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(CTV News)   If you don't want your kid to grow up to be the guy who walks down the street casually setting cars on fire, maybe don't name him Malice   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
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5 days ago  
To avoid prosecution he should skip bail and move to Texas.

and thus become callous Malice from Dallas.
 
5 days ago  
I'd definitely change my last name to Aforethought.
 
5 days ago  
We had this discussion earlier.

My son is named after a certain Vulcan Ambassador. So he might grow up logical and a prominent figure in interstellar relations.
 
5 days ago  
It's a genius set up for the perfect legal defense.

"Your honor, in light of the fact that my clients very own name makes it impossible for him to be judged fairly by a jury of his peers, I move that the case against him be dismissed."
 
5 days ago  
Mostly because everyone will call him Alice.
 
5 days ago  
Get Allstate, so you're better protected from Malice...like me.
 
5 days ago  
Bets on that the parents pronouced it Mal-leece?

/done messed up A-A-ron
 
5 days ago  
I'm an old geek, the first thing the name Malice brings to mind is one of the Marauders.
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5 days ago  
Nominative determinism is a thing.
 
5 days ago  
Is he from here?

The Jam - Town Called Malice
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5 days ago  
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Hitler, Bill
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
My name is Mayhem subby
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5 days ago  
Mommy didn't hug him enough.
Also, what kind of idiotic parents would give their kid that name?
He was doomed from the start.
 
5 days ago  
04.Vigilante
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Way underrated 80s metal.
 
5 days ago  
Malice Sutton. 

Who names their child Malice?

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

akya: To avoid prosecution he should skip bail and move to Texas.

and thus become callous Malice from Dallas.


Then move into porn.

/Decorum prohibits.
 
5 days ago  
My imaginary friend Malice said there was a candy egg.

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5 days ago  
some men just want to see the world burn

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4 days ago  
I knew a woman who was married to Dennis, the dentist, from Dallas.

//knew her many times
 
4 days ago  

JimmySlicings: [img.fark.net image 300x411]


There he is.

For the first few days after his murder, local news was pronouncing it "Muh-LEASE."
 
4 days ago  

The Third Man: Is he from here?

[YouTube video: The Jam - Town Called Malice]


Came here for this, leaving satisfied....
 
TWX
4 days ago  
Maybe his nature was realized right from the beginning.

The head labor and delivery nurse might've realized right away that he was bad to the bone, and spoken up.
 
4 days ago  
Hawaiian shirt guy was awesome.
 
4 days ago  
"He drew a line in gasoline and lit it on the sidewalk just so he could sort of like stop everyone that was chasing him."

I suspect this isn't as cool as I am imagining it to be.
 
4 days ago  
One of the random mooks from Knights of the round?
 
4 days ago  

TWX: Maybe his nature was realized right from the beginning.

The head labor and delivery nurse might've realized right away that he was bad to the bone, and spoken up.


Did all the nurses gather round and gaze with wild wonder?
 
4 days ago  
Don't play with gas.
 
4 days ago  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Mommy didn't hug him enough.
Also, what kind of idiotic parents would give their kid that name?
He was doomed from the start.


I sometimes wonder whatever happened to a kid my wife babysat about 10-12 years ago.

The father's name was (apparently) "Smokey" and his son's name was 'Blaze'.    No idea what the mom's name was, as the couple weren't together (surprise) which made for the usual dumpster fire of scheduling regarding their mutual genetic victim.

Last time I saw "Smokey", it was when he was in the front hallway of my house muttering under his breath at having to pay out an extra $50 because he was 2 hours late picking up his kid.
 
4 days ago  

Boojum2k: I'm an old geek, the first thing the name Malice brings to mind is one of the Marauders.
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I prefer the Sue Storm "Malice" personality.  Her outfit is borderline NSFW, though, so you'll have to GIS her yourself.
 
4 days ago  
Budz Kronik will be in the NotY bracket when he grows up.   This year's bracket belongs to Jizyah Shorts.
 
4 days ago  

Hallows_Eve: Bets on that the parents pronouced it Mal-leece?

/done messed up A-A-ron


I see what you did there De-Nice.
 
4 days ago  

JimmySlicings: [img.fark.net image 300x411]

marched in Detroit over 25 years ago when the police killed Malice Green.  we accomplished nothing, but at that age, you do these things.  i'm just saying, it's a name people name their kids sometimes.
 
4 days ago  
That's actually a fricken awesome name.
 
4 days ago  
I assume it's pronounces "Ma-Leech-Ay"
 
4 days ago  

ObscureNameHere: SloppyFrenchKisser: Mommy didn't hug him enough.
Also, what kind of idiotic parents would give their kid that name?
He was doomed from the start.

I sometimes wonder whatever happened to a kid my wife babysat about 10-12 years ago.

The father's name was (apparently) "Smokey" and his son's name was 'Blaze'.    No idea what the mom's name was, as the couple weren't together (surprise) which made for the usual dumpster fire of scheduling regarding their mutual genetic victim.

Last time I saw "Smokey", it was when he was in the front hallway of my house muttering under his breath at having to pay out an extra $50 because he was 2 hours late picking up his kid.


That's kind of sad. That kid will probably have a hard time in life.
 
4 days ago  

akya: To avoid prosecution he should skip bail and move to Texas.

and thus become callous Malice from Dallas.


I once wrote a paper called "A Menace Called Brennus" because Rome and Greece were both attacked by men called Brennus though about 100 years apart. I admit I had the title first, then came up with something to write.
 
4 days ago  

Big_Doofus: ObscureNameHere: SloppyFrenchKisser: Mommy didn't hug him enough.
Also, what kind of idiotic parents would give their kid that name?
He was doomed from the start.

I sometimes wonder whatever happened to a kid my wife babysat about 10-12 years ago.

The father's name was (apparently) "Smokey" and his son's name was 'Blaze'.    No idea what the mom's name was, as the couple weren't together (surprise) which made for the usual dumpster fire of scheduling regarding their mutual genetic victim.

Last time I saw "Smokey", it was when he was in the front hallway of my house muttering under his breath at having to pay out an extra $50 because he was 2 hours late picking up his kid.

That's kind of sad. That kid will probably have a hard time in life.


Yeah I don't doubt it.   My wife did the home daycare thingy for few years but it finally became too much hassle.    Some kids / families were great.... but.... you really get to see the other side of coin and what happens in divorces / separations with the kids being largely rootless pawns in a game they didn't choose to be in.
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  

ansius: A nice case of Nominative Determinism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominati​ve_determinism

see also, http://mentalfloss.com/article/27992/n​ominative-determinism-yes-thats-his-re​al-name


I'm just glad my parents named me Weedlord Bonerhitler. Life is never boring.
 
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