Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   Trump has a Freudian slip when asked about the Pee Tapes. "I'd be very embarrassed if the tapes showed up"   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Time, Future students of psychiatry, Apostrophe, Proud gay man, Periodization, Twitter content, location information, advance damage control  
•       •       •

3172 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2019 at 11:11 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



145 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2019-04-15 06:41:31 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-04-15 06:53:52 PM  
Pee Tape is real!
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-04-15 07:00:50 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-04-15 07:05:27 PM  
Just look at those tiny hands waving around.
 
2019-04-15 07:14:33 PM  
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
2019-04-15 07:16:05 PM  
I hope the tape doesn't show up of the event that never happened, and I wasn't even in the room when it did, believe me.
 
2019-04-15 07:18:02 PM  
Was he EVER good at lying?
 
2019-04-15 07:19:02 PM  
He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute
 
2019-04-15 07:19:52 PM  
Whatever is it, I didn't do it. Unless you liked it, then I did, but if you didn't like it, then I didn't do it and I wasn't even in the room when it happened the first time.
 
2019-04-15 07:23:18 PM  

null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 
2019-04-15 07:24:20 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos​/​citizens-guide-us-federal-law-extrater​ritorial-sexual-exploitation-children

Well then we can impeech him, right?

/Peelosi took that option off the table.
 
2019-04-15 07:31:45 PM  

null: /Peelosi took that option off the table.


Temporarily, not permanently, as far as I know.

May I join you in a WEEEEEE...?
 
2019-04-15 07:36:15 PM  

Kittypie070: null: /Peelosi took that option off the table.

Temporarily, not permanently, as far as I know.

May I join you in a WEEEEEE...?


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS​SS
 
2019-04-15 07:37:12 PM  
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEE!
 
2019-04-15 07:37:43 PM  
Oh that formatting is dreadful!

LOL
 
2019-04-15 07:44:37 PM  
So much weeeeee.  How about some dancing?
im2.ezgif.comView Full Size
 
2019-04-15 07:50:00 PM  
That thing that I did never happened, and I wasn't even in the room when it happened, and I sure hope nobody sees the tape of me doing it, because that would be embarrassing.
 
2019-04-15 08:01:44 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


Murder.
 
2019-04-15 08:03:53 PM  

null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


It's a pee tape. shouldn't that be vertical.
Scroll whore that W
                      E
                      E
                      E
                      E
                      E
                      E
                      E

The man is an idiot.
 
2019-04-15 08:06:21 PM  
People have gotten life-sentences for slips like that during testimony.
 
2019-04-15 08:09:03 PM  

blender61: null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a pee tape. shouldn't that be vertical.
Scroll whore that W
                  E
                  E
                  E
                  E
                  E
                  E
                  E

The man is an idiot.


WEEEEE
              E
                    E
                          E
                                E
                                     E
                                         E
                                         E
                                         E
                                         E
                                         E
 
2019-04-15 08:15:30 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

Urinating giraffe ahead.
 
2019-04-15 08:33:56 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: blender61: null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a pee tape. shouldn't that be vertical.
Scroll whore that W
            E
            E
            E
            E
            E
            E
            E

The man is an idiot.

WEEEEE
        E
              E
                    E
                          E
                               E
                                   E
                                   E
                                   E
                                   E
                                   E


Maybe on a good day.
That boy got a prostate the size of a jack fruit.
 
2019-04-15 08:47:51 PM  
Don't say 'pee' say WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2019-04-15 08:55:04 PM  
No wonder his lawyers didn't let him anywhere near Mueller.
He can't even keep his stories straight to himself.
 
2019-04-15 08:59:46 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


...while calling her 'Ivanka'
 
2019-04-15 09:04:00 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


Sex slave.
When they're underage, they're sex slaves.
 
2019-04-15 09:30:28 PM  
"It wasn't even a lot of urine."
 
2019-04-15 09:47:44 PM  

null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Gonads and strife.
 
