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2019-04-15 08:46:17 PM  
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2019-04-16 02:06:14 AM  
Maybe we should start a Go Fund Me, to help those poor bastards.
 
2019-04-16 02:06:43 AM  
I look forward to his lectures on how to serve both God and mammon
 
2019-04-16 02:08:17 AM  
Good to know they require no qualifications to join the faculty at ND.  If I were a tuition paying student at that shiathole, I'd be pissed.
 
2019-04-16 02:09:54 AM  
I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.
 
2019-04-16 02:10:44 AM  
Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?
 
2019-04-16 02:11:38 AM  

Scythed: I look forward to his lectures on how to serve both God and mammon


At least it isn't Trump, he would talk about serving God and mammal.
 
2019-04-16 02:13:51 AM  
Someone should make sure his parents did not pay to get him more time on the application and interviews.
 
2019-04-16 02:17:21 AM  
I guess maybe they're hoping he'll steal the debris and make cleaning costs a bit cheaper?
 
2019-04-16 02:18:16 AM  
Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?
 
2019-04-16 02:19:37 AM  
Does he even have a degree?
 
2019-04-16 02:19:53 AM  
Okay at least it isn't throwing paper towel rolls at what's left
 
2019-04-16 02:21:00 AM  

Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?


Not that having an elected office isn't a job.. but he didn't accomplish anything of note with his office.
 
2019-04-16 02:24:27 AM  

blackminded: Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?


Well it is a religious school...
 
2019-04-16 02:27:20 AM  
This hire is unspiring.
 
2019-04-16 02:33:43 AM  
Nice burn, subby.

Oops, eh, phrasing.
 
2019-04-16 02:35:17 AM  
I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now
 
2019-04-16 02:35:28 AM  
Meanwhile, that little white Mayor guy who is the white privilege candidate (or something...) just gave his comments regarding the Notre Dame fire.

In French.
 
2019-04-16 02:40:32 AM  

Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?


Because we live in a world of bullshiat.
 
2019-04-16 02:43:29 AM  
If they use a water bombing plane on him, will he collapse and go away?
 
2019-04-16 02:43:29 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?

Because we live in a world of bullshiat.


I would really like to disagree with you but...um....I'll have to get back to you on this one.
 
2019-04-16 02:48:59 AM  

Weaver95: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Alphax: Wait.. he's never had a real job in his life.  Why him?

Because we live in a world of bullshiat.

I would really like to disagree with you but...um....I'll have to get back to you on this one.


It's a Mad World..
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Video was released today, but I'm sure they had no idea it would coincide with the burning of Notre Dame..
 
2019-04-16 02:49:54 AM  
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2019-04-16 02:53:51 AM  
And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?
 
2019-04-16 02:55:00 AM  

blackminded: Teaching what, Grifting 304 - How to Stick it to the Poors?


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2019-04-16 02:56:30 AM  

erik-k: And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?


Because that's the deal.  these people get elected, shiat all over everything that their elite masters want them to shiat on, and then once they're finally out of office then they get a cushy job somewhere out of sight that gives them a nice paycheck and no real responsibilities.
 
2019-04-16 02:57:17 AM  

erik-k: And they hired this legendary failure of a House leader...

...

... Why?


So someone like me could make a gag about The Dumb Hack of Notre Dame.
 
2019-04-16 03:07:55 AM  
They don't tell you he's been hired as a workout coach.
 
2019-04-16 03:08:39 AM  

Bazzlex001: Good to know they require no qualifications to join the faculty at ND.  If I were a tuition paying student at that shiathole, I'd be pissed.


What do you mean no qualifications?

Ryan attended the Washington Semester program at American University.[28] He worked summers as a salesman for Oscar Mayer and once got to drive the Wienermobile.

Mike Pence was so jealous until he found out it wasn't a euphemism.
 
2019-04-16 03:28:58 AM  

wademh: I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.


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2019-04-16 03:30:03 AM  
What in the ever loving fark is this miserable, stupid assclown a professor of?
 
2019-04-16 03:30:05 AM  
I'm sure he'll lecture well on the benefits of doing Crossfit...And how to approach others and
explain it's benefits... (3 Credit Hours)...
 
2019-04-16 03:42:01 AM  
So how many bongo drum infused sit-ins will Pauly Numbnutz have to endure before becoming just another tolerated campus nazi?

/Luminaries gonna luminary
 
2019-04-16 03:44:24 AM  
What? Did Liberty "University" turn him down?
 
2019-04-16 04:34:30 AM  
Looks like they have to get rid of their scholarship program.
Those freeloaders can get jobs.
 
2019-04-16 04:38:18 AM  
Can you say "sinecure?"
 
2019-04-16 05:41:17 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now


Go on..........
 
2019-04-16 06:06:04 AM  
Wow, I never knew Notre Dame was such a shiathole university.
 
2019-04-16 06:12:38 AM  
So he's an elitist college professor.  I knew he was a secret democrat RINO cuck.
 
2019-04-16 06:27:52 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Wow, I never knew Notre Dame was such a shiathole university.


They have a sportsball team!
/dunno what else
//professor
 
2019-04-16 06:30:15 AM  
How to Wash Clean Dishes and Other Shiat No One Asked You to do 101
 
2019-04-16 07:16:19 AM  
Based on his performance as Speaker, he's gonna just sit in front of the class and mutely stare off into space.  Could be an easy credit.
 
2019-04-16 07:20:28 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: I had an absolutely horrible, terrifying nightmare last night that I was back in college at UW-Whitewater and was having black-out drunk intimate relations at a party with some pasty-ass douche who looked just like Paul Ryan. My subconscious is now broken from all that dream-state "thinking of England".

/there's a reason why I only drink alone now


Srry, sp, sp srry. I uderstan yr pain. Hrd t typ wit puke on kybrd.
 
2019-04-16 07:35:53 AM  
*slow clap* very nice submitter
 
2019-04-16 08:52:55 AM  

wademh: I'd love to see him try to defend Randian Objectivism to a properly trained Jesuit. I'm cruel that way.


Yeah... "cruelty, ignorance, avarice, coveting..." none of that particularly fits wtih Jesuit ideals.

/or it didn't when I went to SLU.
 
2019-04-16 09:14:34 AM  
My brother in law is a professor there. He's going to be PISSED.

/off to text him this link for the lulz
 
2019-04-16 09:15:57 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: What? Did Liberty "University" turn him down?


Grand Canyon University was too much of a party school for him.
 
2019-04-16 09:29:39 AM  
I guess this means his kids get a free ride.
 
2019-04-16 09:46:35 AM  
Hmmm...

That's a pretty low paying gig compared to the lobbying and think tank trough. I wonder if his stock isn't good enough to cash in.
 
2019-04-16 09:49:40 AM  

propasaurus: Does he even have a degree?


Sadly, yes. He graduated from my alma mater. Fun fact, he had a column in the student newspaper where he would lay out his thoughts on policy (why isn't Ayn Rand required reading?), PC culture (Ayn Rand had some important thoughts on the topic), and the Western Campus (why are we funding these hippies!?!). They were so lacking in specifics, and generated enough responses, that the paper continued to republish them after he graduated.
 
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