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(Forbes)   It's a crappy job, but someone's got to map the human feces on the city streets of San Francisco   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, San Francisco, open-air drug use, number of reports, human feces, world-class city, longitude address coordinates of all cases, broader San Francisco Bay Area, instances of human waste  
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2143 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 8:50 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 08:52:08 PM  
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2019-04-15 08:53:40 PM  
Isn't this a repeat?
 
2019-04-15 08:54:18 PM  
Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.
 
2019-04-15 08:54:38 PM  
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2019-04-15 08:58:06 PM  
Look at all that crap!
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2019-04-15 08:59:19 PM  
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2019-04-15 08:59:36 PM  
Poop thread!!!
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2019-04-15 09:00:25 PM  
If you vote in San Fransisco you should be obligated to clean up after your pets.
 
2019-04-15 09:02:12 PM  
At least London Breed cares a lot.
Thrash metal band from SF or best thrash metal band from SF?

Faith No More - We Care A Lot
Youtube 7GnGwlBRe7w
 
2019-04-15 09:03:50 PM  
Allow me to save you time - just find a map of SF and mark the entire thing as being covered in feces.
 
2019-04-15 09:04:16 PM  
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Oh my.
 
2019-04-15 09:04:32 PM  
I just got back from the national planning conference in San Francisco so I'm getting a kick.

/And cleaning my shoes
 
2019-04-15 09:08:14 PM  
I really don't know how to explain this, but if human beings are leaving their feces all over you, you are not a world-class city. ( I grew up in the Bay Area.)
 
2019-04-15 09:10:36 PM  
Sausalito cops would beat the shiat out of you if you tried to defecate on the streets up there.
 
2019-04-15 09:12:44 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [i.imgur.com image 538x461]

Oh my.


Who is pooping on the bridge
 
2019-04-15 09:13:11 PM  

baronbloodbath: Sausalito cops would beat the shiat out of you if you tried to defecate on the streets up there.


Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
 
2019-04-15 09:13:24 PM  
Follow your nose, it always knows...
 
2019-04-15 09:13:59 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [i.imgur.com image 538x461]

Oh my.


I know! There's a SOUTH San Francisco?!
 
2019-04-15 09:18:03 PM  

bambi121899: Lars The Canadian Viking: [i.imgur.com image 538x461]

Oh my.

I know! There's a SOUTH San Francisco?!


So under the radar that nobody poops there.
 
2019-04-15 09:21:39 PM  
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2019-04-15 09:30:26 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier to map the spots without human feces in San Francisco?
 
2019-04-15 09:30:46 PM  
First you put the nozzle in.
There's really nothing to it.
Not a very pretty job,
But someone's got to do it.
Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage
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2019-04-15 09:31:28 PM  
I left my shart, in San Fransisco...
 
2019-04-15 09:36:23 PM  
I wonder how closely a heat map of dope use would match the poop map.
 
2019-04-15 09:37:49 PM  
Even worse is the food critic.
 
2019-04-15 09:40:27 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: [i.imgur.com image 538x461]

Oh my.


Shiattiest graphic I have ever seen, and I am not speaking figuratively.
 
2019-04-15 09:41:07 PM  
Notice how the rapid rise in faeces corresponds to Trump's political career.
 
2019-04-15 09:45:51 PM  

Warthog: Isn't this a repeat?


For SF? I don't think it ended.
 
2019-04-15 09:57:59 PM  
Your home smells of faeces - The Simpsons
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rka
2019-04-15 10:04:19 PM  
We're repeatedly told that this is just part of the flavor and excitement about living in San Francisco.

It's gritty and urban and they like it that way.
 
2019-04-15 10:05:11 PM  

darth_badger: If you vote in San Fransisco you should be obligated to clean up after your pets.


So you're saying it's every San Fanciscan's doody to clean up after their pets?
 
2019-04-15 10:10:03 PM  

Loucifer: Look at all that crap!
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Ha! You're old.
 
2019-04-15 10:10:51 PM  

gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.


You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.
 
2019-04-15 10:16:16 PM  

baronbloodbath: Sausalito cops would beat the shiat out of you if you tried to defecate on the streets up there.


San Francisco is too progressive for that.  Their "We love the homeless & don't mind if they shoot up heroin and have sex on the streets right in front of our children" policies might make them feel good, but it's no longer a place I'd even want to visit - and I used to live there (well, in Mountain View, but I'd drive up to SF frequently).
 
2019-04-15 10:19:55 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.

You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.


5-10% is probably canine-based.
 
