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(Twitter)   From the creator of such hits as "Record Deepness" and "Big Water. Ocean Water" comes the newest sensation "Burning at a level that you rarely see a fire burn"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-04-15 05:58:43 PM  
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2019-04-15 06:03:02 PM  
The best words.
 
2019-04-15 06:05:34 PM  
It's being all fire-y and stuff. In a way that fire doesn't do normally.

He really is stupid. But that bad kind of stupid that can't keep their mouth shut
 
2019-04-15 06:06:24 PM  
"Believe me. Who knew that fire could burn so hot? Nobody knew."
 
2019-04-15 06:07:24 PM  
He tries so hard to sound smart.

You know it gnaws at him that Obama was not only smarter, but eloquent as well.
 
2019-04-15 06:10:56 PM  
The saddest part, for all of us, is that he believes in himself so much, he honestly thinks he is smart.  Everyone else know he is bullshiatting his way through the topic like a kid who didn't read the assignment.

If it didn't negatively affect existence having his stupid ass in the White House, it would be hilarious.
 
2019-04-15 06:11:55 PM  

dodecahedron: "Believe me. Who knew that fire could burn so hot? Nobody knew."


Seriously, he sounds like someone who still
hasn't learned at his advanced aged not to touch a hot stove.
 
2019-04-15 06:12:03 PM  
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For a man who has stared directly at the sun, he seems to not understand how hot fires can actually get...
 
2019-04-15 06:13:33 PM  
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2019-04-15 06:13:57 PM  
The rest of the world: "The stupid is burning at a level that you rarely see the stupid burn."
 
2019-04-15 06:23:41 PM  
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2019-04-15 07:24:05 PM  

SurfaceTension: He tries so hard to sound smart.

You know it gnaws at him that Obama was not only smarter, but eloquent as well.


It sounds eloquent in his head.

That's all he needs.
 
2019-04-15 09:29:32 PM  
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2019-04-15 10:26:44 PM  
I hope it burns like that when he pees
 
2019-04-15 11:57:02 PM  
Christ, what an idiot.
 
2019-04-15 11:57:27 PM  
Let's just be thankful he didn't suggest that French deep-state operatives intentionally set the fire, or that wood doesn't burn hot enough to cause a building made from rock/masonry to collapse.
 
2019-04-15 11:57:29 PM  
Orange Grandpa is really bad at public speaking...
 
2019-04-15 11:59:19 PM  
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2019-04-16 12:01:35 AM  
It was orange hot, wasn't it.
 
2019-04-16 12:02:59 AM  
I just can't figure how or even why so many republicans fear this man.  And no, its not because of the trumpers - if those f*cking morons actually mattered then the GOP would still control the House.  its not about the gotdamn trumpers.  Trump (or whomever is pulling Donald's strings) have something on the rest of the GOP.  I dunno what it is, or what Trump did that has the entire Republican party shiatting their pants...but whatever it is its forcing the Republicans to fall on their swords for an utter moron.

honestly - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so gotdamn serious.

GOP: 'look at am r us - we is are smrt! *derp*!'
also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'
 
2019-04-16 12:04:46 AM  
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2019-04-16 12:05:12 AM  
I will never understand how neither John Kelly nor James Mattis took any available opportunity to strap this willfully-ignorant assmunch to a chair and beat some goddamn sense into him, preferably with a nightstick.
 
2019-04-16 12:06:45 AM  

Weaver95: I just can't figure how or even why so many republicans fear this man.  And no, its not because of the trumpers - if those f*cking morons actually mattered then the GOP would still control the House.  its not about the gotdamn trumpers.  Trump (or whomever is pulling Donald's strings) have something on the rest of the GOP.  I dunno what it is, or what Trump did that has the entire Republican party shiatting their pants...but whatever it is its forcing the Republicans to fall on their swords for an utter moron.

honestly - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so gotdamn serious.

GOP: 'look at am r us - we is are smrt! *derp*!'
also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'


The Trumpers DO matter to the GOP. Without them, they have a higher risk of losing even the Senate, and have no chance in Hell of winning the Presidency.
And besides, holding a Republican accountable for corruption would set a troublesome precedent for the GOP.
 
2019-04-16 12:07:30 AM  

Gubbo:
He really is stupid. But that bad kind of stupid that can't keep their mouth shut


"it is better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

/he opens his maw daily
//it shows
///get me the fark out of this timeline
 
2019-04-16 12:08:13 AM  
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2019-04-16 12:09:38 AM  
Bannon induced arson.
 
