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(SoraNews24)   40-year-old Fukuoka man arrested for stealing used tennis rackets from high school boys' locker room to gratify his fetish for used tennis rackets. "I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"   (soranews24.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Crime, Robbery, Theft, arrest of a 40-year-old man, Criminal law, Kumamoto Prefectural police, particular leather, Racquet  
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2019-04-15 03:53:50 PM  
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2019-04-15 03:58:31 PM  
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2019-04-15 04:17:25 PM  
Has somebody done any studies of why the Japanese are so into funky smells?  Feet, panties, rotten tofu, sweaty tennis rackets.
 
2019-04-15 04:19:36 PM  
Lyle nods approvingly
 
2019-04-15 04:20:27 PM  

UninformedButEnthusiastic: Lyle nods approvingly


I came here for this =/
 
2019-04-15 04:21:24 PM  
There's apparently a huge, gross, untapped market for colognes that spread the smell of sweat and funk instead of masking it. Just think, you could market celebrity versions that actually capture the true scent of that celebrity, and lonely weirdos wouldn't have to keep stealing the dirty socks and underwear of J-Pop bandmembers.
 
2019-04-15 04:22:38 PM  
F*ck... you oka?
 
2019-04-15 04:22:40 PM  

FrancoFile: Has somebody done any studies of why the Japanese are so into funky smells?  Feet, panties, rotten tofu, sweaty tennis rackets.


There are some ancient Chinese records of poets who got turned on by the stink of the bindings used to bind women's feet.
 
2019-04-15 04:24:38 PM  

FrancoFile: Has somebody done any studies of why the Japanese are so into funky smells?  Feet, panties, rotten tofu, sweaty tennis rackets.


They got nuked.
 
2019-04-15 04:25:51 PM  
Is this the reason we nuked them or the effect of it?
 
2019-04-15 04:25:57 PM  

puffy999: F*ck... you oka?


F*ck you okie. I've heard that term many times south of the red river.
 
2019-04-15 04:28:10 PM  

FrancoFile: Has somebody done any studies of why the Japanese are so into funky smells?  Feet, panties, rotten tofu, sweaty tennis rackets.


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2019-04-15 04:28:57 PM  

cautionflag: puffy999: F*ck... you oka?

F*ck you okie. I've heard that term many times south of the red river.


What the fark does Oklahoma have to do with the Japanese smell people?
 
2019-04-15 04:29:24 PM  
They really need some new DNA on that island.
 
2019-04-15 04:30:35 PM  

almejita: cautionflag: puffy999: F*ck... you oka?

F*ck you okie. I've heard that term many times south of the red river.

What the fark does Oklahoma have to do with the Japanese smell people?


Lighten up francis .jpg
Go sniff a racket or something, geez
 
2019-04-15 04:34:55 PM  

cautionflag: almejita: cautionflag: puffy999: F*ck... you oka?

F*ck you okie. I've heard that term many times south of the red river.

What the fark does Oklahoma have to do with the Japanese smell people?

Lighten up francis .jpg
Go sniff a racket or something, geez


LOL
I just wanted to post Japanese smell people for some reason
 
2019-04-15 04:37:28 PM  
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2019-04-15 04:41:39 PM  
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2019-04-15 04:45:15 PM  
Uptown Funk?
 
2019-04-15 04:56:03 PM  
Is that a Getty Image? What could the original use be for that?

THE ZODIAC KILLER PLAYED TENNIS! FILM AT 11!
 
2019-04-15 05:03:09 PM  
"I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"

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2019-04-15 05:05:37 PM  

almejita: cautionflag: almejita: cautionflag: puffy999: F*ck... you oka?

F*ck you okie. I've heard that term many times south of the red river.

What the fark does Oklahoma have to do with the Japanese smell people?

Lighten up francis .jpg
Go sniff a racket or something, geez

LOL
I just wanted to post Japanese smell people for some reason


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2019-04-15 05:08:59 PM  
"I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"
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2019-04-15 05:09:50 PM  
FukuokaMan beats FloridaMan every time.
 
2019-04-15 05:14:52 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:35:48 PM  

Nick Nostril: "I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"

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Who the fark is that and was she/he in any Ed Wood films?
 
2019-04-15 05:36:34 PM  

GrymRpr: Nick Nostril: "I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"

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Who the fark is that and was she/he in any Ed Wood films?


Asking for a friend?
 
2019-04-15 05:40:04 PM  
That's an oddly specific fetish.  Tennis rackets only?  No bicycle handlebars?  What about hockey gloves?  Lacrosse sticks?
 
2019-04-15 05:50:52 PM  

EdgeRunner: GrymRpr: Nick Nostril: "I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"

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Who the fark is that and was she/he in any Ed Wood films?

Asking for a friend?


I sat here for 5 minutes laughing my ass off at that pic.
I salute you!
 
2019-04-15 06:16:50 PM  

dkulprit: That's an oddly specific fetish.  Tennis rackets only?


Heathers (1988)
Youtube uImKwsaitUs
 
2019-04-15 06:36:29 PM  
There's always a gif to capture my reaction to Fark headlines...
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2019-04-15 07:19:39 PM  
He could have pretended to believe that used rackets were better, and just bought all their used tennis rackets.  Offer them double what they buy them for and they'd sell you all they had.
 
2019-04-15 08:02:35 PM  
40-Love.
 
2019-04-15 09:08:49 PM  
Someone has been watching way too much Prince of Tennis.
 
2019-04-15 09:11:55 PM  
Well, that was the most Japanese thing I've read all day.
 
2019-04-15 10:07:04 PM  
Friend of mine's last name is Fukuoka, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2019-04-15 10:53:35 PM  
Nice try Japan but it is going to take more than that to get the World's Weirdest Place trophy back from Florida.
 
2019-04-16 09:28:47 AM  
Rule 34?
 
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