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(The Week) Weeners OK I'm just gonna leave this headline here: "Mike Pence is reportedly as big a Trump suck-up in private as in public"   (theweek.com) divider line
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2019-04-15 03:29:09 PM  
More proof Pence is a closeted gay man. he seems to spend a lot of time with trump's d*ck in his mouth
 
2019-04-15 04:14:46 PM  
I think religion fried his brain years ago. He thinks God appointed him as VP and Trump is just his burden to carry until he inevitably crashes and burns and he becomes Prez. Then it'll be mandatory death penalty for abortions and Christianity in every school and courthouse.
 
2019-04-15 04:34:35 PM  
He's the only one there Trump cannot fire.

Failing to be a voice against even one horrible thing Trump does tells you that "groveling coward" is his natural calling.
 
2019-04-15 05:21:20 PM  
"Man of Christ" loves the least Christ-like person out there.

Makes total sense.
 
2019-04-15 05:24:45 PM  
OK. (shrug) Not sure what to do with this information. I had no respect for him before, I have none now. But thanks for the FYI, I guess?
 
2019-04-15 05:25:35 PM  
One look at Mike Pence tells you he's a suck up shiat down sort of guy.  Same as Bolton and Pompeo.  It must be nauseating watching all three of them fellating Trump at the same time.  They probably fight afterward over who swallowed more.
 
2019-04-15 05:27:13 PM  

it's interesting ...: "Man of Christ" loves the least Christ-like person out there.

Makes total sense.


Pence is an evangelical. To them the will of god is just an excuse for the things they want themselves.
 
2019-04-15 05:27:17 PM  
"I'd like my wife to look at me just for one day the way Mike Pence looks at President Trump every day they're together. That would be special," Kenneth Adelman, an official in Reagan's administration {said.}

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2019-04-15 05:28:52 PM  
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"M-muther..."
 
2019-04-15 05:28:52 PM  
News flash: trash human isn't merely pretending to be trash.
 
2019-04-15 05:29:17 PM  
Every time Trump is away golfing, Pence sits behind the desk in the Oval Office and touches himself. He wants to be president soooooo bad. He'll never remove his lips from Trump's ass.
 
2019-04-15 05:29:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: it's interesting ...: "Man of Christ" loves the least Christ-like person out there.

Makes total sense.

Pence is an evangelical. To them the will of god is just an excuse for the things they want themselves.


Sounds like ..

wait a minute..

Radical Muslims.
 
2019-04-15 05:34:03 PM  

it's interesting ...: "Man of Christ" loves the least Christ-like person out there.

Makes total sense.


Or maybe he's waiting for Trump to fall out of his golf cart on the way to Damascus?
 
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2019-04-15 05:34:54 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:39:30 PM  
He's not gonna make waves and fark up his shot at the office.
 
2019-04-15 05:39:40 PM  

it's interesting ...: mongbiohazard: it's interesting ...: "Man of Christ" loves the least Christ-like person out there.

Makes total sense.

Pence is an evangelical. To them the will of god is just an excuse for the things they want themselves.

Sounds like ..

wait a minute..

Radical Muslims.


Well, naturally, as that's what right-wingers would say about them and we all know by now if a right-winger is accusing someone of something it's almost always because it's what they're guilty of themselves.
 
2019-04-15 05:41:03 PM  

gopher321: I think religion fried his brain years ago. He thinks God appointed him as VP and Trump is just his burden to carry until he inevitably crashes and burns and he becomes Prez. Then it'll be mandatory death penalty for abortions and Christianity in every school and courthouse.


Pence has become addicted to power. And to excuse this he will use power to achieve what he thinks God wants. Always a bad combination, people who use their deepest desires and coverup by acting on flimsy excuses.
 
2019-04-15 05:44:15 PM  
If there was proof Pence was ACTUALLY sucking Trump in private, I would absolutely believe it.
 
2019-04-15 05:47:26 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:49:27 PM  
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NTTAWT
 
2019-04-15 05:53:19 PM  
Mike Pence Does Danzig - Mother (Parody)
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He can show you what it's like
 
2019-04-15 05:54:09 PM  
Fun Fact: That's his job.
 
2019-04-15 06:01:48 PM  
The hard part, I imagine, is that when you eat Trump's ass he proudly and publicly shows you off to the world. You gotta have a special kind of zero self-respect to walk your way through that day after day, knowing that you'll probably never be done eating as long as you stay on that train. You pretty much have to eat it and like it.
 
2019-04-15 06:06:48 PM  
I would venture to say there were blowjobs involved
and possibly Santorum
 
6 days ago  
"Thank you, sir, may I have a mother?"
 
6 days ago  
"I'd like my wife to look at me just for one day the way Mike Pence looks at President Trump every day they're together. That would be special," Kenneth Adelman, an official in Reagan's administration, told me.

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6 days ago  
Are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
 
6 days ago  

fernt: Fun Fact: That's his job.


Fellating Trump might be your job, but it's not Pence's. At least not officially.
 
6 days ago  

Iowan73: Every time Trump is away golfing, Pence sits behind the desk in the Oval Office and touches himself.


To be fair, wouldn't you?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I'm sure that Trump has insulted the appearance of Mrs Pence multiple times to VP Pence. Because it's been Trump's M.O. for decades, to denigrate the sexual appeal of the wives and mistresses and daughters of business associates and acquaintances.
 
6 days ago  

fernt: Fun Fact: That's his job.


I thought it was his job to shoot treasury secretaries, hunting buddies, and people on 5th ave.
 
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