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(WGEM Quincy)   If you ever wanted to know what happened to the Swiss Miss logo girl, she's now distributing meth in Iowa   (wgem.com) divider line
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2019-04-15 04:35:06 PM  
I originally read that as "Swiss Maralago girl".

Still fits.
 
2019-04-15 04:56:40 PM  
She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.
 
2019-04-15 04:57:30 PM  
The original Morton Salt umbrella girl used to strip just outside Las Vegas. Ironically, she used the stage name "Pepper."
 
2019-04-15 04:57:40 PM  

Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.


Never sample the product.
 
2019-04-15 04:59:02 PM  

Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.


Was what I thought. Maybe she snorts cocoa powder instead.
 
2019-04-15 05:01:47 PM  
Wow, creepy eyes.
 
2019-04-15 05:01:48 PM  
within 1000 feet of a public park, class C felony with an enhancement.

I think this "within X feet of a" enhancement is bullshait. Up the sentence for selling drugs if you want, but knock it off with "OH, and add on selling in a school yard too".
 
2019-04-15 05:03:22 PM  
Ft. Madison and Meth.  They go together like cocoa and marshmallows
 
2019-04-15 05:04:45 PM  

cgraves67: Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.

Never sample the product.


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2019-04-15 05:06:37 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:07:58 PM  
That is the friendly, inviting face I want to meet and trust when purchasing potentially deadly narcotics.  No doubt she's watering her product down with nasty chemicals, but she makes me feel like she wouldn't, which is all I want before my addiction kills me.
 
2019-04-15 05:08:01 PM  

TommyDeuce: Ft. Madison and Meth.  They go together like cocoa and marshmallows


But in her case, it's..
(sing it with me)
..with mini marshmallows.
 
2019-04-15 05:08:25 PM  

boyvoyeur: within 1000 feet of a public park, class C felony with an enhancement.

I think this "within X feet of a" enhancement is bullshait. Up the sentence for selling drugs if you want, but knock it off with "OH, and add on selling in a school yard too".


I hear ya, but in my experience public parks in cities are where the drugs are sold to those who don't have a "guy".

Spent a lot of time "walking through" Washington square park in NYC back in the day.
 
2019-04-15 05:10:08 PM  
I stole this and posted it on FB and I ain't too proud to admit it (here).  Still kinda' want.  I'm a sucker for blondes in pigtails/ponytails.
 
2019-04-15 05:10:12 PM  

Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.


Imagine what she will look like 4 mug shots from now.
 
2019-04-15 05:12:09 PM  

ChrisDe: The original Morton Salt umbrella girl used to strip just outside Las Vegas. Ironically, she used the stage name "Pepper."


Heh, heh. Then there was the Ivory Snow girl....
 
2019-04-15 05:12:57 PM  
CSB:  my old doctor, she had her medical school diploma on her wall.  her original last name?  Meth.  yup.  she was honest to god "Dr. Meth" up until she got married.  I asked her what the derivation /ethnicity of the name was and i think she said Hungarian.  it was a while ago.  could be wrong.

Dr. Meth.  sweat to god!
 
2019-04-15 05:13:16 PM  
So...5 bucks?
 
2019-04-15 05:18:19 PM  
I will get her clean and sober, even if I have to tie her to a bed to do so.
Er, wait, no...
 
2019-04-15 05:20:30 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:25:40 PM  
 
2019-04-15 05:29:49 PM  
Chocolate is the gateway drug for meth.
 
2019-04-15 05:30:09 PM  
Are we sure this isn't Kate McKinnon getting way too into method acting?
 
2019-04-15 05:33:06 PM  
Why are her eyes so damn big?

She must have looked like a toon when she was a kid.

/would still hit it
 
2019-04-15 05:34:19 PM  
She has very pretty crazy eyes.
 
2019-04-15 05:34:28 PM  

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That does sound pretty good.
 
2019-04-15 05:35:12 PM  
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2019-04-15 05:42:09 PM  

boyvoyeur: within 1000 feet of a public park, class C felony with an enhancement.

I think this "within X feet of a" enhancement is bullshait. Up the sentence for selling drugs if you want, but knock it off with "OH, and add on selling in a school yard too".


I mean, a school yard would be one thing.

But blocks away....?
 
2019-04-15 05:43:03 PM  
Who put the benzadrine in her Ovaltine?
 
2019-04-15 05:43:28 PM  
She looks like Frodo
 
2019-04-15 05:48:57 PM  

Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.


You have a solid two days to hit on her before she looks like a witch from the Evil Dead.
 
2019-04-15 05:54:11 PM  
5g.  What is the volume of 5g of meth?  Like, smaller than an egg?

If you're not acting like an asshat, I don't see how people get busted with that small a quantity of anything.

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WTF am I seeing there?  It looks like before/after meth pictures of Denis Leary, and it looks real.  Since I haven't made an idiot of myself on fark yet this week, I have to ask.
 
2019-04-15 05:56:06 PM  
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So that's what Elizabeth Holmes has been doing.
 
2019-04-15 06:01:17 PM  
"I reckon yer as pretty as the girl on the box o' hot chocolate."
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2019-04-15 06:01:26 PM  
I'd still hit it...
 
2019-04-15 06:04:15 PM  

puffy999: boyvoyeur: within 1000 feet of a public park, class C felony with an enhancement.

