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(MSN)   Dutch doctor fathered 49 children in an IVF scandal, will now get honorary lifetime tickets to any NBA game   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, DNA, Restriction fragment length polymorphism, Doctor, DNA profiling, Jan Karbaat, Results of DNA tests, Assisted reproductive technology, Reproduction  
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1414 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 1:15 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 01:00:49 PM  
headline doesn't work considering he died back in 2017
 
2019-04-15 01:16:30 PM  
This is how you get Hannaed.
 
2019-04-15 01:16:42 PM  
Phil Rivers on the hot seat
 
2019-04-15 01:17:10 PM  
Cecil Jacobson reads the article, whilst chuckling: "Only 49? Amateur"!
 
2019-04-15 01:17:41 PM  

snocone: This is how you get Hannaed.


Did the new show hire the Chemical Brothers? If not, fark that show.
 
2019-04-15 01:17:52 PM  
Well if there's a better way to maintain quality control I'd like to know about it.
 
2019-04-15 01:19:56 PM  
That's just f*cking creepy.
 
2019-04-15 01:19:59 PM  

Trocadero: snocone: This is how you get Hannaed.

Did the new show hire the Chemical Brothers? If not, fark that show.


Sadly they did not and they should have called it My So Called Life 2.0
 
2019-04-15 01:21:31 PM  

Trocadero: snocone: This is how you get Hannaed.

Did the new show hire the Chemical Brothers? If not, fark that show.


There is no Summer in the new series. Their loss.
 
2019-04-15 01:28:17 PM  
That happened around here in the 90s, the doctor had been doing it for years and fathered at least 100 kids.
 
2019-04-15 01:30:07 PM  

groppet: That happened around here in the 90s, the doctor had been doing it for years and fathered at least 100 kids.


I couldn't imagine the horror of learning this...
 
2019-04-15 01:31:38 PM  
49 is when a man puts pop-rocks inside a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her, delivering a pleasurable sensation to both member's genitals. The term is derived from the "49ers" who prospected rocks in San Francisco in 1849.

/ Say what?
 
2019-04-15 01:33:55 PM  
So how much money did the kids get?
 
2019-04-15 01:34:42 PM  
*did it first*

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2019-04-15 01:34:46 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: That's just f*cking creepy.


Yep. Was he trying to personally create his own "master race"? 49 confirmed with a possible 200+? Odds are some of them have "interacted"

How bout no ya crazy dutch bastard
Youtube y0QbXfvbjFk
 
2019-04-15 01:35:14 PM  

gameshowhost: *did it first*

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and yes i know the joke is already in the headline
 
2019-04-15 01:46:27 PM  
You know, he basically won the biological imperative race.

I mean, if the point of being alive is to pass on your own genes, then this guy found a way to get on top.
 
2019-04-15 01:51:21 PM  
You know what this is?

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2019-04-15 02:04:03 PM  

thehobbes: groppet: That happened around here in the 90s, the doctor had been doing it for years and fathered at least 100 kids.

I couldn't imagine the horror of learning this...


Not that horrible if the sperm was going to be from an unidentified donor.  The father is a guy who jerked off in a cup for money or a jerkoff with money, no good genes in that half of the pool.
 
2019-04-15 02:04:36 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: You know what this is?

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Passive hydraulic aiming device?
 
2019-04-15 02:29:32 PM  

flynn80: thehobbes: groppet: That happened around here in the 90s, the doctor had been doing it for years and fathered at least 100 kids.

I couldn't imagine the horror of learning this...

Not that horrible if the sperm was going to be from an unidentified donor.  The father is a guy who jerked off in a cup for money or a jerkoff with money, no good genes in that half of the pool.


Oof. Apparently this happens more than you think.

Was more concerned about couples using IVF. No way he limited it to anonymous donors.
 
2019-04-15 02:30:42 PM  
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2019-04-15 02:41:31 PM  
Meh, the Dutch all look the same anyway. How big is their gene pool anyway?
 
2019-04-15 03:18:54 PM  
So didn't each of them get the DNA of a clever doctor?

