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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Maybe we should start a Go Fund Me, to help those poor bastards.
 
4 days ago  
I look forward to his lectures on how to serve both God and mammon
 
4 days ago  
Good to know they require no qualifications to join the faculty at ND.  If I were a tuition paying student at that shiathole, I'd be pissed.
 
4 days ago  
I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.
 
4 days ago  
Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?
 
4 days ago  

Scythed: I look forward to his lectures on how to serve both God and mammon


At least it isn't Trump, he would talk about serving God and mammal.
 
4 days ago  
Someone should make sure his parents did not pay to get him more time on the application and interviews.
 
4 days ago  
I guess maybe they're hoping he'll steal the debris and make cleaning costs a bit cheaper?
 
4 days ago  
Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?
 
4 days ago  
Does he even have a degree?
 
4 days ago  
Okay at least it isn't throwing paper towel rolls at what's left
 
4 days ago  

Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?


Not that having an elected office isn't a job.. but he didn't accomplish anything of note with his office.
 
4 days ago  

blackminded: Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?


Well it is a religious school...
 
4 days ago  
This hire is unspiring.
 
4 days ago  
Nice burn, subby.

Oops, eh, phrasing.
 
4 days ago  
I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now
 
4 days ago  
Meanwhile, that little white Mayor guy who is the white privilege candidate (or something...) just gave his comments regarding the Notre Dame fire.

In French.
 
4 days ago  

Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?


Because we live in a world of bullshiat.
 
4 days ago  
If they use a water bombing plane on him, will he collapse and go away?
 
4 days ago  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?

Because we live in a world of bullshiat.


I would really like to disagree with you but...um....I'll have to get back to you on this one.
 
4 days ago  

Weaver95: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?

Because we live in a world of bullshiat.

I would really like to disagree with you but...um....I'll have to get back to you on this one.


It's a Mad World..
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Video was released today, but I'm sure they had no idea it would coincide with the burning of Notre Dame..
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?
 
4 days ago  

blackminded: Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?


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4 days ago  

erik-k: And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?


Because that's the deal.  these people get elected, shiat all over everything that their elite masters want them to shiat on, and then once they're finally out of office then they get a cushy job somewhere out of sight that gives them a nice paycheck and no real responsibilities.
 
4 days ago  

erik-k: And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?


So someone like me could make a gag about The Dumb Hack of Notre Dame.
 
4 days ago  
They don't tell you he's been hired as a workout coach.
 
4 days ago  

Bazzlex001: Good to know they require no qualifications to join the faculty at ND.  If I were a tuition paying student at that shiathole, I'd be pissed.


What do you mean no qualifications?

Ryan attended the Washington Semester program at American University.[28] He worked summers as a salesman for Oscar Mayer and once got to drive the Wienermobile.

Mike Pence was so jealous until he found out it wasn't a euphemism.
 
4 days ago  

wademh: I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.


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4 days ago  
What in the ever loving fark is this miserable, stupid assclown a professor of?
 
4 days ago  
I'm sure he'll lecture well on the benefits of doing Crossfit...And how to approach others and
explain it's benefits... (3 Credit Hours)...
 
4 days ago  
So how many bongo drum infused sit-ins will Pauly Numbnutz have to endure before becoming just another tolerated campus nazi?

/Luminaries gonna luminary
 
4 days ago  
What? Did Liberty "University" turn him down?
 
4 days ago  
Looks like they have to get rid of their scholarship program.
Those freeloaders can get jobs.
 
4 days ago  
Can you say "sinecure?"
 
4 days ago  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now


Go on..........
 
4 days ago  
Wow, I never knew Notre Dame was such a shiathole university.
 
4 days ago  
So he's an elitist college professor.  I knew he was a secret democrat RINO cuck.
 
4 days ago  

Billy Bathsalt: Wow, I never knew Notre Dame was such a shiathole university.


They have a sportsball team!
/dunno what else
//professor
 
4 days ago  
How to Wash Clean Dishes and Other Shiat No One Asked You to do 101
 
4 days ago  
Based on his performance as Speaker, he's gonna just sit in front of the class and mutely stare off into space.  Could be an easy credit.
 
4 days ago  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now


Srry, sp, sp srry. I uderstan yr pain. Hrd t typ wit puke on kybrd.
 
4 days ago  
*slow clap* very nice submitter
 
4 days ago  

wademh: I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.


Yeah... "cruelty, ignorance, avarice, coveting..." none of that particularly fits wtih Jesuit ideals.

/or it didn't when I went to SLU.
 
4 days ago  
My brother in law is a professor there. He's going to be PISSED.

/off to text him this link for the lulz
 
4 days ago  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: What? Did Liberty "University" turn him down?


Grand Canyon University was too much of a party school for him.
 
4 days ago  
I guess this means his kids get a free ride.
 
4 days ago  
Hmmm...

That's a pretty low paying gig compared to the lobbying and think tank trough. I wonder if his stock isn't good enough to cash in.
 
4 days ago  

propasaurus: Does he even have a degree?


Sadly, yes. He graduated from my alma mater. Fun fact, he had a column in the student newspaper where he would lay out his thoughts on policy (why isn't Ayn Rand required reading?), PC culture (Ayn Rand had some important thoughts on the topic), and the Western Campus (why are we funding these hippies!?!). They were so lacking in specifics, and generated enough responses, that the paper continued to republish them after he graduated.
 
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