2019-04-15 09:50:55 PM  

Mithiwithi: null: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gonads and strife.


The gonads/strife balance is very important.

Trump is no gonads and all strife.
 
2019-04-15 10:49:22 PM  
If the Kardashians market, he's set for life.
 
2019-04-15 11:06:47 PM  
Existence confirmed, but as far as a release, DO NOT WANT!

/preemptively bleaching eyes
 
2019-04-15 11:13:29 PM  
He wasn't even in the room?  So, what, he just handed them a bunch of rubles and a couple of Big Gulps and trusted that they'd do what needed to be done?
 
2019-04-15 11:15:09 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-04-15 11:16:32 PM  

wejash: Was he EVER good at lying?


Even his house plants knows when He lies ..
 
2019-04-15 11:17:05 PM  

null: keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute

https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/​citizens-guide-us-federal-law-extrater​ritorial-sexual-exploitation-children

Well then we can impeech him, right?

/Peelosi took that option off the table.


I am not her biggest fan, but impeachment in the house but failure to be removed by the senate would be seen as a huge victory to the right and would give him a plausible way to say he was exonerated.

She is right on this particular issue.
 
2019-04-15 11:19:19 PM  
I wasn't there, and they totally didn't ask about 'The Apprentice,' the great show they said. Everyone tells me it's the best show, the greatest.
 
2019-04-15 11:20:09 PM  
So, the pee tape completely exonerates him of being part of the incidents recorded on the pee tape. That's why he doesn't want it to be released. It's embarrassing how much it exonerates him.
 
2019-04-15 11:20:53 PM  
Trump slips up, accidentally tells truth.
 
2019-04-15 11:21:35 PM  
What is this bullshiat?
The video calls him President-elect, there's no date, no context, nobody knows who the tweeter is.

Forget about pee tapes and Russia.
The ship has sailed.

Vote the orange co*ksucker out of office in 2020 is all that needs to happen.
Make the victory total and decisive.
 
2019-04-15 11:21:44 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


/how do you think his hair got that color?
 
2019-04-15 11:21:54 PM  
I think this is what they call Trolling.
 
2019-04-15 11:23:25 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


What's with all this "statutory" nonsense, Kemosabe?
 
2019-04-15 11:24:19 PM  

mikalmd: wejash: Was he EVER good at lying?

Even his house plants knows when He lies ..


1. D2S has never owned a house plant in his life.
2. If he ever bought one, he would kill it due to bungling incompetence within 48 hours.
 
2019-04-15 11:24:37 PM  
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE WEEEEEEE
 
2019-04-15 11:25:00 PM  
I don't believe Trump can actually experience 'embarrassment', at least not in the same way as you or I might do so.  Donny's a narcissist - he lacks the ability to feel shame, remorse or regret.
 
2019-04-15 11:25:49 PM  

keiverarrow: He wishes it was just leaking on that tape... I've got $100 on statutory rape of an underage prostitute


Don't be silly. That case got dropped after the girl who reported it got a little visit and fell over several times and her face accidentally fell into the floor.
 
2019-04-15 11:25:49 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: He wasn't even in the room?  So, what, he just handed them a bunch of rubles and a couple of Big Gulps and trusted that they'd do what needed to be done?


Pretty sure he has not the chops to effectively supervise that any kind of wet work.
 
2019-04-15 11:27:31 PM  

coffeeburns: I think this is what they call Trolling.


If you believe what you're saying when you say really stupid shiat, you're not trolling, you're just a moron.
 
2019-04-15 11:28:45 PM  
To be more than fair to Trump, that's a kind of rhetorical device that can be used without it meaning that the even occurred.

Like "I'm telling you, I wasn't the one driving the car. How bad would it make me look if I am lying and then you saw the red light camera showing it was me? Why would I do that? I promise it wasn't me."

But still, like everything else, you have to twist your mind into knots just to make this man look maybe, possibly not self-incriminating.
 
Displayed 50 of 145 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report