2019-04-16 12:10:42 AM  

LordJiro: The Trumpers DO matter to the GOP. Without them, they have a higher risk of losing even the Senate, and have no chance in Hell of winning the Presidency.


yes, and if the GOP does actually follow thru and run trumper approved candidates thru a general election, they are 150% certain to lose.  NOBODY likes or wants trumpers in office.
 
2019-04-16 12:11:18 AM  

Weaver95: I just can't figure how or even why so many republicans fear this man.  And no, its not because of the trumpers - if those f*cking morons actually mattered then the GOP would still control the House.  its not about the gotdamn trumpers.  Trump (or whomever is pulling Donald's strings) have something on the rest of the GOP.  I dunno what it is, or what Trump did that has the entire Republican party shiatting their pants...but whatever it is its forcing the Republicans to fall on their swords for an utter moron.

honestly - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so gotdamn serious.

GOP: 'look at am r us - we is are smrt! *derp*!'
also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'


The base. (He's all about the base; damn you, Megan Trainor) Trump riles up the base. The people who absolutely hated Obama. The hardcore Tea Bagginses. Plus, for some damn reason, the evangelicals think that he's the second coming or something.

/ it's my impression that they thought that with Pence where he is and the SCOTUS nominees that they might actually be able to reverse Roe v. Wade.

// that and their god isn't Jesus. It's Khorne
 
2019-04-16 12:12:13 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Bannon induced arson.


No shiat. "The Pope is the enemy."

The Nazis left Paris be. But not the Trumplers and their shiat friends.

/I'm just assuming
//Not about their friends being shiat though
 
2019-04-16 12:12:55 AM  
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2019-04-16 12:13:35 AM  
Wait...... So he wasn't there on 711 when the WTC got hit? Bigly flames, bigly boom boom, Trump now have tallest building like big boy!
 
2019-04-16 12:13:51 AM  
Christ, what a Trump.
 
2019-04-16 12:15:28 AM  
No doubt he will make a State visit to Paris to hand out paper towels.
 
2019-04-16 12:16:53 AM  

iheartscotch: The base. (He's all about the base; damn you, Megan Trainor) Trump riles up the base. The people who absolutely hated Obama. The hardcore Tea Bagginses. Plus, for some damn reason, the evangelicals think that he's the second coming or something.


yes, and those people are gotdamn f*cking useless - ESPECIALLY to the Republican party.

so the GOP are being led by a gotdamn idiot, and held in thrall by racist f*ckwads and a psychopathic rick elite so utterly clueless that they think people will not only stand by and let the rich pick their pockets on a whim, but that they'll actually enjoy being robbed.  meanwhile, the rule of law continues to erode and social/civil unrest continues to grow.

I just don't get it.  the trumpers aren't enough to even sustain the GOP, let alone allow them to regain lost ground.  there is no universe anywhere in which the trumpers actually MATTER to anyone at all as anything other than a negative...and even there they aren't enough to impact anyone at all who matters.
 
2019-04-16 12:16:53 AM  

Jack Sabbath: The saddest part, for all of us, is that he believes in himself so much, he honestly thinks he is smart. Everyone else know he is bullshiatting his way through the topic like a kid who didn't read the assignment.

If it didn't negatively affect existence having his stupid ass in the White House, it would be hilarious.


Thats the problem. I have no issue seeing him as being smart as a developer/entrepreneur. Before he was elected the Trump name was well known. But he's so used. To being told he's the smartest person in the room he's never developed the ability to understand when he isn't
 
2019-04-16 12:18:07 AM  
From the "Trump isn't very good at making people think he is smart" department:

When I first heard that he thought flying a fire suppression tanker over the cathedral and dropping water on it was the way to handle this, I literally laughed out loud. Seriously. Out loud.

For a guy who claims to be the best builder evar, he sure is pig ignorant material stress points. What the hell does he think 40-50 tons, of water, dropped from a 1000' would do to a building? Not to mention the surrounding neighborhood.

Add to that, France doesn't even have a suppression tanker and the US would be the closest place to get one of any capacity. I mean there is always Russia, but I don't see France making that phone call.

I mean hey, who hasn't blurted some dumb shiat that just comes to mind, before actually thinking about it? We all have. But daily? He has absolutely zero common sense.
 
