Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(STLToday)   Woman beats the shiat out of restaurant with a baseball bat after being told there was only vanilla ice cream. She then split   (stltoday.com) divider line
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

2174 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2019 at 1:53 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



30 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
4 days ago  
Woman takes baseball bat to St. Louis restaurant that ran out of chocolate ice cream

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
Any St Louissn knows - Ain't nothin' good gonna be happenin' on North Vandeventer after 2 a.m.
 
4 days ago  
As a man who has a basic familiarity with women, I know how important it is to keep an emergency bottle of Nutella on one's person at all times.
 
4 days ago  
That's just bananas.
 
4 days ago  
She's not the hero we deserve, but she's the hero we need right now.
 
4 days ago  
That's not cool.
 
4 days ago  
i hope the judge goes easy on the restaurant. i doubt they ran out on purpose
 
4 days ago  
Was she singing the Tra La La song as she split?
 
4 days ago  
Where was her gun during the assault?
 
4 days ago  

wejash: Any St Louissn knows - Ain't nothin' good gonna be happenin' on North Vandeventer after 2 a.m.


Nothing good is going to be happening in any all-night restaurants after 2 AM.
 
4 days ago  

iToad: wejash: Any St Louissn knows - Ain't nothin' good gonna be happenin' on North Vandeventer after 2 a.m.

Nothing good is going to be happening in any all-night restaurants after 2 AM.


I gave you a smart, but I did go to a dinner to study when my insomnia kept me up.

/Oh, look I'm 40 and it's also 2:30am, the note things change...
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
A woman who wanted chocolate ice cream had a meltdown after employees at a St. Louis restaurant told her they only had vanilla last month

.
What does she care which flavors of ice cream the restaurant did or didn't have last month?
 
4 days ago  

elvisaintdead: That's just bananas.


The woman is nuts.
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size

And then the mobile preview taunts her with neapolitan ice cream.
 
4 days ago  
Breaking the windows was the cherry on top of all that drama...
 
4 days ago  
Why does my spirit animal always cause such a fuss?
 
4 days ago  
Not mentioned: she came back later, found out they had run out of sprinkles, and burned the mother farking place down.
 
4 days ago  

robodog: iToad: wejash: Any St Louissn knows - Ain't nothin' good gonna be happenin' on North Vandeventer after 2 a.m.

Nothing good is going to be happening in any all-night restaurants after 2 AM.

I gave you a smart, but I did go to a dinner to study when my insomnia kept me up.

/Oh, look I'm 40 and it's also 2:30am, the note things change...


You went to a dinner? Was it at a friend's house?
 
4 days ago  
I'm starting to believe that there's a good chance that St. Louis will be the home of the next bath salts face eating zombie attack.
 
4 days ago  
You misunderstand.
They didn't tell her they only had vanilla.
They told her "We don't serve chocolate here".
That is why the African American woman got angry.

/as if we don't have enough real-life racism to be making stuff up
//still, not sorry
 
4 days ago  

ArcadianRefugee: elvisaintdead: That's just bananas.

The woman is nuts.


Completely batty.
 
4 days ago  
I'm actually surprised the fark headline isn't woman denied ice cream while black.
 
4 days ago  
It's not the ice cream, it's the final straw.  That last bit that you can no longer handle. And it's happenung a lot these days.  How many shootings have we seen in fast food drive throughs?  School shootings.  Road rage. They are all symptoms of the same illness. If it was happening to the wealthy it would be a national emergency.
/waad
 
4 days ago  

frostus: Was she singing the Tra La La song as she split?


Kick Ass - Rasul's Place Fight Scene HD
Youtube fUdx2siotUo
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
I think she blew a seal?
 
4 days ago  

johnnygew: I think she blew a seal?


What does her beastiality have to do with smashing up a diner?

Besides, I bet it was just that one time when she was really drunk at SeaWorld...
 
4 days ago  
Impulse control is what she needed.
 
3 days ago  

Soulcatcher: frostus: Was she singing the Tra La La song as she split?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUdx2sio​tUo]


If you're gonna split, ya gotta split!
The Banana Splits Opening and Closing Theme 1968 - 1970
Youtube XMl6HnhFFIA
 
Displayed 30 of 30 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report