2019-04-15 10:20:58 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.

You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.


And do what? You know who is doing the pooping, what are you going to do about it? Throw them in jail? Fine them? It costs more to do the DNA test than you'd make back in fines they can't pay anyway. The money would be better spent putting a portapotty on every street corner, except then someone would just steal the toilet paper.
 
2019-04-15 10:23:15 PM  

GrailOfThunder: AmbassadorBooze: gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.

You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.

And do what? You know who is doing the pooping, what are you going to do about it? Throw them in jail? Fine them? It costs more to do the DNA test than you'd make back in fines they can't pay anyway. The money would be better spent putting a portapotty on every street corner, except then someone would just steal the toilet paper.


You make the offenders eat the poop. On camera, streamed to youtube.  I bet street pooping stops in a day or two.
 
2019-04-15 10:26:03 PM  
Very sad to see this in a major American City.
 
2019-04-15 10:28:03 PM  

rka: We're repeatedly told that this is just part of the flavor and excitement about living in San Francisco.

It's gritty and urban and they like it that way.


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2019-04-15 10:38:09 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: GrailOfThunder: AmbassadorBooze: gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.

You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.

And do what? You know who is doing the pooping, what are you going to do about it? Throw them in jail? Fine them? It costs more to do the DNA test than you'd make back in fines they can't pay anyway. The money would be better spent putting a portapotty on every street corner, except then someone would just steal the toilet paper.

You make the offenders eat the poop. On camera, streamed to youtube.  I bet street pooping stops in a day or two.


No thanks, that's waaaaaaaay to remindful of 2 girls 1 cup. I threw up watching that. *Hork*
 
2019-04-15 10:38:21 PM  

brantgoose: Notice how the rapid rise in faeces corresponds to Trump's political career.


I don't know what faeces are, but they smell like CRAP!
 
2019-04-15 10:38:23 PM  

gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.


by taste...
 
2019-04-15 10:40:07 PM  

GrailOfThunder: AmbassadorBooze: GrailOfThunder: AmbassadorBooze: gerbilpox: Are they certain it's human feces in every case? I mean, you can't exactly dust for feces.

You can do DNA tests on poop.  I suggest the city does tests to determine who or what is doing the street pooping.

And do what? You know who is doing the pooping, what are you going to do about it? Throw them in jail? Fine them? It costs more to do the DNA test than you'd make back in fines they can't pay anyway. The money would be better spent putting a portapotty on every street corner, except then someone would just steal the toilet paper.

You make the offenders eat the poop. On camera, streamed to youtube.  I bet street pooping stops in a day or two.

No thanks, that's waaaaaaaay to remindful of 2 girls 1 cup. I threw up watching that. *Hork*


See, I bet just being threatened with 2 girls 1 cup, would make you not street poop.
 
2019-04-15 11:07:01 PM  

brantgoose: Notice how the rapid rise in faeces corresponds to Trump's political career.


Yes, because SF is a Bastian of Trump supporters. Go troll in the Politics tab.
 
2019-04-15 11:19:49 PM  
I'm not denying this is a real issue, but I went to San Francisco last year on holiday. We didn't see any poop. Kinda feel like we missed the full City by the Bay experience.

There was puke outside one dispensary, but it's not the same.
 
2019-04-15 11:48:06 PM  
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RIP
 
2019-04-15 11:52:05 PM  

mcmnky: I'm not denying this is a real issue, but I went to San Francisco last year on holiday. We didn't see any poop. Kinda feel like we missed the full City by the Bay experience.


Didn't make it to the Tenderloin, did ya?  Just walking through there we saw no less than 3 people shiatting in the middle of the street.  Even though there were city-run porta-potty trailers a few blocks away.
 
2019-04-15 11:56:48 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I wonder how closely a heat map of dope use would match the poop map.


From what I understanf, heroin plugs you up. It's probably alcoholics, because alcohol is terrible for your bowels.
 
2019-04-16 12:10:31 AM  
My God. A civilized society should not even have to talk about such things in that they should not be happening. We let animals roam our streets now. Even trained dogs won't crap in their own house. Cats even bury their leavings. Does anyone think their is a hope for our future if this becomes an accepted norm? We are actually devolving.
 
2019-04-16 12:16:12 AM  

Declassify Issue: Lars The Canadian Viking: [i.imgur.com image 538x461]

Oh my.

Who is pooping on the bridge


In case this hasn't been covered yet, that's not on the bridge. Those pins are on Treasure Island, and Yerba Buena Island.

/lived on TI.
 
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