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    More: Repeat, Domestic violence, Violence, Crime, Lizeth Ramirez, different story, Local authorities, Terrorism, counts of assault  
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2019-04-15 06:39:19 PM  
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2019-04-15 06:54:38 PM  
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Would you fark me?  I'd fark me
 
2019-04-15 07:02:35 PM  
The crazy, don't stick your dick in it for long enough to become common-law married.
 
2019-04-15 07:05:50 PM  
Yeah, you're pretty... ugly.

*SLAP*
 
2019-04-15 07:08:16 PM  
Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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2019-04-15 07:09:09 PM  
so who plays a mean pinball...I can't explain.
 
2019-04-15 07:11:37 PM  
Nope
 
2019-04-15 07:12:18 PM  
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2019-04-15 07:24:01 PM  
the sex pistols pretty vacant
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2019-04-15 07:32:53 PM  
I think they'll get through it, love is eternal!
 
2019-04-15 07:42:55 PM  
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
 
2019-04-15 07:53:11 PM  
Here's hoping he gets out of that abusive relationship relatively unscathed.

Well more unscathed than he has already been scathed.
 
2019-04-15 08:21:47 PM  
And this is the poster child for why you shouldn't go convicting people in the press, especially when there is no evidence, of alleged crimes that happened decades ago.

Sometimes women make up total BS, and the man is screwed if he doesn't have a witness. In this case, if the guy didn't have the family member backing him up, it would have been his arse in the hoosegow...

And just to add relevance, my step mom did this several times to my dad (who was a jerk) when she instigated a physical fight and the kids in the family had to tell the cops she was lying.

This is why, no matter how possible, I won't back the "me too" movement because it's often allegations with no evidence.
 
2019-04-15 08:23:47 PM  

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I just watched that this weekend, so getting a kick.
 
2019-04-15 08:33:06 PM  
Some women are just attention wrs. You're out with a bunch of friends and suddenly...
" Moose, you haven't said anything about my hair."
'" Um what, was I supposed to?"
Whap upside the head.  "It's a different style."
" Um like OK whatever."
 
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2019-04-15 09:05:29 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Some women are just attention wrs. You're out with a bunch of friends and suddenly...
" Moose, you haven't said anything about my hair."
'" Um what, was I supposed to?"
Whap upside the head.  "It's a different style."
" Um like OK whatever."


"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get a copy of the script I'm supposed to be following"
 
2019-04-15 09:54:09 PM  
Always compliment your woman, is the moral of the story.

/especially when she doesn't ask
//more so when she does
///even if the dress is ugly
 
2019-04-15 10:29:35 PM  

TomTudbury: Always compliment your woman, is the moral of the story.

/especially when she doesn't ask
//more so when she does
///even if the dress is ugly


More likely she had been itching for a fight all day which is why he wasn't talking to her.
 
2019-04-15 10:44:41 PM  

RedVentrue: TomTudbury: Always compliment your woman, is the moral of the story.

/especially when she doesn't ask
//more so when she does
///even if the dress is ugly

More likely she had been itching for a fight all day which is why he wasn't talking to her.


If'n she wanted a fight

If I loved her.

I'd back off.

Them wimminfolk be crazy. But..
As a male, my opinion is that women are a precious gift. And bless them, and thier ways.
 
2019-04-16 01:27:53 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Some women are just attention wrs. You're out with a bunch of friends and suddenly...
" Moose, you haven't said anything about my hair."
'" Um what, was I supposed to?"
Whap upside the head.  "It's a different style."
" Um like OK whatever."


Yup, got this last Saturday night because I didn't notice Mrs Hopoate had had her hair done
 
2019-04-16 10:39:06 AM  

TomTudbury: Always compliment your woman, is the moral of the story.

/especially when she doesn't ask
//more so when she does
///even if the dress is ugly


Her: Does this dress make my ass look fat?
Him: No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
Her: *punch, kick, scratch, bite*
Her again: HE ASSAULTED ME!
 
2019-04-16 10:47:03 AM  

Roont: TomTudbury: Always compliment your woman, is the moral of the story.

/especially when she doesn't ask
//more so when she does
///even if the dress is ugly

Her: Does this dress make my ass look fat?
Him: No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
Her: *punch, kick, scratch, bite*
Her again: HE ASSAULTED ME!


Yet another reason to always offer up compliments, and not complaints.
 
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