I think this "within X feet of a" enhancement is bullshait. Up the sentence for selling drugs if you want, but knock it off with "OH, and add on selling in a school yard too".

I mean, a school yard would be one thing.

But blocks away....?


Yeah, it's clearly bullshiat. I'm pretty sure you're always within a 1000 feet of something that warrants an enhancement. I wonder what dead kid this stupid law is named after.
 
2019-04-15 06:04:17 PM  

Action Replay Nick: Are we sure this isn't Kate McKinnon getting way too into method acting?


Looks like a cross between Kate McKinnon and Amy Schumer.
 
2019-04-15 06:11:08 PM  

winedrinkingman: Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.

You have a solid two days to hit on her before she looks like a witch from the Evil Dead.


That's about 1 day, 23 hours, and 58 minutes more than I'll need to disappoint her.
 
2019-04-15 06:16:49 PM  
Boy...there's a face that will never loom over someone, bloody knife in hand, whispering "Now do you love me?"
 
2019-04-15 06:18:42 PM  
Now now... She may not end up looking like an elderly babboon's ass. It says she was distributing. She might just be the dealer, and is smart enough to not actually use her product.

Either way, meth is for dumb people. If you look at what it does to folks, and you still say "Yeah, gimme some of that shiat!" you don't deserve much in the way of mercy or pity. You're a self-destructive moron who would eat toxic waste if you thought it would give you a buzz.
 
2019-04-15 06:35:37 PM  

WilderKWight: Now now... She may not end up looking like an elderly babboon's ass. It says she was distributing. She might just be the dealer, and is smart enough to not actually use her product.

Either way, meth is for dumb people. If you look at what it does to folks, and you still say "Yeah, gimme some of that shiat!" you don't deserve much in the way of mercy or pity. You're a self-destructive moron who would eat toxic waste if you thought it would give you a buzz.


*licks toad*

Wut?
 
2019-04-15 06:51:52 PM  
Why do I get the feeling that her favorite activities include distributing meth and proselytizing about the glory of the white race?
 
2019-04-15 06:54:10 PM  

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Someone has turned into Dennis Leary who has turned into Willem DaFoe??
 
2019-04-15 07:01:04 PM  

hubiestubert: Boy...there's a face that will never loom over someone, bloody knife in hand, whispering "Now do you love me?"


I dunno. I think she was intentionally making a bizarre face so that it is harder to recognize her when she looks "normal." Sometimes (many/all times) people strike a pose they've unintentionally practiced for the camera their entire lives. Sometimes (not at all often) somebody intentionally f's up a photo to mask what they really look like.

Or not. Hard to tell.
 
2019-04-15 07:05:46 PM  

drewogatory: puffy999: boyvoyeur: within 1000 feet of a public park, class C felony with an enhancement.

I think this "within X feet of a" enhancement is bullshait. Up the sentence for selling drugs if you want, but knock it off with "OH, and add on selling in a school yard too".

I mean, a school yard would be one thing.

But blocks away....?

Yeah, it's clearly bullshiat. I'm pretty sure you're always within a 1000 feet of something that warrants an enhancement. I wonder what dead kid this stupid law is named after.


Reagan
 
2019-04-15 07:06:42 PM  
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2019-04-15 07:14:59 PM  

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Thank you . I could not understand the reference, but I see now that it was...quite apt.
 
2019-04-15 07:21:24 PM  

Coconice: 5g.  What is the volume of 5g of meth?  Like, smaller than an egg?

If you're not acting like an asshat, I don't see how people get busted with that small a quantity of anything.

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WTF am I seeing there?  It looks like before/after meth pictures of Denis Leary, and it looks real.  Since I haven't made an idiot of myself on fark yet this week, I have to ask.


Guy on left is good looking dude from Game of Thrones, middle is Denis Leary, right is William Defoe. I'll admit, it is a convincing illusion.
 
2019-04-15 07:37:56 PM  

WilderKWight: Now now... She may not end up looking like an elderly babboon's ass. It says she was distributing. She might just be the dealer, and is smart enough to not actually use her product.

Either way, meth is for dumb people. If you look at what it does to folks, and you still say "Yeah, gimme some of that shiat!" you don't deserve much in the way of mercy or pity. You're a self-destructive moron who would eat toxic waste if you thought it would give you a buzz.


Meth is Japan's gift to us.

Seriously. Methamphetamine was first derived from ephedrine in 1885. By one of the first Japanese pharmaceutical doctor to Berlin. He shelved it, not being able to come up with a good application for it. Crystal meth was created first in 1919, and it was used first as to treat psychiatric patients. The Germans and Japanese both adopted the drug in pill form, during WWII, but the Japanese banned it in the 50s--oddly enough, a LOT of ex-soldiers and vets had some issues with the drug. And the Yakuza kept producing it, and the recipes eventually wound up here in the US as folks realized that you could distill a much stronger drug out of ephedrine which had some domestic use.

It's been a weird road for a drug that's 130 years old...
 
2019-04-15 07:47:43 PM  

TommyDeuce: winedrinkingman: Catlenfell: She must be new to meth, she looks way to clean.

You have a solid two days to hit on her before she looks like a witch from the Evil Dead.

That's about 1 day, 23 hours, and 58 minutes more than I'll need to disappoint her.


Show-off.  Quit bragging.
 
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