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(KMOV St. Louis)   Parental Unit walks in to a bank. "Do not be alarmed. Do not resist. This is a criminal action taken against your banking facility. I possess weaponry and demand currency without valid withdrawal slip or identification. Comply   (kmov.com) divider line
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1610 clicks; posted to Business » on 15 Apr 2019 at 9:20 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-04-15 08:51:50 AM  
The old clear costume trick.  Get's 'em every time.
 
2019-04-15 10:00:33 AM  
He's in a small village in France.
 
2019-04-15 10:06:55 AM  
Did he feast on mass quantities of fiberglass insulation, insect repellant strips and beer afterwards?
 
2019-04-15 10:11:41 AM  
I was hoping subby meant the robber's mom was inside the bank at the same time he was robbing the place and it became awkward, but sadly it's just a picture of the silly looking bank robber and a standard "He showed a gun, demanded cash, teller handed cash to robber, robber leaves and runs away."
 
2019-04-15 10:53:49 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I was hoping subby meant the robber's mom was inside the bank at the same time he was robbing the place and it became awkward, but sadly it's just a picture of the silly looking bank robber and a standard "He showed a gun, demanded cash, teller handed cash to robber, robber leaves and runs away."


Yeah...the reference is over my head.
 
2019-04-15 11:27:52 AM  
yeah what's the Parental Unit reference I am missing here
 
2019-04-15 11:30:25 AM  
oh wait he conehead of his poncho okay i get it  shaddup
 
2019-04-15 12:05:32 PM  
This deserves the dumbass tag..Armed robbery, of a bank, in this day is not likely to end wit
the robber riding off into the sunset with their loot..It's only a matter of time before they get
caught..And a conviction for armed robbery is going to earn this guy a nice long stay at one of Illinois
finest prisons..

This is the second armed bank robbery in this area in the last couple of weeks..
 
2019-04-15 12:46:28 PM  

davynelson: yeah what's the Parental Unit reference I am missing here


he's a conehead? thus people mentioning france? just a guess
 
2019-04-15 02:28:54 PM  
In other news, some banks are open on Sunday.
 
2019-04-15 02:42:14 PM  

Catsaregreen: In other news, some banks are open on Sunday.


https://www.td.com/us/en/personal-ban​k​ing/

This bank is, just don't trust it with your banking though. After they consumed Commerce Bank, "Americas Most Convenient Bank" and the Sunday hours was the only two things remaining from the New Jersey based bank. After the takeover, fees popped up, customer service employees and tellers were turned into salesman and it became alot harder to get the level of customer service you received in the past.
 
2019-04-15 06:06:06 PM  

MBZ321: DarkSoulNoHope: I was hoping subby meant the robber's mom was inside the bank at the same time he was robbing the place and it became awkward, but sadly it's just a picture of the silly looking bank robber and a standard "He showed a gun, demanded cash, teller handed cash to robber, robber leaves and runs away."

Yeah...the reference is over my head.


Headline sounds as though Perd Hapley went bad.
 
6 days ago  
I especially like the bright orange outfit. Very stealthy.
 
6 days ago  

trerro: I especially like the bright orange outfit. Very stealthy.


It's so he's not shot by other robbers during bank robbing season.
 
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