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(NYPost)   You know how it goes. First you get the mayor title, then you get the prostitution charge   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Sexual intercourse, Hollis Tharpe, 67-year-old married father, Virginia mayor, small town, massage parlor, great-grandfather, Front Royal  
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1634 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2019 at 7:37 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 05:45:33 PM  
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2019-04-15 07:35:21 PM  
Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."
 
2019-04-15 07:40:28 PM  
Maybe there's less teeth in Front Royal?
 
2019-04-15 07:45:40 PM  
Mayor accused of soliciting prostitute at massage parlor

He is a member of the Warren County Republican Committee
It's almost as if there were a theme...

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2019-04-15 07:46:16 PM  
Oh please, does that look like the kind of dude that has to pay for sex?
 
2019-04-15 07:47:37 PM  
Give the guy a break.  He just wanted to poll the electorate.
 
2019-04-15 07:48:58 PM  
The 67-year-old married father of four, who is also a great-grandfather,

at what point does this stop mattering?  Seriously the kids are done and raised.
 
2019-04-15 07:49:07 PM  

Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."


Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".
 
2019-04-15 07:49:19 PM  

John the Magnificent: Give the guy a break.  He just wanted to poll the electorate.


You misspelled pole.
 
2019-04-15 07:50:24 PM  

Subtonic: Oh please, does that look like the kind of dude that has to pay for sex?


Oh he definitely has to pay to get laid. Maybe that could be his defense? "Your Honor look at me. Would you fark me?"
 
2019-04-15 07:50:37 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Mayor accused of soliciting prostitute at massage parlor

He is a member of the Warren County Republican Committee
It's almost as if there were a theme...

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I'm kinda drunk and looked around for that and found it irritating and gave up.

/stupid liberal media
// I'm probably beyond kinda
 
2019-04-15 07:52:30 PM  
I don't get it.

I can jerk myself off just fine, but I can't give myself a luxurious hot oil rub-down.
 
2019-04-15 07:53:24 PM  
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2019-04-15 07:56:33 PM  
Dammit, I've been doing it backwards!  Mayor first, THEN the prostitution charges, of course.
 
2019-04-15 07:57:31 PM  

powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".


Um I guess you're going to the wrong franchises.  Or the right ones.  I don't judge.
 
2019-04-15 07:58:07 PM  

mrparks: I don't get it.

I can jerk myself off just fine, but I can't give myself a luxurious hot oil rub-down.


Not with that attitude!
 
2019-04-15 07:59:12 PM  

Flincher: Subtonic: Oh please, does that look like the kind of dude that has to pay for sex?

Oh he definitely has to pay to get laid. Maybe that could be his defense? "Your Honor look at me. Would you fark me?"


Honestly, that's a pretty good argument. "Your Honor. I am a farking troll, it's disgusting to even jerk myself off!"
 
2019-04-15 07:59:13 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: The 67-year-old married father of four, who is also a great-grandfather,

at what point does this stop mattering?  Seriously the kids are done and raised.


Old married men with kids and grand-kids are the pinnacle of moral propriety, so clearly there must be something else at work here... something sinister, probably liberal.
 
2019-04-15 07:59:49 PM  

Subtonic: Oh please, does that look like the kind of dude that has to pay for sex?


You don't pay for the sex.  You pay for them to go away,
 
2019-04-15 08:00:08 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: The 67-year-old married father of four, who is also a great-grandfather,

at what point does this stop mattering?  Seriously the kids are done and raised.


Party of family values.
 
2019-04-15 08:06:46 PM  

Fart_Machine: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Um I guess you're going to the wrong franchises.  Or the right ones.  I don't judge.


Massage Envy has been in the news more than once for women being groped during their massages. I just extrapolated that out a bit.
 
2019-04-15 08:08:13 PM  
Better than biatching about being an incel I guess

/as long as it was 2 party consent
 
2019-04-15 08:17:15 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Mayor accused of soliciting prostitute at massage parlor

He is a member of the Warren County Republican Committee
It's almost as if there were a theme...

[img.fark.net image 538x302]

I'm kinda drunk and looked around for that and found it irritating and gave up.

/stupid liberal media
// I'm probably beyond kinda


My google fu is strong (and sober).
 
2019-04-15 08:22:44 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: TheDarkSaintOfGin: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Mayor accused of soliciting prostitute at massage parlor

He is a member of the Warren County Republican Committee
It's almost as if there were a theme...

[img.fark.net image 538x302]

I'm kinda drunk and looked around for that and found it irritating and gave up.

/stupid liberal media
// I'm probably beyond kinda

My google fu is strong (and sober).


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2019-04-15 08:33:27 PM  

powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".


That's what the nudging and winking was about.
 
2019-04-15 08:33:56 PM  
Hey, you can't spell "title" without a little tit.
 
2019-04-15 08:36:22 PM  
Hollis Tharpe - (R)
 
2019-04-15 08:37:14 PM  

powhound: Fart_Machine: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Um I guess you're going to the wrong franchises.  Or the right ones.  I don't judge.

Massage Envy has been in the news more than once for women being groped during their massages. I just extrapolated that out a bit.


Something something fark something my personal erotica site.
 
2019-04-15 08:38:09 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: Fart_Machine: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Um I guess you're going to the wrong franchises.  Or the right ones.  I don't judge.

Massage Envy has been in the news more than once for women being groped during their massages. I just extrapolated that out a bit.

Something something fark something my personal erotica site.


Alright that was the wrong comment to reply to..... that's enough farking today (they lied)
 
2019-04-15 08:40:10 PM  

powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".


Something something fark something my personal erotica site.

/that's the right one
//how YOU doin?
 
2019-04-15 08:44:09 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Something something fark something my personal erotica site.

/that's the right one
//how YOU doin?


Hahaha ....
 
2019-04-15 08:45:27 PM  

Fart_Machine: Subtonic: Oh please, does that look like the kind of dude that has to pay for sex?

You don't pay for the sex.  You pay for them to go away,


JFC but this tired old bullshiat needs to go away.

Maybe if I pay it, people ugly-ass old dudes who actually have to pay for sex will stop spouting it.
 
2019-04-15 08:50:35 PM  

powhound: TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Something something fark something my personal erotica site.

/that's the right one
//how YOU doin?

Hahaha ....


It only took me three times no laughing
 
2019-04-15 08:56:01 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Something something fark something my personal erotica site.

/that's the right one
//how YOU doin?

Hahaha ....

It only took me three times no laughing


Was gin involved?
 
2019-04-15 08:57:57 PM  

powhound: TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: TheDarkSaintOfGin: powhound: Unobtanium: Dude, you want a massage, drive over to Massage Envy in Winchester. You wanted a "massage (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

Dude you go to massage envy and you are just as likely to get an anal probing by a male "masseuse".

Something something fark something my personal erotica site.

/that's the right one
//how YOU doin?

Hahaha ....

It only took me three times no laughing

Was gin involved?


No comment
 
2019-04-16 12:24:32 AM  
biatch set me up
 
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