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(Lehigh Valley Live)   New Jersey bride takes her vows seriously, standing by her husband in sickness, health, and court appearances for getting drunk, sexually assaulting a waitress in a bathroom, and starting a fight with cops   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Crimes, Misdemeanor, Bucks County, Pennsylvania, Assault, New Jersey, Marriage, Crime, Matthew Aimers  
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2019-04-15 04:15:47 PM  
"If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.
 
2019-04-15 04:28:59 PM  
But she can change him
 
2019-04-15 04:32:59 PM  

Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.


I mean...it kinda sounds like best lawyer ever™ admitted that something went down.

/ also, it sounds like they pulled him off of his victim sooooo....
 
2019-04-15 04:33:09 PM  

cautionflag: But she can change him


why would she want to?

This guy sounds like fun.
 
2019-04-15 04:33:43 PM  

cautionflag: But she can change him


Like into a brooch or a pterodactyl ?
 
2019-04-15 04:35:11 PM  
Could be the next trumpwife with stupid loyalty like that. If only she was a bit more... Cyrillic
 
2019-04-15 04:35:48 PM  

Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.


It's the Chewbacca Married a Ewok Defense.
 
2019-04-15 04:37:20 PM  

Thenixon: Could be the next trumpwife with stupid loyalty like that. If only she was a bit more... Cyrillic


I think you mean 'stupidly inane money vulture' illic.
 
2019-04-15 04:38:19 PM  
Aimers was also in the middle of a fight that broke out near the conclusion of the reception when an employee told him he couldn't bring alcohol outside, police said at the time. He punched the worker and then got into a scrum with police when he ignored an officer's commands while attempting to board a shuttle bus, authorities said.

Why won't anybody trust his version of events?  It's a riddle, I tell you.
 
2019-04-15 04:41:08 PM  

iheartscotch: Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.

I mean...it kinda sounds like best lawyer ever™ admitted that something went down.

/ also, it sounds like they pulled him off of his victim sooooo....


"And really, if she can forgive, shouldn't we?"
 
2019-04-15 04:43:56 PM  
Sounds like a good 'ol Pennsyltucky wedding to me.
 
2019-04-15 04:45:08 PM  
"If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."
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2019-04-15 04:46:58 PM  
"If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."


:Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it isn't really my client who is on trial, rather it's true love that is on trial here.

And who here would want to convict true love?  I rest my case.
 
2019-04-15 04:53:01 PM  
The only people I feel sorry for in this case is the waitress and the father in law.

My hope is the lawyer and/or father in law said "stand by him until this blows over to make yourself look 'as good as possible', then dump him."
 
2019-04-15 04:53:28 PM  

Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.


So glad this was the Weeners in this thread. Most asinine thing about this story.
Besides of course the sexual assault.
 
2019-04-15 04:53:57 PM  
Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man (Audio) (Pseudo Video)
Youtube AM-b8P1yj9w


/ can't hear this song without thinking of the Blues Brothers
 
2019-04-15 04:54:46 PM  
Boobies
Boobies
Boobies
 
2019-04-15 04:55:02 PM  
My degree in law may have been through a mail order catalog, but I'm positive if she stood by him as he assaulted someone, that makes her an accessory.
 
2019-04-15 04:55:18 PM  

feralbaby: Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.

So glad this was the Weeners in this thread. Most asinine thing about this story.
Besides of course the sexual assault.


Dammit I've been on Fark over a decade now. I KNOW BETTER.
Not cool for a sexual assault story, Fark filter. Not cool at all.
 
2019-04-15 04:55:42 PM  
Weeners?
 
2019-04-15 04:56:41 PM  
That guy has one of those faces that is difficult to forgive.
 
2019-04-15 04:56:41 PM  

feralbaby: feralbaby: Diogenes: "If that young man committed a crime at his reception, Dr. Phil couldn't fix his marriage," attorney Louis Busico said. "The fact that she's with him tells you he's an innocent man."

I would argue that if this is the evidence of innocence put forth by your attorney, you're guilty as hell.

So glad this was the Weeners in this thread. Most asinine thing about this story.
Besides of course the sexual assault.

Dammit I've been on Fark over a decade now. I KNOW BETTER.
Not cool for a sexual assault story, Fark filter. Not cool at all.


FYI... I'd forgotten which words went with which filter. Hence to my two nonsensical posts.
 
2019-04-15 05:00:55 PM  
Damn I need to meet me a nice gal like that.
 
2019-04-15 05:04:29 PM  
Hold on to her, man.  This one's a keeper.
 
2019-04-15 05:18:41 PM  
If only my ex was that forgiving. And all did was be unemployed due to medical issues. biatch...
 
2019-04-15 05:31:28 PM  
This is who he needs for a lawyer

Animal House (7/10) Movie CLIP - Deltas on Trial (1978) HD
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2019-04-15 06:23:22 PM  
God help me I had to click to see if I actually knew the girl.

Her name isn't in the article, FWIW.  And I don't.  So there's that.
 
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