contradictory demands of people and then punishes them when they cannot possibly comply, knocks up women without their consent, and completely ignores the wellbeing of his kid.

Donald Trump truly is the godliest president yet.


Obligatory:
Jim Jefferies God goes to a party
Youtube IDlg3b5pooo
 
2019-04-16 06:32:16 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: aagrajag: Mad Scientist: "In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.

I never thought I'd agree with Michelle Bachman.

The god of the bible is cruel, vindictive, petty, requires constant stroking of his bottomless ego, has a legendary capacity for holding grudges, makes impossible or contradictory demands of people and then punishes them when they cannot possibly comply, knocks up women without their consent, and completely ignores the wellbeing of his kid.

Donald Trump truly is the godliest president yet.

Obligatory:
[YouTube video: Jim Jefferies God goes to a party]


Jim Jefferies: Never Safe For Work~
 
2019-04-16 06:35:36 AM  
Can we get Michele and Betsy together for a "Women For  Mammon" all star heresy tour?

/only 10 grand for a plate of well done hate-bergers!
 
2019-04-16 06:37:54 AM  
"In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump," Bachmann said later in the program. "He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can."

yes, they really do believe this.  YES IT IS A VALID OBSERVATION!  I know this is going to make the NON trumper christians uncomfortable, but Donald Trump *is* a damn good example of what christianity has become.  by any standard used by the leaders of any mainstream branch of christanity, Donald Trump is representative of what those organizations have come to represent.  Trump is arrogant, vain, completely assured of his inherent superiority.  he is almost casually cruel, indifferent to the suffering he inflicts on others.  He lies constantly.  Trump is beyond greedy, lustful without restraint and he's a blatant hypocrite.  all of which are behaviors seen often from senior christian clergy, regardless of denomination.  Trump is very much a christian in all the ways that matter.
 
2019-04-16 06:42:25 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: aagrajag: Mad Scientist: "In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.

I never thought I'd agree with Michelle Bachman.

The god of the bible is cruel, vindictive, petty, requires constant stroking of his bottomless ego, has a legendary capacity for holding grudges, makes impossible or contradictory demands of people and then punishes them when they cannot possibly comply, knocks up women without their consent, and completely ignores the wellbeing of his kid.

Donald Trump truly is the godliest president yet.

Obligatory:
[YouTube video: Jim Jefferies God goes to a party]


Good stuff, mate. Thanks for the link.
 
2019-04-16 06:45:40 AM  
I keep waiting for her to jump out of the bushes and yell, "Gotcha!"

Then I realize she's 110% serious.
 
2019-04-16 06:47:35 AM  

bambi121899: I keep waiting for her to jump out of the bushes and yell, "Gotcha!"

Then I realize she's 110% serious.


She isn't going to jump out of the bushes; she's hiding there because of the scary homo-gays!

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2019-04-16 06:50:25 AM  
As much as it pains me to say it, technically she's correct, President Cadet Bone Spurs is a godly Old Testament president and besides...

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2019-04-16 06:50:43 AM  

AsparagusFTW: What a coont.

And no, I did not read the article. This is Fark after all.


I read the fa, I concur with your assessment.
 
2019-04-16 07:08:13 AM  

Corvus: OK it's been awhile since I read the bible cover to cover:


"This is how I pray," she said. "I pray according to the scripture which says we need to pray to expose, ask the Lord to expose the hidden deeds of darkness."

WTF is this about? I don't remember anything like this? Is it some old testament thing? It doesn't sound like what I remember in the bible but more old testament knowledge is not great (and right wing Christians seem to think the new testament doesn't exist)


Oh they read the New Testament, they just focus more on the Pauline epistles, where he calls for all the women subjugating to men and no-homo behaviors and that it's a war to become Christians. The actual teachings of Jesus in the gospels rarely get visited, except when misquoted or misinterpreted to fit their narrative.

It's easier for them to go back to angry, wrathful, gay sex and shrimp hating Yahweh for their arguments, all the while simmering in a pot of anti-Semitism.

It's like prosperity Christians; those preachers maybe take a dozen actual bible verses and put them into rotation because the Lord needs MONEY (I'll defer to Carlin for the details).
 
2019-04-16 07:09:50 AM  

th0th: The actual teachings of Jesus in the gospels rarely get visited, except when misquoted or misinterpreted to fit their narrative.


and then the evangelicals get FURIOUS when you point out the mistakes they're making with regards to their own scripture.
 
2019-04-16 07:11:04 AM  
Keep talking Michelle, the more you expose organized religion's hypocrisy, the sooner it will die.
 
2019-04-16 07:13:39 AM  
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I really didn't want to be the person who had to do it but since no one was bold enough.... you're welcoe
 
2019-04-16 07:15:46 AM  
She's as relevant now as a stale fart
 
2019-04-16 07:19:23 AM  

SurfaceTension: How do people like this get out of bed in the morning?


Sexually unsatisfied.
 
2019-04-16 07:21:20 AM  

Mad Scientist: "In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Drumpf," Bachmann said later in the program.

That's some weapons-grade delusion, right there.


I dunno, he's Sodom and Gomorrah...
 
2019-04-16 07:26:55 AM  
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