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2019-04-15 01:55:55 PM  
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2019-04-15 01:56:43 PM  
So, suck up enough and instead of getting hours-old hamberders, you get the Medal of Freedom.  For what, exactly?  Bouncing back from being a serial cheater?
 
2019-04-15 01:57:47 PM  
He had to clarify that his sport is golf?
 
2019-04-15 02:01:54 PM  

markie_farkie: He had to clarify that his sport is golf?


That golf is a sport.
 
2019-04-15 02:05:08 PM  

NeoCortex42: So, suck up enough and instead of getting hours-old hamberders, you get the Medal of Freedom.  For what, exactly?  Bouncing back from being a serial cheater?


It's Trump, he's giving Tiger the Medal for being a serial cheater, duh.
 
2019-04-15 02:18:18 PM  
Tiger expressed his remorse, admitted his mistakes, went to therapy (all things Trump has never done,) and has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.

However, this medal is not going to play well with the #MeToo crowd.  Trump really does not know how to read a room unless it is filled with MAGAts.
 
2019-04-15 02:25:40 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Tiger expressed his remorse, admitted his mistakes, went to therapy (all things Trump has never done,) and has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.

However, this medal is not going to play well with the #MeToo crowd.  Trump really does not know how to read a room unless it is filled with MAGAts.


I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules
 
2019-04-15 02:32:00 PM  

WoolyManwich: Jack Sabbath: Tiger expressed his remorse, admitted his mistakes, went to therapy (all things Trump has never done,) and has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.

However, this medal is not going to play well with the #MeToo crowd.  Trump really does not know how to read a room unless it is filled with MAGAts.

I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules


That's my mistake.  You are correct.
 
2019-04-15 02:32:29 PM  
Dumpy wants famous friends, and will happily buy them at any cost short of actual money.
 
2019-04-15 02:33:50 PM  

WoolyManwich: I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules


I don't know anymore either.  Monica Lewinsky is apparently a victim/survivor even though the sex was consensual.
 
2019-04-15 02:40:10 PM  
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2019-04-15 02:43:23 PM  
How awesome would it be if he refused it.

Of course he won't, because ratings.
 
2019-04-15 02:50:24 PM  
If Tiger had a hair on his ass he'd decline.

/And he could get his own Big Mac.
 
2019-04-15 02:51:35 PM  
for golf? Seriously? Golf?
 
2019-04-15 02:52:23 PM  
If Tiger had balls bigger than Raisinettes, he'd tell the Tangerine Tyrant to go fark himself with a rusty spade. However, since he doesn't, he'll show up, kiss the worthless fark's ass, take a few photos, and then MAGAts can say that Trump's not racist, one of "them" likes him.
 
2019-04-15 02:52:27 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Tiger expressed his remorse, admitted his mistakes, went to therapy (all things Trump has never done,) and has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.

However, this medal is not going to play well with the #MeToo crowd.  Trump really does not know how to read a room unless it is filled with MAGAts.


He's doing it deliberately.
 
2019-04-15 02:53:38 PM  

WoolyManwich: Jack Sabbath: Tiger expressed his remorse, admitted his mistakes, went to therapy (all things Trump has never done,) and has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.

However, this medal is not going to play well with the #MeToo crowd.  Trump really does not know how to read a room unless it is filled with MAGAts.

I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules


it's Adulterer, not Philanderer.
 
2019-04-15 02:53:48 PM  
Of course Trump likes a philandering golfer.
 
2019-04-15 02:54:32 PM  

Kittypie070: [img.fark.net image 550x408]


Our timeline.
We picked the wrong one to be in.
 
2019-04-15 02:54:39 PM  
Wow. The medal of freedom for winning a golf tournament? Such honor to those that have received it prior to be held against such a bastion of humanity like Tiger. Nothing against him...I'm just not sure this is what the medal of freedom is for...

fark it. Maybe it is.

/What the fark is going on today? He's even more out of his mind than normal...
 
2019-04-15 02:55:24 PM  

Kittypie070: [img.fark.net image 550x408]


Lots of humor.
 
2019-04-15 02:55:40 PM  
Presidential Medal of Freedom? ?
He just made that up right
 
2019-04-15 02:56:22 PM  
Looks like Medal of Freedom material to me.

Tiger Woods Wife Fight
Youtube yVy6x5G18d0
 
2019-04-15 02:56:50 PM  
Did Tiger reply "Uh, thanks, but fark no."
 
2019-04-15 02:56:54 PM  
Um, the Medal of Freedom is for people who you know, do something.
 
2019-04-15 02:57:20 PM  

mrshowrules: WoolyManwich: I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules

I don't know anymore either.  Monica Lewinsky is apparently a victim/survivor even though the sex was consensual.


Yes, the sex was consensual.  The roasting on the bar-b-que that she got from the press and public was what made her a victim.
 
2019-04-15 02:58:42 PM  
This is a reoccurring theme of taking the winning whatever of sports and inviting them into his bogus inner circle with a hamberder to get the mouthbreathing segment of sportsfans on his side.
 
