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(Nola.com)   Man stumped after ex-girlfriend beats him with his prosthetic leg   (nola.com) divider line
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2019-04-15 09:08:07 PM  
I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...
 
2019-04-15 09:25:57 PM  
I wonder how many times she said " so help me, I'll beat you to death with that leg!" before she snapped?  She looks like Fred's wife's sister.
 
2019-04-15 10:08:48 PM  
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2019-04-15 11:07:20 PM  
From the comments:

"It's a brave man that breaks up with a woman, to see another woman, and then falls asleep at the "ex's" house."

Pretty sure they spelled stupid wrong.
 
2019-04-16 12:23:45 AM  
That's just lame.
 
2019-04-16 12:33:24 AM  
That's a rough 58.
 
2019-04-16 12:57:30 AM  
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2019-04-16 12:58:22 AM  
Question of the day. If you are using a leg as a weapon, are you considered armed?
 
2019-04-16 01:01:55 AM  

Bermuda59: Question of the day. If you are using a leg as a weapon, are you considered armed?


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2019-04-16 01:02:16 AM  
Dunstable Ramsay and Liesl?
 
2019-04-16 01:05:31 AM  
This is like when Tiger Wood's wife went after him with a golf club.

Speaking of Tiger woods--Niiccee.
 
2019-04-16 01:11:12 AM  
L'eggo my leg-o!

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2019-04-16 01:19:09 AM  
approves
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2019-04-16 01:24:15 AM  
Legs (2008 Remaster)
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2019-04-16 01:29:22 AM  

hubiestubert: I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...


Three-Legged Man
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2019-04-16 01:33:44 AM  

hubiestubert: I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...


Well, if it had been the woman's prosthetic leg, I'd expect her name would be reported as Eileen
 
2019-04-16 01:55:15 AM  
If this goes to court, that man won't have a leg to stand on.
 
2019-04-16 02:09:30 AM  
All the Dave Attell jokes are coming true today.

/ It was good laughing with you all.
// The end is near.
 
2019-04-16 03:31:13 AM  
Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA
 
2019-04-16 03:42:59 AM  
I guess that's better than being shot through a bathroom door...
 
2019-04-16 04:04:49 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2019-04-16 04:17:54 AM  

derpes_simplex: Non Sequitur Man: Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA

Fark is not your personal erotica site.


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2019-04-16 05:07:07 AM  

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So i'm the only one who thinks that looks lewd?

Fine, I'll go sit in the corner.
 
2019-04-16 07:25:36 AM  
Oh, Jeffrey...

(Well worth the half hour to watch the entire episode)
 
2019-04-16 08:02:14 AM  
I served as the foreman of a jury in US District Court on a case involving a man beaten with his own leg. It had a very different ending.

The one-legged man was remodeling his grandmother's trailer when his girlfriend showed up.  She noticed a hickey on his neck that she did not put there and a fight ensued. His prosthetic leg fell off and she beat him with it before leaving. Unfortunately for this guy she was not done. She called a deputy sheriff (who she was having an affair with) and told him that the guy is a convicted felon with a gun and drugs in his possession. The deputy and his backup found a gun registered to his grandmother in his car along with 2 pounds of marijuana and a pound of cocaine. We found him guilty on all counts. That was a very expensive hickey for him.
 
2019-04-16 08:07:29 AM  
The Coup - Me and Jesus The Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night [Subtitulado al Español]
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His name was Hayzuse but his pimp name was Jesus
Slapped a ho to pieces with his plastic prosthesis
 
2019-04-16 09:35:54 AM  
Nothin says lovin like a woman scorned.....

I'll give him a lil something on the fact that, he did ask for permission first to see other women...

But he lost points for drinking w/her, gettin drunk enough to fall asleep & dumping her (according to her mind period***she's gots a peach pit for a face)..

When I leave em they stay left, (learned it the hardest way possible, by watching my older Sister get beat by several boyfriends & husbands & her going back over & over. I was 6 when she stared dating) wherever I left em. I will never go backwards always forwards in life.
Cause if you keep going backwards you'll always be "A BEHIND"!!
Always forward fellow Farkers always forward!!
 
2019-04-16 11:07:36 AM  

Resident Muslim: MBooda: approves
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So i'm the only one who thinks that looks lewd?

Fine, I'll go sit in the corner.


I thought creepy.

/ as an aside for you, the staff of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette just won a Pulitzer Prize for their coverage of the Tree of Life synagogue shootings
 
2019-04-16 04:12:46 PM  
So, she's an "ex-girlfriend."  I guess she decided to break it off.
 
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