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(Buffalo News)   Niagara Falls memorial service degenerates into alcohol-fueled brawl, one arrested. Bonus: arrestee named "Pleasure Cox"   (buffalonews.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Arrest, Criminal law, Crime, Resisting arrest, Friday evening, family member, Niagara Falls Police, Niagara Falls  
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2019-04-15 03:01:29 PM  
Slowly I turned.
Step by step.
Inch by inch...
 
2019-04-15 03:16:41 PM  
This isn't the first time my dear friend Pleasure Cox has made news this year: "Fist fight in elementary school ends in auto crash, arrests."
 
2019-04-15 03:22:00 PM  
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"Mom?"
 
2019-04-15 03:23:18 PM  
When momma wants you to be a stripper...
 
2019-04-15 03:25:39 PM  
The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.
 
2019-04-15 03:29:15 PM  
I read somewhere that in a typical year 40 people kill themselves by going over the falls. For some reason tourism board doesn't want people thinking of that.

I have also seen a video of what looks like a woman swimming at the top of the falls before going over.
 
2019-04-15 03:29:23 PM  
Next Bond girl?
 
2019-04-15 03:30:35 PM  
Pleasure S. Cox is an idiot, and she was in a brawl a few months ago: https://buffalonews.com/2019/01/​03/fig​ht-inside-niagara-falls-elementary-sch​ool-ends-with-rollover-crash/

She never learns.
 
2019-04-15 03:31:07 PM  

Ambitwistor: Next Bond girl?


I have only one question for you Miss Cox.  Should we shag now or shag later?
 
2019-04-15 03:33:21 PM  
GIS For "Pleasure S. Cox:"

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2019-04-15 03:33:36 PM  
Pleasure S Cox has been involved in criminal activity for years.

She was 19 and had disorderly conduct charges already:  https://www.niagara-gazette​.com/news/l​ocal_news/blotter-police-reports-publi​shed-sept/article_0f6ff44d-85d1-5c8c-b​26d-31d4938b62cd.html
 
2019-04-15 03:35:43 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: When momma wants you to be a was high from whiffing paint stripper right before you were born...


That's my go-to theory for some of these "names".
 
2019-04-15 03:35:53 PM  

Ambitwistor: Next Bond girl?


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"Named after your father, perhaps?"
 
2019-04-15 03:36:36 PM  
You have to admit, that is an awesome hooker name.
 
2019-04-15 03:38:26 PM  
Wiht that name you figure she was destined to work at a massage parlor.
 
2019-04-15 03:38:41 PM  

Dadoody: Pleasure S Cox has been involved in criminal activity for years.

She was 19 and had disorderly conduct charges already:  https://www.niagara-gazette.​com/news/local_news/blotter-police-rep​orts-published-sept/article_0f6ff44d-8​5d1-5c8c-b26d-31d4938b62cd.html


I bet she probably gets mentioned now and then on Shredd and Ragan.
 
2019-04-15 03:39:40 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.


I literally came here to say this.

We went to Niagra back in July.  The difference between the NY side and the Canadian side was absolutely laughable.  It was like the difference between urban decay and sadness, and Disney World.

Even the customs agents on either side were different:
Canada:  Nice fella asks us where we are going and wishes us a nice time.
NY side:  2 dudes in bulletproof vests with 2 sidearms, one holding a rifle.  At least 3 cars being searched at any given time.

What the fark, USA?  WTFark.
 
2019-04-15 03:43:08 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
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2019-04-15 03:53:28 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.


Usually... past 19th st it okay
 
2019-04-15 03:55:04 PM  
I'm guessing that a brass pole is in her job description.
 
2019-04-15 04:01:36 PM  

runwiz: Wiht that name you figure she was destined to work at a massage parlor.


She has a face fit for candle lit rooms....
 
2019-04-15 04:02:44 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.


Agreed but the Canadian side is sketchy as well. Feels like Hampton Beach, NH. New England Farkers will know what I mean.
 
2019-04-15 04:03:51 PM  
You have to wonder about stupid people who give their kids names that will *guarantee* that their lives will be farked up....
 
2019-04-15 04:03:57 PM  
She must have have learned to be tough growing up with that name
 
2019-04-15 04:04:20 PM  
I knew her sister Measure S Cox.
 
2019-04-15 04:19:58 PM  
I met someone in another building at work who's first name was "Precious". I won't mention her last name, but it was royalty... geez, idiot parents. She said she'd had hell in jr. high and high school.
 
2019-04-15 04:44:02 PM  

Dadoody: Pleasure S. Cox is an idiot, and she was in a brawl a few months ago: https://buffalonews.com/2019/01/0​3/fight-inside-niagara-falls-elementar​y-school-ends-with-rollover-crash/

She never learns.


