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(SacBee)   Today's lesson on how not to avoid police attention while driving drunk   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, San Francisco Bay Area, California Highway Patrol officers, 22-year-old Vacaville man, California Highway Patrol, drunken driver, minor injuries, recent memory, Martinez, California  
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2917 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2019 at 9:14 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-04-15 09:22:49 PM  
Don't drive drunk.

It's not just your own life at stake.
2019-04-15 09:31:07 PM  
All this drink talk is making me thirsty.
2019-04-15 09:36:13 PM  
My big brother was killed by a drunk driver. He was only 17. I had the dubious pleasure of seeing him in the hospital, with a shattered body and a caved in head.

Don't drink and drive.
2019-04-15 09:38:00 PM  

ChimpNipples: All this drink talk is making me thirsty.

Have a drink

Just don't drive
2019-04-15 09:45:57 PM  
Shoulda been charged with an owl.
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The video of dumb crooks was better.
2019-04-15 09:50:41 PM  
Drunk drivers are selfish assholes.
2019-04-15 10:21:21 PM  
Today's lesson never click on a link to a sac bee story.
2019-04-15 10:34:13 PM  
ask D.D. -- the designated decoy-a person who you can trust with this when it is bestowed upon them--he drives the opposite way everyone wants to go. He's sober, but draws the heat away from everyone else with only a minor moving violation. He does get dibs on the back up plan of booze at the house and help with the fine. You will honor your turn as the D.D.
2019-04-15 11:22:42 PM  

TomTudbury: Don't drive drunk.

It's not just your own life at stake.

I'm a daily commuter motorcyclist, and I despise drunk driving. If you can't keep your drinking and your car separate, either stop drinking or move to a city where you can just stumble home. I do it all the time. Bike gets parked, and I get loaded.
2019-04-16 08:26:56 AM  
I'm going to go with the opposite and say if you're going to drive drunk, please attract police attention at the earliest opportunity. Then you can be arrested and rot in prison where you belong.
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