Indiana appears (?) to have declined to make this practice a felony. They are allowing lawsuits, which, what prevented them before?

https://www.wcpo.com/news/state/state​-​indiana/indiana-doctors-offspring-push​ing-state-fertility-fraud-law
 
2019-04-15 03:28:38 PM  
Dad?
 
2019-04-15 03:33:31 PM  
FTA: "The Karbaat family's lawyers in turn argued that their clients' right to privacy had to be respected.

"However, with the judges agreeing to the paternity test, the judge placed the children's rights above those of Karbaat and his family," Defence for Children advisor Iara de Witte said."

I agree that the privacy rights of non-employee sperm donors should be respected. However, the doctor had no privacy rights when he fraudulently replaced donor sperm with his own creating 49 siblings in a nation about the same size as the state of New Jersey. These kids have a right to avoid marrying one another. They and their families have a right to any information related to the fraud deliberately perpetuated against them.

Also, how arrogant was this doctor?
 
2019-04-15 03:45:03 PM  

Bruscar: FTA: "The Karbaat family's lawyers in turn argued that their clients' right to privacy had to be respected.

"However, with the judges agreeing to the paternity test, the judge placed the children's rights above those of Karbaat and his family," Defence for Children advisor Iara de Witte said."

I agree that the privacy rights of non-employee sperm donors should be respected. However, the doctor had no privacy rights when he fraudulently replaced donor sperm with his own creating 49 siblings in a nation about the same size as the state of New Jersey. These kids have a right to avoid marrying one another. They and their families have a right to any information related to the fraud deliberately perpetuated against them.

Also, how arrogant was this doctor?


Have you ever met a doctor?
 
2019-04-15 05:02:21 PM  

thehobbes: Bruscar: FTA: "The Karbaat family's lawyers in turn argued that their clients' right to privacy had to be respected.

"However, with the judges agreeing to the paternity test, the judge placed the children's rights above those of Karbaat and his family," Defence for Children advisor Iara de Witte said."

I agree that the privacy rights of non-employee sperm donors should be respected. However, the doctor had no privacy rights when he fraudulently replaced donor sperm with his own creating 49 siblings in a nation about the same size as the state of New Jersey. These kids have a right to avoid marrying one another. They and their families have a right to any information related to the fraud deliberately perpetuated against them.

Also, how arrogant was this doctor?

Have you ever met a doctor?


Have you ever met a Dutch doctor?
 
2019-04-15 07:16:37 PM  

BATMANATEE: [i.pinimg.com image 645x960]


Damn, I didn't know he wrote that episode. Makes a lot more sense now. I actually started watching the X-Files b/c of a girl, and she was totally pro-ship, so of course I was anti-ship, and this was the first episode we watched together after I finally got her out on a real date.

/didn't work out in the long run
//b/c she was a blasted shipper, obviously
 
2019-04-15 08:16:55 PM  
Wilt farkin Chamberlain!
 
2019-04-15 10:34:06 PM  

flynn80: thehobbes: groppet: That happened around here in the 90s, the doctor had been doing it for years and fathered at least 100 kids.

I couldn't imagine the horror of learning this...

Not that horrible if the sperm was going to be from an unidentified donor.  The father is a guy who jerked off in a cup for money or a jerkoff with money, no good genes in that half of the pool.


Except that wasn't the case. It was mostly the husband as the donor.
 
2019-04-15 10:45:47 PM  

thehobbes: Bruscar: FTA: "The Karbaat family's lawyers in turn argued that their clients' right to privacy had to be respected.

"However, with the judges agreeing to the paternity test, the judge placed the children's rights above those of Karbaat and his family," Defence for Children advisor Iara de Witte said."

I agree that the privacy rights of non-employee sperm donors should be respected. However, the doctor had no privacy rights when he fraudulently replaced donor sperm with his own creating 49 siblings in a nation about the same size as the state of New Jersey. These kids have a right to avoid marrying one another. They and their families have a right to any information related to the fraud deliberately perpetuated against them.

Also, how arrogant was this doctor?

Have you ever met a doctor?


As the daughter of a doctor... this
 
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