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(CBS News)   How a dude found a secret Assange indictment, an ISIS commander from New Jersey, and an FBI raid of a sitting US congressman. All from reading court documents. Wonder what his Fark handle is?   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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2056 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2019 at 6:37 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 02:19:51 PM  
Kind of how someone combing the books at the Citadel found out Jon Snow was nailing his aunt.
 
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2019-04-15 06:34:32 PM  
His experience with PACER reminds me of mine with the online registry of deeds. It's hypersensitive to irrelevant details, like you have to know to type"RD" instead of "ROAD". I never did figure out what the trick is to take a page and book number and turn that into a document. It's not as simple as entering the page and book number in the fields that claim to be asking for a page and book number. A properly trained paralegal can snap her fingers and find ten times as much as I can given the same query in a tenth the time.
 
2019-04-15 06:41:52 PM  
Just to clear things up amid all this speculation, no, it wasn't me.
 
2019-04-15 06:43:21 PM  
blastoh?
 
2019-04-15 06:48:24 PM  
International secret agent/sex symbol/pro wrestler/porn star Mike Lowell?
 
2019-04-15 06:48:50 PM  
Gorgor?
 
2019-04-15 06:49:51 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Just to clear things up amid all this speculation, no, it wasn't me.


Me neither.

I find my dirt elsewhere, not court docs.
 
2019-04-15 06:51:51 PM  

kling_klang_bed: International secret agent/sex symbol/pro wrestler/porn star Mike Lowell?


Mike can't read.
 
2019-04-15 06:55:36 PM  
Lulz@ "One of the things about Seamus that I find frustrating is sometimes he'll take these sexy documents and he'll just tweet them out," Goldman said. "I don't think it's a good idea. I think he should give them to reporters so we can report them out and then write stories about them and put them on the front page of The New York Times. While giving credit to Seamus of course."

Do the shoe-level stuff, broh. Jesus. What a f*cking whiner.
 
2019-04-15 06:57:26 PM  
Trump to ban PACER or raise the price of a single search from $0.10 to $10k in 3...2...1....
 
2019-04-15 06:58:09 PM  
Marine Core Mike?
 
2019-04-15 07:00:24 PM  
Not it.
 
2019-04-15 07:03:04 PM  
Damn. "Seamus Hughes" would have been an awesome fark handle even if it wasn't the guy's actual name.
 
2019-04-15 07:07:32 PM  

Gyrfalcon: blastoh?


In case there is a pool going, I would like to claim Blastoh because i came to opine the same thing
 
2019-04-15 07:11:03 PM  
That would require somebody to RTFA.  So that eliminates about 95% of Fark's active membership.
 
2019-04-15 07:12:54 PM  

valkore: That would require somebody to RTFA.  So that eliminates about 95% of Fark's active membership.


Hey, Buddy!

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We don't take kindly to you article readers here!
 
2019-04-15 07:29:47 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Just to clear things up amid all this speculation, no, it wasn't me.


Sounds like something the person who did it would say
 
2019-04-15 07:33:02 PM  
Is he a brother shamus?
 
2019-04-15 07:37:22 PM  

valkore: That would require


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2019-04-15 07:41:15 PM  

gyruss: Damn. "Seamus Hughes" would have been an awesome fark handle even if it wasn't the guy's actual name.


You gotta say it slowly.
 
2019-04-15 07:43:09 PM  
**clicks little double-down-arrow thingie to reveal sneak peak**

**reads**
academic
**stops reading**

Ain't a farker subby, but don't feel bad. We only expect you to be right maybe once out of a thousand.
 
2019-04-15 07:52:25 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Marine Core Mike?


Doh! Meant Marine Core Todd.
 
2019-04-15 08:25:24 PM  
it was whidbey.
 
2019-04-15 09:06:15 PM  
Seamus wants PACER to be free, and he wants it to work better.

Ummm...
 
2019-04-15 09:18:34 PM  
Submitter, it doesn't mention anything about being an overweight, angsty 40 year old IT worker living in his mom's basement, so I doubt they're a Farker
 
2019-04-15 10:45:29 PM  
Seamus Hughes does good work.
 
2019-04-15 10:48:40 PM  

powhound: **clicks little double-down-arrow thingie to reveal sneak peak**

**reads**
academic
**stops reading**

Ain't a farker subby, but don't feel bad. We only expect you to be right maybe once out of a thousand.


Hey, I'm an academic. Not, you know, a good one, but still. I know there are other similar misfits academic Farkers on here too.
 
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