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(Some Guy)   Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave   (rocketgeeks.com) divider line
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1239 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Apr 2019 at 5:01 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 03:55:25 PM  
Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm blind.
 
2019-04-15 05:09:47 PM  

ArkAngel: Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm blind.


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2019-04-15 05:12:11 PM  

ArkAngel: Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm blind.


If the best end you've got...
is microwave...
You'd be better off writing for...
Burmashave
 
2019-04-15 05:17:21 PM  
It's just Fark
It's not news
That Adolf Hitler
Didn't like Jews
 
2019-04-15 05:20:30 PM  
JFC: eye and eye and eye of the tiger
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2019-04-15 05:48:52 PM  
This is basically the reason I won't get a tattoo spelled out in big pictures of fail.

/though I liked the Eminem M&M tat
 
2019-04-15 06:15:34 PM  
1. Dave's poem is pretty farking funny. Doesn't belong on a list of "fails", since it means something to the person who got it.

2. This one isn't that bad, considering that the source pic is pretty shiatty to begin with.
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3. This one is pure farking awesome.
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4. I'm pretty sure that they tattooed in the moire pattern from the original printed image. Jesus, and that's on top of how shiatty the pic of Mercury is in the first place.
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(Here's an example of a moire pattern, BTW)
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5. And if they can't figure out the joke here, they're as stupid as your average listicle creator.
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2019-04-15 06:22:51 PM  

germ78: This is basically the reason I won't get a tattoo spelled out in big pictures of fail.

/though I liked the Eminem M&M tat


Yeah, the M&M one was cool.

If I ever get a tattoo, it won't be spelled correctly or be grammatically correct, but that would be on purpose, so I personally wouldn't care what people thought of it.

It would be this
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Then two of them.

Then a red one.

Then a blue one.

(It's the Chinese symbol for "fish". Well, one of them anyway)

Either way, it would make sense to me, and I would enjoy it. Fark the haters! :-)
 
2019-04-15 07:03:59 PM  
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore
 
2019-04-15 08:25:36 PM  
The snake leg one was really impressive actually.
 
2019-04-15 09:27:23 PM  

baron von doodle: The snake leg one was really impressive actually.


That's what subbys Mom said to me last night.
 
2019-04-15 10:47:45 PM  
Roses are red.
My name is Tony.
This poem makes no sense,
and I want a pony.
 
2019-04-16 01:42:16 AM  
Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
 
2019-04-16 04:10:32 PM  

Jubeebee: ArkAngel: Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black,
I'm blind.

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At the risk of ruining a good joke, dogs see color.  They're effectively equivalent to people who are red-green colorblind, but that means they still see red and blue just fine, although if you put some green roses in there with the red ones they'd have trouble telling them apart.
 
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