2019-04-15 02:58:51 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Tiger [...] has been in at least two adult relationships with no problems since he had his issues.


Wasn't that the problem to begin with?
 
2019-04-15 02:59:18 PM  
It looks like the fire has spread to the front towers now.  Holy fark....
 
2019-04-15 02:59:19 PM  

SirBarsalot: mrshowrules: WoolyManwich: I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules

I don't know anymore either.  Monica Lewinsky is apparently a victim/survivor even though the sex was consensual.

Yes, the sex was consensual.  The roasting on the bar-b-que that she got from the press and public was what made her a victim.


Leno unavailable for comment.
 
2019-04-15 02:59:31 PM  

dionysusaur: markie_farkie: He had to clarify that his sport is golf?

That golf is a sport.


"Only bullfighting, mountain climbing and auto racing are sports, the rest are merely games" B.C.
 
2019-04-15 03:00:33 PM  
I guess that is a thing that is important to him.

One would think there wouldn't be time for that, being at war with immigrants and all.
 
2019-04-15 03:00:59 PM  
Of course the sorriest old sadfat possible is obsesses with the most useless and worthless "sport" on the earth.
 
2019-04-15 03:01:18 PM  
He enjoys other illustrious Trump recipients like Sheldon Adelson's wife, Scalia, Elvis, Babe Ruth, and... Roger Staubach?

I'm guessing Tiger will be joined by Fran Tarkenton, Kenny "The Snake" Stabler, "Dandy" Don Meredith, and three of Steve Wynn's mistresses.
 
2019-04-15 03:01:22 PM  
Meh, Tiger got in trouble banging Perkins waitresses, McDonalds isn't that much lower on the cuisinary food chain. Maybe he'll graduate to Hooters waitresses after his win.
 
2019-04-15 03:01:29 PM  
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2019-04-15 03:01:30 PM  
A Presidential Medal of Freedom for some super rich sports guy who only has himself to blame for his past mistakes?
 
2019-04-15 03:01:34 PM  

berylman: Presidential Medal of Freedom? ?
He just made that up right


Well, it's no Montgomery Burns annual award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
 
2019-04-15 03:01:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: He enjoys joins other illustrious Trump recipients like Sheldon Adelson's wife, Scalia, Elvis, Babe Ruth, and... Roger Staubach?

I'm guessing Tiger will be joined by Fran Tarkenton, Kenny "The Snake" Stabler, "Dandy" Don Meredith, and three of Steve Wynn's mistresses.

 
2019-04-15 03:01:37 PM  
Don't misunderstand - the medal is for not having to pay $130k to your side chick.
 
2019-04-15 03:01:51 PM  
See? Kanye and Tiger. I have two black friends.
 
2019-04-15 03:02:09 PM  
Apparently, it pays off to mess around with pornstars, amirite?
 
2019-04-15 03:02:56 PM  
Peesident Trump has time to goof around with a golf star but no time for the CIA.

Piece of shiat.
 
2019-04-15 03:02:57 PM  

markie_farkie: It looks like the fire has spread to the front towers now.  Holy fark....


It looks like you might have posted in the wrong thread.

Or maybe not.
 
2019-04-15 03:04:16 PM  

markie_farkie: He had to clarify that his sport is golf?


He forgot what he was doing mid-tweet.

All he could "remember" was some black guy did something yesterday.  He thought it was Kanye.
 
2019-04-15 03:04:24 PM  
Tiger planning on presenting Trump the plaque congratulating him for winning the Masters.
 
2019-04-15 03:04:30 PM  
Yeah but Tiger is Black( as far as Trumps concerned), and he thinks he's topping anything Obama did in office when he gave one to Dylan , by handing out the medal of freedom to a philandering golf pro
Of course Hair Twitler can do whatever the fuq he likes  because he's pResident and yer not.
 
2019-04-15 03:04:36 PM  

SirBarsalot: mrshowrules: WoolyManwich: I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules

I don't know anymore either.  Monica Lewinsky is apparently a victim/survivor even though the sex was consensual.

Yes, the sex was consensual.  The roasting on the bar-b-que that she got from the press and public was what made her a victim.


An argument could be made the power imbalance between the two prevented it from being truly consensual. I'm not sure I'd agree, but it wouldn't be without merit.
 
2019-04-15 03:05:05 PM  
Wow, Mr. President, way to not come off as desperate for a distraction by hitching your wagon to the feel-good comeback story of the year.

Tiger, do the right thing and politely decline the "honor".
 
2019-04-15 03:05:51 PM  

mrshowrules: WoolyManwich: I thought Tiger Woods was a philanderer, not a sexual assaulter. How does he fit into the #MeToo movement?

/Not being snarky, just curious
//Philanderer is a fun word to say
///3 because them's the rules

I don't know anymore either.  Monica Lewinsky is apparently a victim/survivor even though the sex was consensual.


a) because of his position of power an argument can be made that she couldn't really consent.

but

b) she told friends before she even left for Washington "I'm going to the White House to get my presidential kneepads."
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-x​p​m-1998-jan-28-mn-13032-story.html

I can see both sides of this argument.
 
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