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5 days ago  
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LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
5 days ago  
Three pivotal game threes and a possible last gasp in Carolina. I can't wait until NBA playoffs start.

I still think VGK missed an opportunity by not going full GoT in their Cirque du Pregame.
 
5 days ago  
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This pisses me right off. They knew FIVE DAYS AGO that he was going to have the hearing and yet they let him play anyways. DAMMIT PRONGER!
 
5 days ago  
Go Leafs!

For a game 3 of a tied series it really feels like a must win, especially with all the distraction of a game day hearing for Kadri sucking so much oxygen, at least until the puck drops¹, and so much more again tomorrow if they lose ugly...
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¹  I'm setting the over under on Hughson/Simpson randomly mentioning Kadri *during game play of a game he's not playing* at 6.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Let's go Bruins!
 
5 days ago  
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Let's have some good Hockey in these last days before my hockey loyalty is for sale.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though
 
5 days ago  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Shut Up, Milbury.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Random Pretty Girls.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Sharks in 6.
20.   Damn early/late starts.
21.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
22.   Mastodon.
23.   "The play is under review."
24.   Reviewitorium.gif
25.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
26.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
27.   Pics of Dinner.
28.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
29.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
30.   Handbags.
31.   Glass Pounders.
32.   {Team} because {Player}
33.   Mocking Canadians.
34.   Mocking Americans.
35.   Fark Cancer.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Don Cherry's Suits.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
5 days ago  

buckeyebrain: [img.fark.net image 500x621]


I keep looking at that picture, and I keep thinking "Man, she looks like she could kick my ass..."
 
5 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Publikwerks: I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though


Just listening to Bob McKenzie talking about it on Toronto's TSN and he's saying it could easily be 8, largely due to history, for what would be probably 3 for someone w/o a history. Not sure about 8, but there is no way he'll suit up v. Bruins again this year (maybe just for his own safety), so at least 5... I'm guessing 6.
 
4 days ago  

sno man: Publikwerks: I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though

Just listening to Bob McKenzie talking about it on Toronto's TSN and he's saying it could easily be 8, largely due to history, for what would be probably 3 for someone w/o a history. Not sure about 8, but there is no way he'll suit up v. Bruins again this year (maybe just for his own safety), so at least 5... I'm guessing 6.


They gotta make it hurt the team should the leafs continue on in the playoffs. The suspension has to be at least this series and a good part of the next.  I'm thinking 6+ too.
 
4 days ago  

soopey: sno man: Publikwerks: I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though

Just listening to Bob McKenzie talking about it on Toronto's TSN and he's saying it could easily be 8, largely due to history, for what would be probably 3 for someone w/o a history. Not sure about 8, but there is no way he'll suit up v. Bruins again this year (maybe just for his own safety), so at least 5... I'm guessing 6.

They gotta make it hurt the team should the leafs continue on in the playoffs. The suspension has to be at least this series and a good part of the next.  I'm thinking 6+ too.


Forgot to add that knowing the NHL, it'll be 1 game.
 
4 days ago  
Kadri 5-6 games
Thornton, I'd hope at least two, settle for one, wouldn't be shocked at all that it's completely ignored by the league
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
After the first weekend in May, I expect to actually watch some entire hockey playoff games... and participate in the threads, but until then, my shameless badge posts will continue.
Carry on hockey farkers.
 
4 days ago  
...and you though math was hard

Not as hard as spelling apparently...
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
here we go, straight from the horse:
Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019
 
4 days ago  
Anyone know if this bit about Babcock has any merit or is it just some guy w/ a blog?

NHL Rumors: Toronto Maple Leafs - Nazem Kadri And Mike Babcock's Future In Doubt?
 
4 days ago  

sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019


I literally just submitted that link and came here to post it. I had guessed six too
 
4 days ago  
Bruins Hockey Rules - Victory Dance
Youtube V8Vn35Ybr90
 
4 days ago  
okay.. now that that's out of the way...
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4 days ago  

sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019


I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.
 
4 days ago  

dustygrimp: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/V8Vn35Yb​r90]


My absolute favorite Bruins promotions of all time! Actually looked into acquiring a bear suit like that.

They start at a Hyundai and go up from there.
 
4 days ago  

sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019


Well, my headline wasn't chosen, but I still thought part of it was clever...

Is this Kadri-strophic for the Maple Leafs?
 
4 days ago  

nyseattitude: Anyone know if this bit about Babcock has any merit or is it just some guy w/ a blog?

NHL Rumors: Toronto Maple Leafs - Nazem Kadri And Mike Babcock's Future In Doubt?


In the grand scheme of expendable, I guess that depends a little on how well Nylander does as the third line centre for the rest of the series. Leafs are in a bit of a cap crunch next year with Gardiner (already proved valuable to the team) and Marner (who's not getting any cheaper) and others in under the cap. Some extra wiggle room from Naz's contract might help get it all done, but he's still a valuable piece on a relatively cheap $4m contract for a couple of years, but if Nylander steps up the trust issue might be enough to see him sent to the Sens or Oilers.
As for Babs I don't always agree with his choices, but I'm nearly 100% sure he's not going anywhere from an early playoff exit this year.
 
