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(Metro)   Actual headline: One-legged drug dealer on the run after trying to import 8,000,000 pounds of speed   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Facepalm, United Kingdom, Republic of Ireland, Crime, National Crime Agency, Belfast, Ireland, Trial, Richard Wakeling  
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1978 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2019 at 5:04 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
He's lugging 4000 tons on one leg, should be easy to catch.
 
4 days ago  
He should have hopped on a plane at the first sign of trouble.
 
4 days ago  
Pounds? What a weird way to measure DVDs.

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4 days ago  
8,000,000 lbs? He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
 
4 days ago  
"If it's not on my keyboard, it doesn't exist..." 🙄

Here's one for free. You can copy it into a sticky note for future use: £
 
4 days ago  
What is that in euros?
 
4 days ago  
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he ran?
 
4 days ago  
Speedrunning?
 
4 days ago  
Whats the name of his other leg?
 
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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I felt I could hop all day
 
4 days ago  
Kung Pow - "That's a lot of nuts!" (Full Scene)
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4 days ago  

groppet: Whats the name of his other leg?


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4 days ago  
Funny, it sounds like he succeeded....
 
4 days ago  
"You are hereby sentenced to 11 years!"
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4 days ago  
People that deal in thousands of kilos of methamphetamine freebase don't leave potential informants wandering about.
 
4 days ago  

mrparks: What is that in euros?


9,262,799.27€
 
4 days ago  
Should have taken butt kicking lessons
 
4 days ago  
And ShaNaNa was there
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4 days ago  
liquid amphetamine

A lifetime ago, a friend brought some of that back from Germany, where it was sold over the counter.
All I can say is... boy howdy!
 
3 days ago  
Honestly it was only about 10 kilograms of Meth at street dose prices which is what cops always use with reporters to make it a OMG amount which stands out in head lines.  In the US a 10th of a gram is a fairly standard street buy and costs around $10.  £ = $1.31. £8,000,000 equals  $10442500.98.  That $10442500.98 equals about at that price 10 kilograms.  Now considering that if you are buying by the gram instead of by the .1 you get a pretty big break in price down to about $30 a gram and larger buys are cheaper especially as the supply chain shortens the guy is honestly probably importing 10 to 15 kilos of Meth at probably about £25,000 his price.  He was going to stand to make a large profit but not anywhere close to getting £8,000,000 out of it but more like £100,000.  Which on £25K is a nice profit but the risks involved are pretty huge when you consider he was gone on the run and disappeared from his home car and family.
 
3 days ago  

Maxor: Honestly it was only about 10 kilograms of Meth at street dose prices which is what cops always use with reporters to make it a OMG amount which stands out in head lines.  In the US a 10th of a gram is a fairly standard street buy and costs around $10.  £ = $1.31. £8,000,000 equals  $10442500.98.  That $10442500.98 equals about at that price 10 kilograms.  Now considering that if you are buying by the gram instead of by the .1 you get a pretty big break in price down to about $30 a gram and larger buys are cheaper especially as the supply chain shortens the guy is honestly probably importing 10 to 15 kilos of Meth at probably about £25,000 his price.  He was going to stand to make a large profit but not anywhere close to getting £8,000,000 out of it but more like £100,000.  Which on £25K is a nice profit but the risks involved are pretty huge when you consider he was gone on the run and disappeared from his home car and family.


Meth != liquid amphetamine
 
3 days ago  

Maxor: Honestly it was only about 10 kilograms of Meth at street dose prices which is what cops always use with reporters to make it a OMG amount which stands out in head lines.  In the US a 10th of a gram is a fairly standard street buy and costs around $10.  £ = $1.31. £8,000,000 equals  $10442500.98.  That $10442500.98 equals about at that price 10 kilograms.  Now considering that if you are buying by the gram instead of by the .1 you get a pretty big break in price down to about $30 a gram and larger buys are cheaper especially as the supply chain shortens the guy is honestly probably importing 10 to 15 kilos of Meth at probably about £25,000 his price.  He was going to stand to make a large profit but not anywhere close to getting £8,000,000 out of it but more like £100,000.  Which on £25K is a nice profit but the risks involved are pretty huge when you consider he was gone on the run and disappeared from his home car and family.


But how is 'liquid' amphetamine measured?
 
3 days ago  
Had to wonder what someone would do who genuinely had 8000000 pounds of meth.  Assuming you're already into drug distribution (I ain't buying personal use here, sorry) you'd still have one hell of a problem.  Even organized crime has to deal with price drop during supply gluts.  It'd pretty much be a monkey's paw wish level thing unless you figured on spending decades distributing it.  Strangely, I'm suddenly reminded of diamond cartels...
 
3 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Had to wonder what someone would do who genuinely had 8000000 pounds of meth.  Assuming you're already into drug distribution (I ain't buying personal use here, sorry) you'd still have one hell of a problem.  Even organized crime has to deal with price drop during supply gluts.  It'd pretty much be a monkey's paw wish level thing unless you figured on spending decades distributing it.  Strangely, I'm suddenly reminded of diamond cartels...


Again, meth != liquid amphetamine.
 
3 days ago  
He tried to run from the cops but one leg wooden work...
 
3 days ago  
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