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(The Smoking Gun)   Florida Man, 71, arrested for vile water pisstol attack   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Pinellas County, Florida, Crime, Woman, Automobile, Joel Benjamin, Water, Leo White, Ammonia  
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2053 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 2:04 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 01:46:59 PM  
Florida man in the headline and no Florida tag?
 
2019-04-15 02:06:07 PM  
I bet the victim was really pissed.
 
2019-04-15 02:06:50 PM  
Well, at least he didn't directly piss all over her because, well, *that* would be disgusting.
 
2019-04-15 02:06:52 PM  
Glad he didn't do his Flying Monkey Feces martial arts demonstration!
 
2019-04-15 02:07:19 PM  
Next time get a pet monkey to fling its feces.
 
2019-04-15 02:07:36 PM  

Yellow Beard: I bet the victim was really pissed.


Well you know what they say, better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
 
2019-04-15 02:10:24 PM  
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2019-04-15 02:11:53 PM  
Well, thank goodness it was his own urine.
 
2019-04-15 02:15:04 PM  
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approves, because it's sterile and he likes the taste
 
2019-04-15 02:18:16 PM  
Tune in next week to see what Florida man does next!
 
2019-04-15 02:19:01 PM  
Great aim, not for shooting her but for peeing in that little hole in the gun.
 
2019-04-15 02:38:22 PM  
This is my rifle, this is my gun; One is for fighting, one is for shooting piss on interlopers
 
2019-04-15 02:54:17 PM  
How the heck did I not hear about this? Not only is this the little town I live in, but the scene of the crime is right near my house.
The neighborhood gossip patrol is slacking.
 
2019-04-15 02:58:43 PM  

Yellow Beard: I bet the victim was really pissed.


I'm harvesting quotes like this for the local Facebook group where I just scooped all the local busybodies with my post.
I will not be giving credit, apologies in advance.
 
2019-04-15 02:59:15 PM  

Yellow Beard: I bet the victim was really pissed.


Also - Username checks out
 
2019-04-15 03:20:28 PM  

Optimus Primate: Yellow Beard: I bet the victim was really pissed.

I'm harvesting quotes like this for the local Facebook group where I just scooped all the local busybodies with my post.
I will not be giving credit, apologies in advance.


Harvest away
 
2019-04-15 05:00:58 PM  
Oh... come on, man.
 
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