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(WCAX Vermont)   New Hampshire man fires gun at Ceiling Cat and misses   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Associated Press, Shotgun, 2-year-old girl, 51-year-old Timothy Hale, Firearm, Shotgun shell, Copyright, All rights reserved  
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2500 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 8:02 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 08:04:43 PM  
Ceiling cat is watching you shoot your neighbor's kid.
 
2019-04-15 08:07:33 PM  
And this is the kind of idiot they let have guns.
 
2019-04-15 08:12:11 PM  

Mergatroid: And this is the kind of idiot they let have guns.


They (we) let every idiot that isnt a felon. The rest of the idiots just have them anyway.
 
2019-04-15 08:16:34 PM  
She lives above a Chuck E. Cheese?
 
2019-04-15 08:17:52 PM  
First floor: LIVE FREE

Second floor: DIE
 
2019-04-15 08:17:58 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Ceiling cat is watching you shoot your neighbor's kid.


That counts as masturbation in some states including Wisconsin.
 
2019-04-15 08:19:24 PM  
he must have been drunk because he was seeing double and had x-ray vision. Ceiling cat is a myth.
 
2019-04-15 08:26:22 PM  
New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.
 
2019-04-15 08:27:00 PM  
Drunk and alone in his apartment on a weekend..... dude's a clear winner. At least he'll get some dates in the county lockup.
 
2019-04-15 08:31:46 PM  

frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.


Pfft. VT is the upside down one!  The whole Newport NH/Claremont NH/Springfield VT area is a mess of unemployment and crime.
 
2019-04-15 08:36:01 PM  
Everyone knows you don't use shotguns when hunting pink elephants
 
2019-04-15 08:39:44 PM  
I hope the gun gets the care and attention it needs.
 
2019-04-15 08:50:42 PM  

Ker_Thwap: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Pfft. VT is the upside down one!  The whole Newport NH/Claremont NH/Springfield VT area is a mess of unemployment and crime.


That's why I stay up here in Chittenden County.
 
2019-04-15 09:09:10 PM  
See now, if the toddler had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

/thots & preyers
 
2019-04-15 09:26:29 PM  
At least the gun is okay.
 
2019-04-15 09:53:54 PM  
  About 20 years ago I bought a Dan wesson 357. It was a beauty. You could fire both .38 and 357 rounds and change the barrel from a long nose or a snub nose. I had it for about 2 years and hadn't fired it because I only bought it for home protection. I was drinking one night with the wife one night and for some reason we started talking about the gun and how we've never even shot it and how loud it would be.
I assured her it would be noisy because I'd had a 44 in the past,, and it was damn loud. She was egging me on to see how loud it was, so I went to the closet, pulled out the briefcase, grabbed the gun and pointed up to the sky and said let's find out. BANG,, BANG! I quickly closed the screen and put the gun away realising how stupid that was to do at around 3 in the morning. Around 30 minutes there was blue lightes all up and down the street.
I'm freakin out and the wife is just like "Relax how would they know it's us" ? I stuffed the gun in a hole in the wall of a closet and prayed. Bang, bang, bang, comes the knock at the door,,, and it's the farking cops. Hi sir, we've heard complaints of a gun being shot have you heard anything tonight"? "Umm, no officer, but we did hear what sounded like a backfire, we get that a lot (I lived on a very busy one way street). Then the cops went away.
2 days later I read in the paper (A newspaper is something old people used to read before the net) that and old man across the street from me sitting in his farking recliner almost got shot. He was sitting there watching TV and heard a pop and the slug landed right by his chair. I shot strait up into the sky but the farkin bullet musta  ricochet of the tree outside my window.
To this day I thank god I didn't kill someone for how stupid I was that night.
 
2019-04-15 09:57:41 PM  

frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.


The Hales hale from Vermont.
Timmy is a special case.
 
2019-04-15 10:02:54 PM  

frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.


Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.
 
2019-04-15 10:19:16 PM  

ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.


Not so sure about those earthquakes, and I'd take the Dutch over French-Canadians any day.
 
2019-04-15 10:34:48 PM  

ChicagoKev: ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.

Not so sure about those earthquakes, and I'd take the Dutch over French-Canadians any day.


Fark you. I was only kidding about the Dutch much like Micheal Cain in the Austin Powers movie. Those little bumps in that link are excactly that. Tremors. New England is due for a quake, but nothing like the shiat thats going to happen to SanFran or Japan. Fark, Yellowstown will Blow it's load and destroy most of north America before we even see another Hurricane here. Safe and sound as a pound here in NH.
 
2019-04-15 10:35:24 PM  

ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.


You also have my brother. You can keep him. Good luck!
 
2019-04-15 10:42:24 PM  

ChicagoKev: ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.

Not so sure about those earthquakes, and I'd take the Dutch over French-Canadians any day.


The French-Canadians do drywall in NH for cheap.

They also cross the border to work illegally in the US quite often but for some reason the current administration doesn't go crazy because of it.
 
2019-04-15 11:21:01 PM  

Persnickety: ChicagoKev: ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.

Not so sure about those earthquakes, and I'd take the Dutch over French-Canadians any day.

The French-Canadians do drywall in NH for cheap.

They also cross the border to work illegally in the US quite often but for some reason the current administration doesn't go crazy because of it.


Wow. Just plain wow. Yeah, The French Canadians coming over the border to do drywall is a real farkin problem. Not the farking Roofers and landscapers from Columbia or the tomato pickers from central America that work for penneys on the doller. The Canadians have a god damn marketable skill and they don't have to use their babies and a race card to get here. But yeah,, it's the "Color".
 
2019-04-15 11:21:27 PM  

Ker_Thwap: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Pfft. VT is the upside down one!


Sweden upside down looks like a stiffy.

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2019-04-15 11:44:19 PM  

MBooda: Sweden upside down looks like a stiffy.


A person who flies around in a rainbow balloon and looks at a map to see Sweden and most of Scandinavia as a farking set of cock n balls. Color me shocked. Have you rubbed one out to Long Island yet?
 
2019-04-16 12:11:05 AM  

ununcle: Persnickety: ChicagoKev: ununcle: frostus: New Hampshire. Vermont's upside down and not too bright neighbor.

Um,, Vermont's the one that's upside down. NH is the best state in the US. We have the ocean, mountains, rivers, lakes all without tornadoes, earthquakes, and the Dutch.

Not so sure about those earthquakes, and I'd take the Dutch over French-Canadians any day.

The French-Canadians do drywall in NH for cheap.

They also cross the border to work illegally in the US quite often but for some reason the current administration doesn't go crazy because of it.

Wow. Just plain wow. Yeah, The French Canadians coming over the border to do drywall is a real farkin problem. Not the farking Roofers and landscapers from Columbia or the tomato pickers from central America that work for penneys on the doller. The Canadians have a god damn marketable skill and they don't have to use their babies and a race card to get here. But yeah,, it's the "Color".


Aaaaand here we have a prime reason for Massachusetts to just build the damn I95 wall already.
 
2019-04-16 01:48:42 AM  
Go away! 'Batin'
 
2019-04-16 06:12:06 AM  
 
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