2019-04-16 12:18:39 AM  
I'm sure that Trumplicans find his gibberish intelligent and articulate.  Once again, proving they and all they weigh down by their existence are the lowest form of non-intelligent life on this planet.  Even small, single-celled amoebas feels that Trumplicans should be helmeted, riding in a short bus and looked down upon with pity.

Also again, amoebas have proven that they are far kinder and forgiving creatures than I, because even the helmets would not protect Trumplicans least valued organ from the enormous steam roller I would happily drive over their still-living bodies and joyously dance to the choral cacophony of their screaming agony percussively accentuated by the "pop" of their useless meat sack as it finally releases the essence of their internally fluids that has been wasted on things such as they are.
 
2019-04-16 12:18:40 AM  

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Looks familiar..... What's that from?
 
2019-04-16 12:19:13 AM  

Weaver95: I just can't figure how or even why so many republicans fear this man.  And no, its not because of the trumpers - if those f*cking morons actually mattered then the GOP would still control the House.  its not about the gotdamn trumpers.  Trump (or whomever is pulling Donald's strings) have something on the rest of the GOP.  I dunno what it is, or what Trump did that has the entire Republican party shiatting their pants...but whatever it is its forcing the Republicans to fall on their swords for an utter moron.

honestly - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so gotdamn serious.

GOP: 'look at am r us - we is are smrt! *derp*!'
also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'


Its the same reason why every bully has a posse of utter morons.  Most of them are in some way not right in the head or have some weird psychological damage that makes them feel the need to serve something like a trump.  Except, we have almost 60 Million morons doing this for one man and a lot of them view the coming Fourth Reich as a good thing because then they wont feel so inadequate.
 
2019-04-16 12:20:10 AM  
Seriously.  We fixed the f*cking transwarp drive on the Excelsior and blasted way the hell past "We need to talk about Grandpa."  We're somewhere deep into "Grandpa keeps sh*tting on the dinner table and molesting his PCAs, and we've run out of money to keep them from pressing charges.  Why in the absolute f*ck are we letting this continue?" territory.
 
2019-04-16 12:23:30 AM  
Decades of firing or avoiding anyone who doesn't marvel at his brilliance have led him to believe that everyone is fascinated by his opinion on every subject.

see also: those taint-snorting sessions that start his televised staff meetings
 
2019-04-16 12:24:03 AM  

Clutch2013: Seriously.  We fixed the f*cking transwarp drive on the Excelsior and blasted way the hell past "We need to talk about Grandpa."  We're somewhere deep into "Grandpa keeps sh*tting on the dinner table and molesting his PCAs, and we've run out of money to keep them from pressing charges.  Why in the absolute f*ck are we letting this continue?" territory.


So we've reached the Kardashians Empire territory?
 
2019-04-16 12:25:08 AM  

Weaver95: also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'


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Weaver95: I just don't get it.  the trumpers aren't enough to even sustain the GOP, let alone allow them to regain lost ground.  there is no universe anywhere in which the trumpers actually MATTER to anyone at all as anything other than a negative...and even there they aren't enough to impact anyone at all who matters.


think i may have an easier explanation:

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2019-04-16 12:28:09 AM  
But what did he have to say about the churches burning in the USA?
 
2019-04-16 12:29:45 AM  

mcmnky: But what did he have to say about the churches burning in the USA?


Oh. That's not a problem.

Those churches are already charred. Why else would they call them black churches?
 
2019-04-16 12:30:34 AM  

Weaver95: I just can't figure how or even why so many republicans fear this man.  And no, its not because of the trumpers - if those f*cking morons actually mattered then the GOP would still control the House.  its not about the gotdamn trumpers.  Trump (or whomever is pulling Donald's strings) have something on the rest of the GOP.  I dunno what it is, or what Trump did that has the entire Republican party shiatting their pants...but whatever it is its forcing the Republicans to fall on their swords for an utter moron.

honestly - it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so gotdamn serious.

GOP: 'look at am r us - we is are smrt! *derp*!'
also GOP: 'why doesn't anyone fear or respect us?  TAKE US SERIOUSLY GOTDAMMIT!'


Why would they fear him? He's doing their bidding.
 
2019-04-16 12:31:16 AM  
Say what you will about the Notre Dame fire...

...but on the bright side, congratulations to the Catholic Church on finding their way into the world's headlines without having to rape a bunch of children.
 
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2019-04-16 12:34:10 AM  
God, what an absolute waste of carbon. I'd rather listen to this guy talk about things burning for a week than listen to ten seconds of Trump speak.

BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND
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