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(Navy Times)   US Navy gets a brain, Moran. Seriously, this guy is a personal friend of subby's. He's not only an outstanding leader, he's a truly great person   (navytimes.com) divider line
    More: Cool, United States Navy, Master Chief Petty Officer, vice chief of naval operations, first opportunity, United States Pacific Command, Commodore, Officer, Command Master Chief Petty Officer  
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2019-04-15 01:18:12 PM  
Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.
 
2019-04-15 01:31:41 PM  

Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.


So why aren't more of us in cabinet positions?
 
2019-04-15 01:35:32 PM  
hey subby, tell your buddy thanks for his OUTSTANDING service.
 
2019-04-15 01:36:44 PM  
Well, that's a shame, subby...now he's got the Trump.

Doesn't matter how dedicated or competent he was before :/

/for example, Mattis
 
2019-04-15 01:37:37 PM  
In before the idiotic lighthouse story gets posted.
 
2019-04-15 01:39:28 PM  
Subby, you know this dude is going to be unrecognizable to you in a matter of months.  It happens to everyone that gets within trumps orbit.
 
2019-04-15 01:39:49 PM  
This is good news - When CMC's are honoring you - that says a LOT!!!!
 
2019-04-15 01:40:55 PM  
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2019-04-15 01:48:22 PM  
OK, what I want to know is why he is wearing Dolphins in that picture. I don't see any record of him earning them on his Wiki page. It says he is an aviator.
 
2019-04-15 01:53:41 PM  

egomann: OK, what I want to know is why he is wearing Dolphins in that picture. I don't see any record of him earning them on his Wiki page. It says he is an aviator.


Working deep undercover?
 
2019-04-15 02:04:17 PM  

Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.


Yep.
 
2019-04-15 02:10:06 PM  
Hey, my cousin is an admiral in the Navy, do you know him?

/His name is Vince
 
2019-04-15 02:26:24 PM  
As admirable as he may be, just wait for Dead State of the 98% to rifle through his bins and find out he kicked a puppy when  he was 12 or something
 
2019-04-15 02:27:39 PM  
The military usually weeds out those kind of people, they are not good at following orders from war profiteers/criminals.  It is hard to be an outstanding leader for an organization that has its employees march in a line as basic training.  The guy standing outside the line gets targeted first when fighting undisciplined revolutionaries, last when fighting a "civilized" military organization.
 
2019-04-15 02:29:57 PM  
Hashtag Go USA.

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2019-04-15 02:32:12 PM  
Hey subby, I'm trying to get into the Navy as we speak, how about getting your buddy to hook a sister up with some expedited medical waivers?

/we see here that we finally processed those doctor sign-off forms which we specifically requested and you submitted weeks ago, but it turns out we actually needed a totally different form for this doctor and the other doctor didn't word his statement the exact way we wanted. It's no problem for you to make more doc appointments and take more time off work to fix that, right?
 
2019-04-15 02:49:51 PM  

justadadX3: CMC


CMC?  I hope you're not talking about the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
 
2019-04-15 02:55:40 PM  

jackmalice: justadadX3: CMC

CMC?  I hope you're not talking about the Cutie Mark Crusaders.


Could be .... but I meant Command Master Chief - those guys are super squared away.
 
2019-04-15 03:05:05 PM  

aungen: Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.

So why aren't more of us in cabinet positions?


For all you know I'm blacking out sections of the Mueller report in crayon as we speak.
 
2019-04-15 03:11:21 PM  
He fought to hike career sea pay and got it.

Awesome, people serving in dangerous conditions should get the benefit of defense spending; not investors.

He tried to muscle the Navy bureaucracy to make it more welcoming to families, including growing the capacity of child development centers, lengthening the hours they're open, liberalizing paternity and adoption leave and making it easier for military spouses to work in the same community.

Awesome: I hope he goes on to achieve ever above stated goal that he has not yet checked off.

He predicted that without a supplemental infusion of cash the Navy would begin to shutter air wings and defer maintenance for surface ships and submarines. Lawmakers overwhelmingly passed hefty defense spending hikes, including increased aircraft and shipbuilding procurement and more funding for maintenance.

Not awesome. While rearranging funds would have been acceptable, the USA has spent far, far too much on defense for too long.
 
2019-04-15 03:13:28 PM  
Guess the Costa Concordia was busy.
 
2019-04-15 03:13:55 PM  
FlyNavyhas friends?
 
2019-04-15 03:17:17 PM  

wyltoknow: Hey subby, I'm trying to get into the Navy as we speak, how about getting your buddy to hook a sister up with some expedited medical waivers?

/we see here that we finally processed those doctor sign-off forms which we specifically requested and you submitted weeks ago, but it turns out we actually needed a totally different form for this doctor and the other doctor didn't word his statement the exact way we wanted. It's no problem for you to make more doc appointments and take more time off work to fix that, right?


I hope you don't think it's going to get more logical when you get in.
 
2019-04-15 03:19:34 PM  
Remember that Trump only picks the best.
 
2019-04-15 03:33:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: FlyNavyhas friends?


I hear he's good buddies with that Marine Core guy.
 
2019-04-15 03:35:17 PM  
Congrats to the new CNO.  Now, can you please get rid of that stupid-ass camp uniform.  Make Sailors look like Sailors.
 
2019-04-15 04:21:43 PM  

Trucker: Congrats to the new CNO.  Now, can you please get rid of that stupid-ass camp uniform.  Make Sailors look like Sailors.


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Is this what you had in mind?

Or perhaps this?
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The internet is a weird place
 
2019-04-15 04:53:50 PM  

justadadX3: jackmalice: justadadX3: CMC

CMC?  I hope you're not talking about the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Could be .... but I meant Command Master Chief - those guys are super squared away.


The CMC from my ship when I was in the Navy.  He did 47 years on active duty (1944-1991).

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2019-04-15 05:21:16 PM  

Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.


I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
 
2019-04-15 05:53:15 PM  
If we avoid another USS Cowpens, I'll applaud.
 
2019-04-15 08:21:20 PM  
I do aerobics 3 days a week.  About a year and a half ago we got a new instructor, she's great.  Last month she said she'd be leaving us in June.  Why?  Her husband was awarded command of a Destroyer.  He shipped out in Feb, she and her 2 kids are moving to Washington state in June.

So what did I do?  Went to some thrift stores and garage sales, found a nice battleship model for $20 and a plastic godzilla for $0.50.  Wrapped them up with instructions to "practice in the bathtub before shiat gets real" and gave it to her.

I've never met the guy, but she says he loved it.
 
2019-04-15 09:27:20 PM  
Read the article, got three words: Rum, sodomy and the lash.
 
6 days ago  

Cagey B: aungen: Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.

So why aren't more of us in cabinet positions?

For all you know I'm blacking out sections of the Mueller report in crayon as we speak.


Its better when I just assume everything on the internet is true.
 
6 days ago  

aungen: Cagey B: aungen: Cagey B: Anyone that would associate with a Farker is unsuitable for any position of responsibility.

So why aren't more of us in cabinet positions?

For all you know I'm blacking out sections of the Mueller report in crayon as we speak.

Its better when I just assume everything on the internet is true.


Uhh...bonjour.
 
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