4 days ago  

Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.


You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.
 
4 days ago  

sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.


I mean if you can't trust "Boob McKenzie" as a source, who can you trust?
 
4 days ago  

Publikwerks: I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though


Kevin Weeks was on Rome earlier today and speculated 10 games.

/he said it should be more like 20
 
4 days ago  

Publikwerks: buckeyebrain: [img.fark.net image 500x621]

I keep looking at that picture, and I keep thinking "Man, she looks like she could kick my ass..."


She kind of looks like my GF actually.

/my GF is 6'1", I'm 5'9"
//it's nice to have her around when I can't reach things on the top-shelf
 
4 days ago  
Monitoring the actual blue checkmark Player Safety now.. last tweet there was from two hours ago about Thornton getting a phone call today about his shenanigans.
 
4 days ago  

fatalvenom: Publikwerks: I wonder how the NHL is going to come down on Kadri. Personally, I figure it would be worth a game on it's own, but he has such a bad rep for these type of hits, and offering him a in person meeting opens it up to 5+ games.

//Not how I want the B's to win.
///I'll take it though

Kevin Weeks was on Rome earlier today and speculated 10 games.

/he said it should be more like 20


Kevin Weeks is doing worse than I am in the Hat Trick Challenge.. Just sayin'
 
4 days ago  
Come on Carolina and Boston, let's see if we can create a world where I select the entire east wrong!

/Odds do not look good for the Lightning to beat the Penguins in the Eastern Championship game I'll tell you what.
 
4 days ago  

sno man: Monitoring the actual blue checkmark Player Safety now.. last tweet there was from two hours ago about Thornton getting a phone call today about his shenanigans.


Called it.
 
4 days ago  
Evening, all. Badge post - son has t-ball practice and my depression and anxiety have decided to smack me in the face relentlessly.

Current mood
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/LGR
//ha
///night
 
4 days ago  
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shameless badge post. getting out of the house and going into town to catch Swervedriver and Failure

GO OVERTIME!!!!
GO CANADA!!!!!
 
4 days ago  

sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.


Something has to come out soon, the meeting is in Toronto, they are east coast and it's getting close to 5pm
 
4 days ago  

fatalvenom: Publikwerks: buckeyebrain: [img.fark.net image 500x621]

I keep looking at that picture, and I keep thinking "Man, she looks like she could kick my ass..."

She kind of looks like my GF actually.

/my GF is 6'1", I'm 5'9"
//it's nice to have her around when I can't reach things on the top-shelf


I'm 5'6" (without whisky) and had a girlfriend that was 6'5" and always wore heals. I loved scaling her and repelling back down.
 
4 days ago  

aevorea: Evening, all. Badge post - son has t-ball practice and my depression and anxiety have decided to smack me in the face relentlessly.


Depression and anxiety suck!
Maybe watching something nice would help a tiny bit :)

Rangers Win Stanley Cup 6/14/1994
Youtube Dr0m5bWAgk0
 
4 days ago  

nyseattitude: sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.

Something has to come out soon, the meeting is in Toronto, they are east coast and it's getting close to 5pm


I thought I had read the meeting was in New York. Of course, that could've been Boob McKenzie, too.
 
4 days ago  

nyseattitude: aevorea: Evening, all. Badge post - son has t-ball practice and my depression and anxiety have decided to smack me in the face relentlessly.

Depression and anxiety suck!
Maybe watching something nice would help a tiny bit :)

[YouTube video: Rangers Win Stanley Cup 6/14/1994]


Thanks :'(
 
4 days ago  

Fochstockings: nyseattitude: sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.

Something has to come out soon, the meeting is in Toronto, they are east coast and it's getting close to 5pm

I thought I had read the meeting was in New York. Of course, that could've been Boob McKenzie, too.


I thought I read Toronto but I could easily be mistaken. Either way they are both EST
 
4 days ago  

Fochstockings: nyseattitude: sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.

Something has to come out soon, the meeting is in Toronto, they are east coast and it's getting close to 5pm

I thought I had read the meeting was in New York. Of course, that could've been Boob McKenzie, too.


It is, you're correct, I was confusing office locations.
 
4 days ago  

nyseattitude: Fochstockings: nyseattitude: sno man: Publikwerks: sno man: here we go, straight from the horse:Nazem Kadri has been suspended for six games for Cross-checking Boston's Jake DeBrusk. https://t.co/2jbtuXBnfD
- NHL Player Safety (@brandonco4) April 15, 2019

I'm not  convinced this is real since it's not announced anywhere else.

You are correct. *hangs head in shame* that's not actually Player Safety. SORRY EVERYONE. disregard my post of that tweet.

Something has to come out soon, the meeting is in Toronto, they are east coast and it's getting close to 5pm

I thought I had read the meeting was in New York. Of course, that could've been Boob McKenzie, too.

It is, you're correct, I was confusing office locations.


Well, too be fair, many a Canadian has called Toronto the "New York City" of Canada, so if we go with that, everyone wins!

Well, except for Kadri.
 
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