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(Nola.com)   Man stumped after ex-girlfriend beats him with his prosthetic leg   (nola.com) divider line
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1173 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2019 at 12:55 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...
 
4 days ago  
I wonder how many times she said " so help me, I'll beat you to death with that leg!" before she snapped?  She looks like Fred's wife's sister.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
From the comments:

"It's a brave man that breaks up with a woman, to see another woman, and then falls asleep at the "ex's" house."

Pretty sure they spelled stupid wrong.
 
4 days ago  
That's just lame.
 
4 days ago  
That's a rough 58.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Question of the day. If you are using a leg as a weapon, are you considered armed?
 
4 days ago  

Bermuda59: Question of the day. If you are using a leg as a weapon, are you considered armed?


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4 days ago  
Dunstable Ramsay and Liesl?
 
4 days ago  
This is like when Tiger Wood's wife went after him with a golf club.

Speaking of Tiger woods--Niiccee.
 
4 days ago  
L'eggo my leg-o!

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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Legs (2008 Remaster)
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4 days ago  

hubiestubert: I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...


Three-Legged Man
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4 days ago  

hubiestubert: I suppose he should be thankful it wasn't her leg. I mean HOW crazy would it be to be chased down the street, running from a woman swinging her own prosthetic, hopping along and just waling on you? You'd never that one down...


Well, if it had been the woman's prosthetic leg, I'd expect her name would be reported as Eileen
 
4 days ago  
If this goes to court, that man won't have a leg to stand on.
 
4 days ago  
All the Dave Attell jokes are coming true today.

/ It was good laughing with you all.
// The end is near.
 
4 days ago  
Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA
 
4 days ago  
I guess that's better than being shot through a bathroom door...
 
4 days ago  

Non Sequitur Man: Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
4 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Non Sequitur Man: Please tell me his name is Woody and he's married to a lady named Peg.

/DNRTFA

Fark is not your personal erotica site.


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4 days ago  

MBooda: approves
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So i'm the only one who thinks that looks lewd?

Fine, I'll go sit in the corner.
 
4 days ago  
Oh, Jeffrey...

(Well worth the half hour to watch the entire episode)
 
4 days ago  
I served as the foreman of a jury in US District Court on a case involving a man beaten with his own leg. It had a very different ending.

The one-legged man was remodeling his grandmother's trailer when his girlfriend showed up.  She noticed a hickey on his neck that she did not put there and a fight ensued. His prosthetic leg fell off and she beat him with it before leaving. Unfortunately for this guy she was not done. She called a deputy sheriff (who she was having an affair with) and told him that the guy is a convicted felon with a gun and drugs in his possession. The deputy and his backup found a gun registered to his grandmother in his car along with 2 pounds of marijuana and a pound of cocaine. We found him guilty on all counts. That was a very expensive hickey for him.
 
4 days ago  
The Coup - Me and Jesus The Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night [Subtitulado al Español]
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His name was Hayzuse but his pimp name was Jesus
Slapped a ho to pieces with his plastic prosthesis
 
4 days ago  
Nothin says lovin like a woman scorned.....

I'll give him a lil something on the fact that, he did ask for permission first to see other women...

But he lost points for drinking w/her, gettin drunk enough to fall asleep & dumping her (according to her mind period***she's gots a peach pit for a face)..

When I leave em they stay left, (learned it the hardest way possible, by watching my older Sister get beat by several boyfriends & husbands & her going back over & over. I was 6 when she stared dating) wherever I left em. I will never go backwards always forwards in life.
Cause if you keep going backwards you'll always be "A BEHIND"!!
Always forward fellow Farkers always forward!!
 
4 days ago  

Resident Muslim: MBooda: approves
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So i'm the only one who thinks that looks lewd?

Fine, I'll go sit in the corner.


I thought creepy.

/ as an aside for you, the staff of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette just won a Pulitzer Prize for their coverage of the Tree of Life synagogue shootings
 
3 days ago  
So, she's an "ex-girlfriend."  I guess she decided to break it off.
 
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