FTA: So this was posted as the Purdy/Cox affair?
 
2019-04-15 04:51:47 PM  

durbnpoisn: Dr Jack Badofsky: The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.

I literally came here to say this.

We went to Niagra back in July.  The difference between the NY side and the Canadian side was absolutely laughable.  It was like the difference between urban decay and sadness, and Disney World.

Even the customs agents on either side were different:
Canada:  Nice fella asks us where we are going and wishes us a nice time.
NY side:  2 dudes in bulletproof vests with 2 sidearms, one holding a rifle.  At least 3 cars being searched at any given time.

What the fark, USA?  WTFark.


Ehh, both sides are bad, just in different ways.

The Canadian side is a big kitschy tourist trap, full of crappy souvenir shops, wax museums, and the like.  And casinos.

And the American side is full of urban decay and blight.  And casinos.

Honestly not too much to brag about either way, IMO.  In terms of the actual Falls themselves, the Canadian side has the better views (because you can see the whole thing across the gorge), and the American side has the better nature preserve / trailways etc in the immediate vicinity of the Falls.
 
2019-04-15 04:55:59 PM  
Ok, seriously, did her parents really name their new born baby girl: Pleasures Cox or did she have it changed later as a teenager?!?

/Because I just can't comprehend adult parents naming their new born infant girl PLEASURES COX?!
 
2019-04-15 04:58:32 PM  

durbnpoisn: Dr Jack Badofsky: The American side of Niagara Falls is just utter garbage.

I literally came here to say this.

We went to Niagra back in July.  The difference between the NY side and the Canadian side was absolutely laughable.  It was like the difference between urban decay and sadness, and Disney World.

Even the customs agents on either side were different:
Canada:  Nice fella asks us where we are going and wishes us a nice time.
NY side:  2 dudes in bulletproof vests with 2 sidearms, one holding a rifle.  At least 3 cars being searched at any given time.

What the fark, USA?  WTFark.


When I was a kid, we were *proud* of having the longest undefended border in the world.

Then the GOP became the neofascist right, and you, you CANUKS are Agents of Evil, don't'cha know?

Sorry for the grief.... Trust me, I've apologized to my kids, this is *not* the world we expected to leave them.
 
2019-04-15 05:34:37 PM  
Surprised there's no booking photo.  Pleasure Cox has the potential to be mug-tacular.

Not Googling "Pleasure Cox," no way.
 
2019-04-15 06:10:18 PM  

AckAckAck: Ok, seriously, did her parents really name their new born baby girl: Pleasures Cox or did she have it changed later as a teenager?!?

/Because I just can't comprehend adult parents naming their new born infant girl PLEASURES COX?!


I used to work with a woman named Merry Christmas Jones. She hated her name and her parents.

And did you already forget about the kid named Abcde?

Stupid people do stupid things, and pass on those stupid decisions than through more than just genes.
 
2019-04-15 06:15:58 PM  
She first gave the name of her sister.   I wonder what her name was.
 
2019-04-15 06:21:42 PM  

rnatalie: She first gave the name of her sister.   I wonder what her name was.


Olive
 
2019-04-15 06:51:43 PM  

Steampunk Gallagher: AckAckAck: Ok, seriously, did her parents really name their new born baby girl: Pleasures Cox or did she have it changed later as a teenager?!?

/Because I just can't comprehend adult parents naming their new born infant girl PLEASURES COX?!

I used to work with a woman named Merry Christmas Jones. She hated her name and her parents.

And did you already forget about the kid named Abcde?

Stupid people do stupid things, and pass on those stupid decisions than through more than just genes.


Sexualizing your infant child through her name is NOTHING like naming your kid Abcd. Period.

It's an extra ascended level of farked up. It's like when trump fantasized about  Ivanka's breasts (when she was a new born!!!) and how amazing they'd be  when she grew up. fark off, you epic disgusting creepo!!
 
2019-04-15 06:53:40 PM  

rnatalie: She first gave the name of her sister.   I wonder what her name was.


It was even less subtle:

Su X. Cox
 
2019-04-15 06:59:49 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: rnatalie: She first gave the name of her sister.   I wonder what her name was.

Olive


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2019-04-15 09:58:33 PM  
Pleasure Cox Gangbang goes wrong
 
2019-04-15 11:59:20 PM  
I assume there's a mugshot but I'd rather not google that name.
 
2019-04-16 04:50:47 AM  

Steampunk Gallagher: AckAckAck: Ok, seriously, did her parents really name their new born baby girl: Pleasures Cox or did she have it changed later as a teenager?!?

/Because I just can't comprehend adult parents naming their new born infant girl PLEASURES COX?!

I used to work with a woman named Merry Christmas Jones. She hated her name and her parents.


What's wrong with "Jones"?
 
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